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Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 12:46 pm
by Ravager
[QUOTE=Gunofgod]Is it safe to come out now?
[/QUOTE]
That'd depend on whether the owners of any of the broken into houses near you are around...
Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 12:48 pm
by Darzog
*slaps GoG* How can you even ask that!?
Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 12:51 pm
by Juniper
[QUOTE=Gunofgod]Is it safe to come out now?
[/QUOTE]
I dont think there are any law enforment officials around...
Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 12:55 pm
by Gunofgod
I wonder how many people are there with crime as a hobby.
Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 12:57 pm
by Fiberfar
[QUOTE=Juniper]I dont think there are any law enforment officials around...
[/QUOTE]
They'd be around my place.... Wondering what I'm going to blow up next
:laugh:
Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 1:02 pm
by Magelord648
Bye everyone.
Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 1:04 pm
by Fiberfar
See ya later.
Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 1:07 pm
by Ravager
Bye Magelord
Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 1:16 pm
by Juniper
Bye Magelord!
Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 1:23 pm
by Juniper
A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises,
two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to you?"
"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a
difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture. We went
to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the
cows had something white at its rear end."
"I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf
ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of
the cow's ass."
Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!"
"I don't remember much after that."
Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 1:24 pm
by Chimaera182
Damn, I have a Systeom of a Crap song stuck in my head now. -shakes fist at Darzog-
Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 1:34 pm
by Darzog
If she could wrap a 5-iron around his neck, that was probably a compliment! :speech:
@Chim: Psycho, groupie, cocaine, crazy!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 1:36 pm
by Chimaera182
Uh, wha?
Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 1:38 pm
by Ravager
Don't worry, he's just going insane.... :laugh:
Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 1:40 pm
by Darzog
It's a really catchy SoaD song.
http://www.elyrics.net/read/s/system-of ... yrics.html
I just heard it a couple of minutes ago so I thought I'd share with you.
Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 1:42 pm
by Magrus
[QUOTE=Juniper]A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises,
two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to you?"
"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a
difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture. We went
to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the
cows had something white at its rear end."
"I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf
ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of
the cow's ass."
Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!"
"I don't remember much after that."[/QUOTE]
:laugh: Oh that's great! HA.
Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 1:44 pm
by Juniper
@mag....well, thank you..
made me laugh...
Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 1:48 pm
by Magrus
[QUOTE=Juniper]@mag....well, thank you..
made me laugh...[/QUOTE]
*nods* Yeah, I needed a good laugh too.
Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 1:51 pm
by Juniper
[QUOTE=Magrus]*nods* Yeah, I needed a good laugh too.[/QUOTE]
not having a good day?
Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 1:54 pm
by Chimaera182
Yeah, that's okay, Darzog, no need to share that.
I don't get it. I thought the cow hit him, not the wife.