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Posted: Sat May 06, 2006 12:47 pm
by Ravager
Hah, that's a good excuse. Surprising that they didn't recruit your help anyway, though. Or try at least.

Posted: Sat May 06, 2006 1:02 pm
by Aramant
[QUOTE=Ravager]Surprising that they didn't recruit your help anyway, though. Or try at least.

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Not really; they're born-again Christians, so I imagine it's some kind of martyrdom thing.
Posted: Sat May 06, 2006 1:05 pm
by Magrus
[QUOTE=Aramant]Not really; they're born-again Christians, so I imagine it's some kind of martyrdom thing.[/QUOTE]
:laugh: That's sure to piss a number of groups off. I like it!
Posted: Sat May 06, 2006 1:08 pm
by Aramant
[QUOTE=Magrus]:laugh: That's sure to piss a number of groups off. I like it![/QUOTE]
If I'm going to do something, I'd like to go all the way.
Posted: Sat May 06, 2006 1:10 pm
by Magrus
[QUOTE=Aramant]If I'm going to do something, I'd like to go all the way.[/QUOTE]
That's been my rule...doesn't work too well with most girls though.
Speaking of which, I bought some wine today to celebrate the fact I got the little twirp who's always pissing me off at work stuck cleaning up the loading dock. Yay. Do I go for full tilt drunk and do up a rum night, or a slow buzz with the wine?

Posted: Sat May 06, 2006 1:12 pm
by Aramant
The question boils down to whether you want to save alcohol for a later date. Asking me about alcohol moderation is like asking asking a woman about anything besides cooking and cleaning: I just don't know.
Posted: Sat May 06, 2006 1:14 pm
by Magrus
Ha! Well in that case, we'll see how it goes! I spilled wine all over my microwave, floor, counter, white work shirts, etc earlier.

Red wine doesn't come out.

I think I'm getting drunk though...the high school girls today were just brutal.
Posted: Sat May 06, 2006 1:17 pm
by Ravager
*gasp* You wasted wine!!

Posted: Sat May 06, 2006 1:17 pm
by Aramant
[QUOTE=Magrus]...the high school girls today were just brutal.[/QUOTE]
I had to go in to work this morning for WHMIS, and there was a pretty nice prosti-tot there. I don't know what job she might have, as she'd have to be legal drinking age (19) to be a waitress... unless she just looked young.
Posted: Sat May 06, 2006 1:20 pm
by Lestat
[QUOTE=Magrus]Ha! Well in that case, we'll see how it goes! I spilled wine all over my microwave, floor, counter, white work shirts, etc earlier.

Red wine doesn't come out.

[/QUOTE]It helps if you put salt on it. I've heard putting white wine on it should help also, but I'd rather spill salt than wine... But you need to act fairly quickly.
Posted: Sat May 06, 2006 1:22 pm
by Aramant
[url="http://www.ehow.com/how_2524_remove-red-wine.html"]Internet to the rescue.[/url]
Posted: Sat May 06, 2006 1:24 pm
by Magrus
[QUOTE=Aramant]I had to go in to work this morning for WHMIS, and there was a pretty nice prosti-tot there. I don't know what job she might have, as she'd have to be legal drinking age (19) to be a waitress... unless she just
looked young.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, odd how the young ones look legal and the legal ones look like minors.
@ Lestat, Hmm, no white wine. The shirt has grease on it from work, I should have thrown it away, but....no one told me to avoid the area of work that left grease all over my shirt. I've just been stubborn that I paid for a shirt and 2 days into working it got ruined, so....now I have a reason to throw it out.

Posted: Sat May 06, 2006 1:31 pm
by Lestat
*beams* our moms will be proud of us, exchanging household tips on the internet.
Posted: Sat May 06, 2006 1:31 pm
by Aramant
[QUOTE=Lestat]*beams* our moms will be proud of us, exchanging household tips on the internet.[/QUOTE]
My mom's dead.
Posted: Sat May 06, 2006 1:34 pm
by Lestat
[QUOTE=Aramant]My mom's dead.[/QUOTE]
Sorry for that faux pas. I didn't know...

Posted: Sat May 06, 2006 1:35 pm
by Aramant
No worries, I was just joking.
Posted: Sat May 06, 2006 1:38 pm
by Ravager
[QUOTE=Lestat]*beams* our moms will be proud of us, exchanging household tips on the internet.[/QUOTE]
Next up - The SYM Knitting Circle! :laugh:
Posted: Sat May 06, 2006 1:40 pm
by Aramant
Will we be knittin' mittens for Kitten? She'll be smitten! These rhymes sure are fittin', but I'd best be quittin'.
Posted: Sat May 06, 2006 1:40 pm
by Lestat
[QUOTE=Aramant]No worries, I was just joking.[/QUOTE]... well, careful, I'm a bit sensitive for that kind of thing...

Posted: Sat May 06, 2006 1:43 pm
by Aramant
[QUOTE=Lestat]... well, careful, I'm a bit sensitive for that kind of thing...

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In general it's safest to just assume I'm being a jackass in any given situation.