The Ultimate poll: Chrisys object of desire

Chrissy · Post by **Chrissy** » Tue Jan 30, 2001 1:21 pm

Drakron, congrats hon, have fun. (and tell us of the least gory details afterwards ofcourse...

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Waverly, you asked for it, it'll come up in a few minutes, sis wants to check her e-mail first...

EDIT
Sis didn't take as long as I thought...

Where to start...
Kay, I was on one of my free vacations (read: with mom and dad, bro and sis) in Spain. We were staying at some campingsite close to the beach (you know, walking distance) and ran into a few fellowcountrymen (Dutch boys... and a girl) I was 17 and they were all older than me. I joined them on several little trips (to an amusement park, town, jeepride and so on). We had a lot of fun. One of them was an annoying bugger always whining about the amount of plastic cups that got broken and about how he had to buy new ones. After a while we became sick of it and placed a bet. (me and the two other guys that is) while waiting for the pizza's to show up. The next person that broke a plastic cup was gonna sleep under the stars. The second could sleep anywhere but in his/her own tent.
I was the second one to break a cup... (one of the guys had placed it under my chair, so when I sat down it died.) I (being a good sport and not wanting to be the excuse for the first guy to break a cup not to sleep outside) agreed to sleep in the first guy's tent. Which was also the tent of another one of the guys... Do you still follow me?
Well, there was nothing going on between me and him and we spent most of the time talking but... I think that night is living proof that situations like this cannot pass with absolutely nothing happening... And it was a very warm night too...
Anyway, the next morning we all woke up around seven (after having slept only one hour) and I moved back to my own tent because my parents probably wouldn't agree with me sleeping in an otherone... And the guy who had slept outside was covered in musquitobites...
The rest of the vacation me and the guy I shared the tent with experienced a little tension every time we were alone but nothing else happened. (thankfully)

This does not speak good of my morals does it? Oh well...

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Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Tue Jan 30, 2001 1:28 pm

Waverly will require only the gory details

Chrissy · Post by **Chrissy** » Tue Jan 30, 2001 1:51 pm

That depends on how gory exactly, I mean I don't want to hear about the uses of that duracel requiring thing anymore...

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Tue Jan 30, 2001 1:59 pm

@Chrissy: That has to be the absolute cleanest demented story I have ever heard

You wild child! Ah, at least I don't have to repaint my mental picture of you...you are pretty much the nice girl I thought you were.

How long before I find out the 'tiny bikini' was a squall parka?

Thanks, for the story

\^/

@GB: We are waiting...

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Chrissy · Post by **Chrissy** » Tue Jan 30, 2001 2:02 pm

Waverly thanks hon, I didn't want to give the details and I see it helped... It really did... (And I just think it's demented because I really can't turn down dares...)

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Tue Jan 30, 2001 2:08 pm

Left out the details?! As a writer you know that the details make the story

Should I tone down the demented stories a bit? I think my next one might be worse.

I wonder if this is a real girl Drakron is talking about?

Drakron Du´Dark · Post by **Drakron Du´Dark** » Tue Jan 30, 2001 2:10 pm

And you have gone inside the tent at? and that started at?
Chrissy.
BTW, If you are pulling a fast one, I will know.

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"He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not became a monster... when you gaze long into the abyss the abyss gazes into you..."
Friedrich Nietzsche

Chrissy · Post by **Chrissy** » Tue Jan 30, 2001 2:16 pm

Waverly:
Does it matter? If it makes him happy to talk about an imaginated girl I'm not gonna stop him.

No don't tune 'em down for me, just keep 'em going...

I left out a few details not to lose face... After all you all think I'm a nice girl. Why spoil that image? (Am I teasing now, guess you'll never know)
I'm not a real writer, just a wannabe, so I have the right to take out the most important part of the story and make it less interesting. I can blame it on my amateur writing skills...

BTW Chrissy the amateur wannabe writer has read your horoscope and it tells her you have a small surprise waiting for you in the future... I wonder..

Drakron: No details, no can do, sorry.

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Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Tue Jan 30, 2001 2:21 pm

You don't know my sign, besides I am Waverly the Seer- It takes a heck of a lot to surprise me

BTW I will try another story tomorrow.

Perhaps GB will honor us with one in the meantime...

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Chrissy · Post by **Chrissy** » Tue Jan 30, 2001 2:51 pm

Waverly:
true, I don't know your sign. But you said something a while ago about it being your birthday in two weeks... So you can imagine it didn't take too much trouble to find out what your sign was if you were speaking the truth...

(just open one of the magazines of my sister and see what sign most people in February have... BTW, I was kidding about the surprise... or maybe not...

)

I don't think Gruntboy is gonna show up with his story today.

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Tue Jan 30, 2001 2:59 pm

Ah, you are quite resourceful, bubbly one. But Waverly does not believe in astrology, so we shall have to see.

Aren't Aquarius' supposed to be nice? See what I mean

Chrissy · Post by **Chrissy** » Tue Jan 30, 2001 3:10 pm

Waverly:
I don't believe in astrology either so I took the liberty of making up your horoscope...

And I don't know anything about Aquariuses... only that most of 'em are born in February. Which is a lot more than I know about most signs... Except my own, I know that Taurus is an earth sign... I'm very well educated.

(That's what you get from my friends:
Friend: Oh that's so typical of you, well after all you are an earth sign... Me: I'm a what? Friend: You're a Taurus right? Me: Yeeeees? Friend: That's an earth sign, that means you yaddayaddayadda... at this point I mostly stop paying attention)

Drakron Du´Dark · Post by **Drakron Du´Dark** » Tue Jan 30, 2001 3:12 pm

I see (Hey, Right. She must think that I have fallen from a bus that came from Dumbville....).

And, BTW, If I do something about her, dont expect that I do it and tell, sorry I am not that kind of person.

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"He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not became a monster... when you gaze long into the abyss the abyss gazes into you..."
Friedrich Nietzsche

Chrissy · Post by **Chrissy** » Tue Jan 30, 2001 3:16 pm

Geez Drakron, can't you take a joke?

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Tue Jan 30, 2001 3:24 pm

@Chrissy:
People sometimes get mad at me because I poke fun at astrology, ghosts, UFO's and the like. My feeling is that these are people who are unable to find enough real 'magic' in the world and add these things because they can't make life intersting enough without them.

@Drakron: This is SYM. We need details, even if you make them up

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\^/averly
roaster of inquisitve paladins

Chrissy · Post by **Chrissy** » Tue Jan 30, 2001 3:27 pm

Waverly: Alienbob is going to hate you for poking fun at UFO's you know. But I guess I agree about the magic thing. If I want magic in my life I just turn on my labtop and start writing it... (leaving out all the nice little details because this is my right as an amateur wannabe writer ofcourse...

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Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Tue Jan 30, 2001 3:31 pm

We'll get you drunk late one night and wring those details out of you, oh teller of cleaned up stories

I am not feeling particularly evil today, or I would either make them up for you in a misquote; or else do a symbolic analysis of the elements of your story (you know what Freud says about tents

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Chrissy · Post by **Chrissy** » Tue Jan 30, 2001 3:38 pm

Waverly: No, what does he say about tents?

You don't seem very evil to me at all. Everytime you try to say soemthing utterly evil you melt into a blob of pure evil... see, you have a security system to prevent you from saying evil things... This is very civilized. (I will not say mature or you will start yelling at me again. And I still can't help thinking of old cheese everytime I hear the word mature... Maybe I should change that to a fine old wine, it cheers me up

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Drakron Du´Dark · Post by **Drakron Du´Dark** » Tue Jan 30, 2001 4:02 pm

The "tent" story is quite used (I even use that one, despite the fact that doing that in a sleeping bag is very unconfortable [I dont know that from my esperiance in that matter, but I have sleep on one and that was not a good night sleep]) so I decided to know if that was true Chrissy, by asking that question.
Try better next time.

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"He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not became a monster... when you gaze long into the abyss the abyss gazes into you..."
Friedrich Nietzsche

Chrissy · Post by **Chrissy** » Tue Jan 30, 2001 4:06 pm

Okay... I'm quite sure I didn't get that... But it leaves a bitter taste... did I upset you Drakron?
What I said has really happened and if you do not want to believe that you can go and join the people that think I'm a bald gay fat man for all I care...

BTW, this was all from me for today. Bro wants to sleep... Have fun without me.