Ok, here it goes.
It is summer of 198... something (
) and your friend is making some money to make it through a whole year in highschool, working as a bartender in a place near where I live. I had the early shift (bars in places where the tourists come, open quite early, like for noon) so I was off by midnight. I had a couple of gin-tonic (that was my fav. at that time) and a dozen (or so) of shots (various stuff) cause I had to drink with the customers all the time.
I feel really tired, but I go to a bar-restaurant (
) where a cousin of mine works and he talks me into drinking a couple more gin-tonics.
Then he is off work so we decide, before going home, to hit another bar who belongs to a friend of ours. Well, we went there and he had some fantastic Raki, a special kind that is called Protoraki (prime raki) and we had half a dozen shots of it - very strong stuff!
Then I had another gin-tonic and I was zipping on it, till two girls came in. German tourists, sisters, one is 24 other is 28. I told ya I was only in highschool (that makes me... hhmm... must have been 16 or 17 at the time) but when we hit on them (yes, ofcourse we did) I told them I was 20 (I looked like 20.. actually I still do
) and we started chatting.
Well, they were German, and they had lots of beer-with-wine, so we had more liquor ourselves. Especially the younger (a very nice blonde, quite brainless but sweet enough) was drinking like a sailor, and soon she was tottaly pissed (I mean VERY drunk) and so was I.
Well, we headed out of there (about 6 in the morning) to find a nice place to... you know what. I found myself - a bit later - having fun with the blonde somewhere. She was shouting and laughing pretty loud (we haven't started anything, just having fun) and her sister - with my cousin trying to get his hands on her but failing repeatedly -insisting that "we have men in Deutschland, we have men in Deutschland".
All that noise finally woke up somebody. I was trying to hide between her legs, while I heard a really angry voice:
"You morons, it is 6 in the morning, can't you go and screw that bitches somewhere else, what the hell are you doing in my backyard?"
Well... the funny thing is, this was my father. When I finally came to the light he started shouting even more, telling me I was banned from retourning home and other interesting things...
Bottom line: Plus, we didn't do anything further with the ladies...
that's all... I have something better for tommorow
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Ubik the Spam Artist
Good thing I don't believe in this zodiac either.)
