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Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2004 9:19 am
by Kayless
You should try bow hunting. You have genetic advantage there (the Robin Hood genes should kick in). 
Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2004 9:30 am
by GFreeman
[QUOTE=Macleod1701]Hmmmm in hindsight you can use those words as they are just so daft that they are funny. My teeth are fine thanks, stop watching Austin Powers, it was a urine take on american perceptions of Brits (it wasn't real)[/QUOTE]
You mean that was satire????? Whoops...better apologize to all those Brits I made fun of. Boy am I embarrassed...
Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2004 9:38 am
by Macleod1701
And so you should be!
Is that your monkey thats dribbling?
Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2004 9:40 am
by Kayless
A dribbling monkey should be beaten! That'll show it!
Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2004 9:42 am
by Macleod1701
beat your monkey regularly do you kayless?
Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2004 9:44 am
by Kayless
That's the only way I can keep him in line.
Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2004 9:46 am
by Macleod1701
You monkey beating feind!
There was a Peter Gabriel song 'Shock the monkey' is yours??? Car battery attatched to it at any point?
Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2004 9:51 am
by Kayless
You don't understand. My monkey is HUGE! If I don't beat him regularly I wont be able to control him.
Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2004 9:59 am
by Macleod1701
4 inches is not huge mate, that's just an itty bitty monkey! but I fully agree that they must be controlled.....I regularly find myself following mine about all day after some cute girl!
Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2004 10:07 am
by Kayless
Actually he's about 4 feet tall, not 4 inches. See the pic?
Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2004 10:11 am
by Macleod1701
Bloody hell that is a big monkey! I apologise whole heartedly! May I stroke your monkey!?!?!
Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2004 10:17 am
by Kayless
Just as long as you don’t mind the occasional ball of feces being flung.
And on this subject, check out Dane Cook's skit about what guys really want here.
Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2004 10:19 am
by GFreeman
Wow....so much talk about monkeys...we should have someone represent the poor things in here. cmon now....they have feelings too!
Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2004 10:20 am
by Macleod1701
I will have to watch it when I'm home, i'm supposed to be at work.....oh well! mmmm feaces
Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2004 10:20 am
by Macleod1701
how do you know monkeys have feelings....do you feel the monkeys?
Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2004 11:08 am
by Xandax
[QUOTE=Macleod1701]Of course I was joking, was it really that inobvious?!?! Seriously mate did you not understand the sarcasm? Most americans that I've met I've liked, (except the older ones who don't shut up....and your chocolate is naff)[/QUOTE]
Well - it is very hard to convey intention via the written form. So people tend to read what is written and not what is supposed to be written.
Adding smiles to posts is a way to somewhat indicate the atmosphere of a post.
Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2004 2:21 pm
by jopperm2
The monkeys should definitely have some sort of representation here. The brits have already lost out on one of the best chunks of land in the world through taxation without representation, we wouldn't want them to loose their monkeys too. If they have monkeys that is.
Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2004 2:30 pm
by Ekental
This letter is about 2 years or older right? I think there's a response to this somewhere. Anyone know its whereabouts?
Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2004 3:36 pm
by Tower_Master
[QUOTE=jopperm2]The monkeys should definitely have some sort of representation here. The brits have already lost out on one of the best chunks of land in the world through taxation without representation, we wouldn't want them to loose their monkeys too. If they have monkeys that is.[/QUOTE]
Indeed, the loss of a nation's monkeys would be tragic indeed. They might even have to import monkeys from afar, for the nation's own good!
Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2004 10:09 pm
by GFreeman
I've seen a monkey smoke....not with my own eyes, but it made it into the Wash Post. No one a monkey is gonna smoke and not do it for some reason. That must mean they have some sort of feelings.