Your Grunt needs you...

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Thu May 10, 2001 9:07 am

First thing I'm going to tell you how to blow up a bus.

Put your lips on the muffler and blow.

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Thu May 10, 2001 9:09 am

ROTFLMGDBAO

Watch you don't singe your lips

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Thu May 10, 2001 9:14 am

I need no training I know how I am a pyrotechnic so whats to learn?
Get a radio contoll car part the one that makes a spark(there is one right?) put that next to a flamable substance(plastic explosives) and KA-BOOM He he

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Thu May 10, 2001 11:00 am

i i can guess my way through guns lock(on to target) make sure safty clips out shot and my speciality)flametreowers put in the gass canister(s) aim(carful) and shot

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Thu May 10, 2001 2:19 pm

Any way "Reporting for duty SIR!"

Xandax · Post by **Xandax** » Thu May 10, 2001 11:28 pm

Originally posted by craig:
<STRONG>I need no training I know how I am a pyrotechnic so whats to learn?
Get a radio contoll car part the one that makes a spark(there is one right?) put that next to a flamable substance(plastic explosives) and KA-BOOM He he</STRONG>

Actually plastic explosive isen't a "flamable substance" - it has to be detonated to explode, not burnt

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Thu May 10, 2001 11:57 pm

Hmmm, Gruntboy’s milita... Well as long as the pants clause holds I’m in. I’m something of an aficionado of warfare and history and have seen Die Hard several times so I guess I qualify.

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Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Fri May 11, 2001 1:43 am

Kayless- Spamgent Major.

Keep up the good work son and you'll Make Lieuspamment-Colonel in no time.

Gruntboy survey's his fine troops as they pull into a montage sequence of them climbing over 12' walls, crawling through mud under barbed wire and blowing things up.

Karembeu · Post by **Karembeu** » Fri May 11, 2001 2:04 am

@General Grunt: Karembeu reporting for duty sir
I've done basic soldier training (good results) and have served my country for 10 months as a "Platoon Medic".
Now I'm looking for something new and exciting....preferably something to do with "big money". Consider me in, I await my assignment.

Also I heard that "Waverly" was applying for a position as "kamikaze-pilot" and "Fouldwimmerlaik" wanted the "field-prostitute" assignment....might be worth thinking about....

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Fri May 11, 2001 2:06 am

Hmm, we will need someone to patch up these fellas wheerr, if they get the cr*p shot out of them.

Field Medic (Specialist Spammer 4) Karembeu, you're in <salutes>

vixen · Post by **vixen** » Fri May 11, 2001 3:42 am

What the hell....I'll join. I don't knwo anything about armies but I don't want to have to work too hard.

And I don't know if I want to call you 'Sir' GB. It sounds a little like domination to me.

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Fri May 11, 2001 4:13 am

General Grunt, sir! As Spamgent Major I can show the troops how walk barefoot over shattered glass and still manage to take out a building full of terrorists. Well, perhaps is show is too fine a word. I’ll direct them how as I watch from a distant (while still wearing my combat boots

)

Grunt, Grunt, he’s our boy, if he can’t do it no one... will.

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Fri May 11, 2001 5:51 am

That's OK Vixen, as long as you turn out to be a die-hard combat b!tch

Now get on the ground and give me 50 maggot!

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Fri May 11, 2001 5:55 am

Admiral Waverly inspects Grunts troops... Grunt, I think you should stuff their torsos with extra blood and miscellaneous animal organs so that they can splatter more impressively when sent on pointless suicide missions.

...and keep Vix doing pushups, I cans see down her fatigues

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Fri May 11, 2001 6:17 am

Grunty SUH. I have some distrubing information, that I found in Waverly's car.

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Fri May 11, 2001 6:19 am

Waverly attempts to shed a few pounds whilst demonstrating how Grunt’s Militia can splatter better when sent on suicide missions.

(I would have added my Spam Dragon but I've been laying off the big gifs lately)

[ 05-11-2001: Message edited by: Kayless ]

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Fri May 11, 2001 7:20 am

Heh,I'm just waiting for someone to start a counter to GB's military

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Fri May 11, 2001 7:47 am

Well they better be the Peace Corps or something cos' if they try to knock headz with Grunt's Militia, we'll grind 'em into tiny pieces.

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Fri May 11, 2001 7:54 am

Grunt-From my past observations,I've concluded that the only people capable of starting up a counter to your faction would be Flagg and Weasel

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Fri May 11, 2001 7:56 am

Stop stirring the poop Brink.

Flagg is ineffectual. I would crush him like the worthless, flirting ant that he is. Under my boot.

Weasel is more likely to join my cause as a high ranking officer. Major-General of the Rapid Spam Force?