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Originally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG>No, it's actually the real tea. And quite hot I must add! </STRONG>

i am doubly sorry, i thought you were drinking cold tea

ICE Tea? In this weather? hell no! It's cold enough as it is!

Originally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG>ICE Tea? In this weather? hell no! It's cold enough as it is! </STRONG>

your in Aussie what is it doing being cold?

December 27, 2041
at the age of 72 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (49%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Heart Attack (5%)
Drowning (5%)

ROTFLMAO!!! I cannot believe it gauged adbuction from aliens above dying from alcoholism!!

(Ysh stocks up her fridge with bottles and scans the skies for flying saucers)

At least I can be bladdered when I go! Or there is a 5% chance of drowning (in beer?)

49% risk of cancer - well my cards are marked. But I prefer being abducted whilst drunk

Do we get a choice?

Originally posted by Yshania:
<STRONG>
Do we get a choice? </STRONG>

Nope!

Weasle first - then me...

It will give me a chance to catch up on his number of posts

Test No 2

August 4, 2001
at the age of 32 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Contagious Disease (38%)
Cancer (15%)
Horrible Accident (7%)
Suicide (5%)
Alcoholism (5%)


OMG!! 2 Days to go and counting...

I still cannot believe beer came bottom!!!

Originally posted by Yshania:
<STRONG>Test No 2

August 4, 2001
at the age of 32 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Contagious Disease (38%)
Cancer (15%)
Horrible Accident (7%)
Suicide (5%)
Alcoholism (5%)


OMG!! 2 Days to go and counting...

I still cannot believe beer came bottom!!! </STRONG>

ROFLMAO I can't believe the luck

Oops. Don't look good.
On Nov 16th, 2046 at the age of 76 I'm going to die from;
Heart Attack----15%
Alien abduction-13%
Homicide--------9%
Loneliness------5%
Cancer----------49%.
Bugger! Now where did I put my cigs?

Evening all!

Originally posted by Fezek:
<STRONG>
Bugger! Now where did I put my cigs?</STRONG>

Here you go.....

Test 2

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


July 18, 2002
at the age of 31 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (27%)
Suicide (12%)
Confusion (10%)
Auto-Fellatio (10%)
Heart Attack (9%)
Horrible Accident (6%)

Posted by Weasel -

Confusion (10%)

LMAO! only a 10 % chance and you still have a year, not a measly 2 days

I best let my sister know I won't be visiting her new house. She will be really disappointed - she is so proud of it

2 days left well I know what I would do heavy drinking and sex with random partners

@Garcia - LMAO!! I think that may be the reason

It would be really interesting if we all put in the same answers and compared calculations...

If we get a choice, I'm going with the auto fellatio!

Or perhaps it's something like, I find out I have cancer, start driking like crazy, go driving with some women and have auto-fellatio, crash the car after having a heart attack at that key moment, suffer some third degree burns from the crash, find out that the girl I was with was the daughter of the king of etheopia who orders a public execution, however, I become the result of a homicide on the night before the execution by some jewish priest who was in prison for transgressions of sodomy!

Hmmm... an interesting way to die don't you think?

So Sleep if you had a choice would kick the bucket by
a) Autofella
b) Castration
c) the clap

Originally posted by Fezek:
<STRONG>So Sleep if you had a choice would kick the bucket by
a) Autofella
b) Castration
c) the clap</STRONG>

I would never want to die to an autofella, have you heard what those guys do?

Now if you mean Auto felattio, well that is without doubt my choice

(PS sorry about my spelling correction, i couldn't resist)

[ 08-02-2001: Message edited by: Mr Sleep ]

Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
<STRONG>I would never want to die to an autofella[ 08-02-2001: Message edited by: Mr Sleep ]</STRONG>

big burly blokes with spanners for big nuts!

I had to go take the stress test.

It's just as we suspected. You exhibit a stress percentage of


46%

which is about what you deserve. This is only an average score for someone of your age and sex.

Your Stress Test answers indicate that to reduce your stress level you should eliminate at least one of the following from your life immediately:

consciousness.

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

According to the Stress Test

18 year-old males are the most stressed people, 62%.

women average only 55%.

the average test-taker goes gets 6.9 hours of sleep each night.

and 9% were orgasm-free last week.