Poken the Pig Prison

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Fri May 11, 2001 12:53 pm

Doc., Stoner cold needs to have a check up. He has an attitude.

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Fri May 11, 2001 12:56 pm

He he no mock for me

Stoner Cold · Post by **Stoner Cold** » Fri May 11, 2001 12:57 pm

i dont have an attitude problem.

the only problem is the pills the doc has been givin me. i want the red ones, not the green.

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Fri May 11, 2001 1:04 pm

Originally posted by Waverly:
Your delusions of sanity are duly noted, Minerva. <more purple pills are needed for this one>

I never have taken your purple pills.

Anyway, you even don't know if you are Waverly or Doc Waverly yourself. You should have your brain fixed. I don't mind to volunteer for you.

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Fri May 11, 2001 1:04 pm

I can't care for this many patients. We either need CE's help, or I am going to have to cull the herd a bit. Fetch the black pills with the skull on them, DP.

@Minerva: you still have permission to work on me

[ 05-11-2001: Message edited by: Waverly ]

Stoner Cold · Post by **Stoner Cold** » Fri May 11, 2001 1:06 pm

ill be a doctor...

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Fri May 11, 2001 1:06 pm

Lets see black pills for Pope..... Who else boss?

Stoner Cold · Post by **Stoner Cold** » Fri May 11, 2001 1:09 pm

right then, doc. if you cannot answer a question i ask you, will you let me be a doctor?

[ 05-11-2001: Message edited by: Stoner Cold ]

Xandax · Post by **Xandax** » Fri May 11, 2001 1:10 pm

Originally posted by Darkpoet:
<snip>
Xandax- He was caught on a street corner, with a jar of mustard in one hand. And Mayonnaise in the other.
<snip>

Huh??? - well I actually don't eat (or use for any other thing) either - well okay, I have had mayonnaise put in my hair at a freshman-trip first year at university - but hey, that was peer-pressure, and there was also cereal, custard and jam. (no mustard

).

So I must say, this time - I've been framed - I'm innocent I tell you - why don't nobody belive me

[ 05-11-2001: Message edited by: Xandax ]

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Fri May 11, 2001 1:10 pm

@DP: Give everyone a black pill. If they are dumb enough to take a pill with a skull on it, bon voyage

cheesemage · Post by **cheesemage** » Fri May 11, 2001 1:38 pm

Can I be put in the prison
I fit in with crimannly insane ginger bread men

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Fri May 11, 2001 1:42 pm

No black pill for craigio, craigy want green-orange come here pilly

Xandax · Post by **Xandax** » Fri May 11, 2001 1:45 pm

Hey - free pills - I'll take 'em all (I could use the extra money when I sell them

)

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Fri May 11, 2001 1:52 pm

Originally posted by Xandax:
Hey - free pills - I'll take 'em all (I could use the extra money when I sell them )

You should keep it secret...

Now there will be men in white knocking your door...

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Fri May 11, 2001 3:46 pm

Hmm...Illegal fence-sitting?Must have been framed.I am pretty much a law-abiding citizen,and I'm not sure as to how someone who breaks the law gets put into a prison full of, erm,mentally unstable people(have I just flamed the whole board ala DP ??

)

Xandax · Post by **Xandax** » Fri May 11, 2001 10:48 pm

Originally posted by Minerva:
You should keep it secret...

Now there will be men in white knocking your door...

Hah - with all the money I've made of the "free" pills I've been given - I'll just pay them handsomly to go away and talk to somebody else.
(some of them are actually good customers

)

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Sat May 12, 2001 2:02 pm

ThorinOakensfield was dragged to the water torture chair. Every time he says he's god, he is poke in the butt with a cattle prod.

Chrissy · Post by **Chrissy** » Sun May 13, 2001 12:51 am

I didn't know you could get locked up for flirting... I've never done anything illegal in my life... (well... never mind, scratch that)

I haven't flirted in a long time... Am I really a criminal?

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[ 05-13-2001: Message edited by: Chrissy ]

Vehemence · Post by **Vehemence** » Sun May 13, 2001 12:56 am

Sorry Chrissy, but not flirting with me for a long time is definitely a crime!

But hey, I suppose I could unleash you from those handcuffs if I had to

Although.......

Chrissy · Post by **Chrissy** » Sun May 13, 2001 12:59 am

Veh: You brute! leaving me all tied up like that... *sob*