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Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 1:26 am
by ik911
[QUOTE=oozae]Tea!? Tea!? Tea!? Tea for me!? *Laughs insanely* The tea is mine! Mine!! *Continues to laugh madly* Image[/QUOTE]
SSSHHHH!! You're waking everybody up!

If you continue acting like a fool I have some very tranquilizing needles... ;)

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 1:37 am
by oozae
[QUOTE=ik911]SSSHHHH!! You're waking everybody up!

If you continue acting like a fool I have some very tranquilizing needles... ;) [/QUOTE]Yummay! *eats all the tranquilizers*Image

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 2:47 am
by arno_v
[QUOTE=oozae] The tea!!! My precious...Image[/QUOTE]

Oh no! he's slipping away, someone must help him :p

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 3:33 am
by oozae
[QUOTE=arno_v]Oh no! he's slipping away, someone must help him :p [/QUOTE]Don't misquote me boy!

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 9:19 am
by arno_v
Don't take it too seriously, next time I'll ad a little disclaimer in which I say I misqouted you ok?

Now I'm going to sleep again... :o

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 5:52 pm
by Thomas77
>>> Thomas77 comes running into the room, raises a 12 guage to his shoulder, and aims at the tree over the fountain. BLOOOM!! (waking Arno out of his deep slumber) Feather's fly everywhere as a large pigeon falls from the tree. 77 then realizes where's he's at. he suddenly feels embarrassed. he tiptoe's over to the fountain, amidst still falling feathers. slowly bend's over and picks up the bird. then hauls ass out of the room <<<

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 5:53 pm
by oozae
[QUOTE=arno_v]Don't take it too seriously, next time I'll ad a little disclaimer in which I say I misqouted you ok?[/QUOTE]Don't, sorry I forgot to add a smilie, I was just joking too.

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 5:55 pm
by oozae
[QUOTE=Thomas77]>>> Thomas77 comes running into the room, raises a 12 guage to his shoulder, and aims at the tree over the fountain. BLOOOM!! (waking Arno out of his deep slumber) Feather's fly everywhere as a large pigeon falls from the tree.[/QUOTE]Finally, someone normal :rolleyes: :p

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 8:23 pm
by Tower_Master
[QUOTE=oozae]Tea!? Tea!? Tea!? Tea for me!? *Laughs insanely* The tea is mine! Mine!! *Continues to laugh madly* Image[/QUOTE]

LMAO - You're encroaching on Fas's territory as the Lord of Tea-Drinking Wankerdom there, Oozit! ;)

[QUOTE=oozae]Finally, someone normal :rolleyes: :p [/QUOTE]

A NORMAL person? On SYM? Where? Where? Oh lord! *runs and hides*

...the horror, the horror! A NORMAL person... :eek:

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 8:27 pm
by oozae
[QUOTE=Tower_Master]LMAO - You're encroaching on Fas's territory as the Lord of Tea-Drinking Wankerdom there, Oozit! ;) [/QUOTE]I'm the lord now, boyo! :D

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 8:50 pm
by werebeargoddess
You are? :confused: :p

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 8:55 pm
by oozae
Yibbity yibbida!

Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 9:07 am
by ik911
So, I think my cover is well made. No one will suspect that this 'boring' plaza is in fact sheltering the SYMISTAN Terrorist Terrace!! Ha-HAA!

Image

Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 12:51 pm
by Darth Potato
*DP plants bomb*

Seeya in hell bin laden.

Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 1:01 pm
by ik911
[QUOTE=Darth Potato]*DP plants bomb*

Seeya in hell bin laden.[/QUOTE]
Thanks for sponsoring that. *defuses it with his pinky* That must be the stupidest thing to do in a terrorist lair. :p

Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 2:01 pm
by arno_v
[QUOTE=Darth Potato]*DP plants bomb*

Seeya in hell bin laden.[/QUOTE]

How dare you to stereotype terrorist like that, there not all like Bin Laden, some are really sweet and carring, like Sadam Hussain for instance. :p

Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2005 5:03 am
by ik911
SYMISTAN - Terrorists Act 2

I like the aforementioned ideas of jopperm2 (in senate), and I support ideas of socialism (combined with Islamic law, ofcourse).

We must convene a General People's Congress (GPC) to proclaim the establishment of "people's power," change the country's name to the Socialist People's Symistan Arab Jamahiriya, and to vest primary authority in the GPC. We will still need a chief of state/secretary general , because without one, this country is going nowhere.

The GPC is the legislative forum that interacts with the General People's Committee, whose members are secretaries of Libyan ministries. It serves as the intermediary between the masses and the leadership and is composed of the secretariats of some hundred local "basic popular congresses."

Country name:
conventional long form: Socialist People's Symistan Arab Jamahiriya
conventional short form: Symistan

Government type: Jamahiriya (a state of the masses) in theory, governed by the populace through local councils; in fact, a military dictatorship

Capital: Buckville

Administrative divisions: about 10 municipalities (?)

Independence: Not yet declared

National holiday: Liberation Day, March 21 (2005)

Legal system: based Sharia law; separate religious courts; no constitutional provision for judicial review of legislative acts;

Suffrage: 18 years of age; universal and compulsory

Executive branch:
chief of state: Revolutionary Leader ; note - holds no official title, but is de facto chief of state
(Yet to decide who.)
head of government: Secretary of the General People's Committee (Premier)
(Yet to decide who.)

cabinet: General People's Committee established by the General People's Congress
elections: national elections are indirect through a hierarchy of people's committees; head of government elected by the General People's Congress;

Legislative branch: unicameral General People's Congress (NA seats; members elected indirectly through a hierarchy of people's committees)

Judicial branch: Supreme Court

Political parties and leaders: none

Flag description: Not yet decided. It will include green; green is the traditional color of Islam (the state religion)

Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2005 8:37 am
by Locke Da'averan
seriously this has got to be the most boring thread i've read in ages.. i mean just boring :D :p :p :D

but i'll take a nap if there is alchol induced refreshments nearby, served by LA's very good acquaintances the two hottie nurses ;)

Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2005 8:54 am
by ik911
[QUOTE=Locke Da'averan]seriously this has got to be the most boring thread i've read in ages.. i mean just boring :D :p :p :D [/QUOTE]
Yes, I know, now go away, and don't come back! :D

@giles337: see? My evil plan worked! :D

Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2005 12:35 pm
by arno_v
I like the silence around here... really

Psst Ik, I like that terroristic idea of yours... could I be a secret new member of your organization?