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Posted: Thu May 11, 2006 1:19 pm
by Ravager
But I'm a spam veteran, I can handle anything made of spam!
And thanks, Darzog....

Posted: Thu May 11, 2006 1:22 pm
by Fiona
[QUOTE=Darzog]Can men from the UK even come over as macho?

:laugh:

[/QUOTE]
Um, are you not the soppy guy from the poem thread? What do you know?

:laugh:
@ Rav. If you absolutely insist. Please sign this disclaimer first

Posted: Thu May 11, 2006 1:22 pm
by Luis Antonio
Hello!
Posted: Thu May 11, 2006 1:24 pm
by Ravager
[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Hello![/QUOTE]
Watch out! Gargonell is coming!
*signs disclaimer*
Posted: Thu May 11, 2006 1:26 pm
by Fiona
Hi Luis.
Can you ditch your company? They are a wee bit smelly. And I am sure I can do you something better than ale. *pours holy tequila and hands to Luis* Will that do?
@ Rav. In order to get the spam smoothie you have to sign a valid disclaimer. To do so you have to be sober. A sober person would not sign it. Only a drunk person would sign that disclaimer. A drunk person cannot be bound by a contract, and therefore it is not valid. Catch 22
Have nice martini instead

Posted: Thu May 11, 2006 1:28 pm
by Juniper
[QUOTE=Fiona]Help yourselves, people. I will make drinks for Rav and for anyone who cannot manage, but otherwise just go for it *pours more Highland Park*
Juni are you still on the music?[/QUOTE]
that i am!
*puts in dance mix*
DANCE TIME!
Posted: Thu May 11, 2006 1:30 pm
by Darzog
[QUOTE=Fiona]Um, are you not the soppy guy from the poem thread? What do you know?

:laugh: [/QUOTE]
Just because I thought you were a little tough on love doesn't make me soppy.

Now you hurt my feelings. *pout* *sip* *sip*
Posted: Thu May 11, 2006 1:31 pm
by Ravager
[QUOTE=Fiona]@ Rav. In order to get the spam smoothie you have to sign a valid disclaimer. To do so you have to be sober. A sober person would not sign it. Only a drunk person would sign that disclaimer. A drunk person cannot be bound by a contract, and therefore it is not valid. Catch 22
Have nice martini instead

[/QUOTE]
I've been having fictional alcohol and I'm still verrrry sober...thus I can sign your disclaimer as I've taken a leave of sanity.
Now, give me my spam smoothie!

Posted: Thu May 11, 2006 1:32 pm
by Juniper
[QUOTE=Darzog]Just because I thought you were a little tough on love doesn't make me soppy.

Now you hurt my feelings. *pout* *sip* *sip*[/QUOTE]
oh no....weepy and in the corner?
Posted: Thu May 11, 2006 1:35 pm
by Fiona
[QUOTE=Juniper]oh no....weepy and in the corner?[/QUOTE]
Too early for that, surely
@ Rav. Nope. Insanity also excludes a valid contract

(see the book)
Posted: Thu May 11, 2006 1:38 pm
by Darzog
Who am I kidding? I can't stay weepy with this wonderful concoction pumping in my veins. But I'm still a wall flower.

Posted: Thu May 11, 2006 1:38 pm
by Ravager
Meh, I'm more of a wall flower than you...
[QUOTE=Fiona]@ Rav. Nope. Insanity also excludes a valid contract

(see the book)[/QUOTE]
*takes Fiona to the small claims court to dispute the validity of this not-so-legally-binding contract*

Posted: Thu May 11, 2006 1:38 pm
by Fiberfar
I'm heading for a brainkiller.... Give me a B52 :mischief:

Posted: Thu May 11, 2006 1:40 pm
by Fiona
@ Rav. OK it is your party
Puts alcohol, random drugs, tobacco and spam in the blender. Whizzes. Pours. Looks at nasty pink liquid in glass.
You don't have to drink it, honest you don't
@ Fib. You sure like them sweet. *gives him a B52*
Posted: Thu May 11, 2006 1:44 pm
by shana
Sounds delicious. Chug, chug, chug!
Posted: Thu May 11, 2006 1:44 pm
by Juniper
[QUOTE=Darzog]Who am I kidding? I can't stay weepy with this wonderful concoction pumping in my veins. But I'm still a wall flower.

[/QUOTE]
Come on....lets dance~!

Posted: Thu May 11, 2006 1:46 pm
by Ravager
[QUOTE=Fiona]@ Rav. OK it is your party
Puts alcohol, random drugs, tobacco and spam in the blender. Whizzes. Pours. Looks at nasty pink liquid in glass.
You don't have to drink it, honest you don't

[/QUOTE]
A-bout time!

Posted: Thu May 11, 2006 1:46 pm
by Juniper
[QUOTE=Fiona]@ Rav. OK it is your party
Puts alcohol, random drugs, tobacco and spam in the blender. Whizzes. Pours. Looks at nasty pink liquid in glass.
You don't have to drink it, honest you don't
[/QUOTE]
he asked for it tho.....:speech:
Posted: Thu May 11, 2006 1:47 pm
by Fiona
@ Shana. Careful with that. It has been shown to literally lethal :speech:
Posted: Thu May 11, 2006 1:48 pm
by shana
Oh, I wasn't drinking it myself--I was cheering for Rav to do it!
I'll stick with wine! Or maybe a mexican martini--those sound yummy.