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Re: Could this be the Moderator's Stone?

Originally posted by frogus
Hell, fish-slapping has lasted very well - but frankly I think it may be slightly past the sell by date.

not in real life it isn't.

Originally posted by frogus
Hell, fish-slapping has lasted very well - but frankly I think it may be slightly past the sell by date.

And I thought that smell was just Aegis' aftershave...

*puts a sleeping moon elf into the cup of a catapult*

AIR MAIL!!!

*cuts the string, aimed for a keg full of pickled turnips*

Oh. Approximately 124 miles off target. *elf lands in a tree*

*curses his luck in various words of ancient dwarven tongue*

Well, then there's that battle I kind of posted in my topic "You Know You're Wierd When..."

It's oh unarmed me taking on an army of kobolds. Throwing more dwarves into it will spoil the fun.

Originally posted by Georgi
And I thought that smell was just Aegis' aftershave...

Ocean not wide enough to protect you?



Galuf,
There is a shortage of rotund psychotics in the world, well at least in *my* world.

I support you in your quest to bring them more prestige.

You try to toss me... It'll prolly be your first time to do such a thing, but most importantly of all, the last thing you'll ever *attempt* to do.

Originally posted by Bordin_Steelaxe
You try to toss me... It'll prolly be your first time to do such a thing, but most importantly of all, the last thing you'll ever *attempt* to do.

You see what I mean...? Just imagine how that would work out if, in the middle of combat, several of your dwarven bombardment squad woke up on the wrong side of the rock, perhaps with their beards caught in their shorts, or angry at being awakened in the middle of a dream involving three lustful Elven princesses and a leather boutique. Can you truly risk this? Dwarven temperament being what it is, that's yet another reason why you'll want to consider either gnomes or halflings the next time you're planning a battle, and need aerial weapons. Smaller matters than this caused the loss of empires. Heed my words: dwarves are *not* the automatic best weapon of choice, under any situation!

Thank you for the floor.

Originally posted by fable
You see what I mean...? Just imagine how that would work out if, in the middle of combat, several of your dwarven bombardment squad woke up on the wrong side of the rock, perhaps with their beards caught in their shorts, or angry at being awakened in the middle of a dream involving three lustful Elven princesses and a leather boutique. Can you truly risk this? Dwarven temperament being what it is, that's yet another reason why you'll want to consider either gnomes or halflings the next time you're planning a battle, and need aerial weapons. Smaller matters than this caused the loss of empires. Heed my words: dwarves are *not* the automatic best weapon of choice, under any situation!

Thank you for the floor.

Finally someone understands how the world works, even though you're not quite familiar with dwarf dreams as I can see, not everyone is dreaming of elven women (I don't like their pointy ears, they give me the creeps *Shudder*)

Originally posted by Bordin_Steelaxe
Finally someone understands how the world works, even though you're not quite familiar with dwarf dreams as I can see, not everyone is dreaming of elven women (I don't like their pointy ears, they give me the creeps *Shudder*)

Elven gals are sassy (insert dirty thoughts here) and their ears are not so pointy as the Vulcans

Originally posted by KidD01
Elven gals are sassy (insert dirty thoughts here) and their ears are not so pointy as the Vulcans

Gaaaah, why all the fuzz about elven gals? They don't have no meat that you possibly could hold onto! Every second you were together with her you would think "Oh by golly, I hope I don't break her while touching her pale skin", oh yeah... They really ARE PALE! They could use a bit of a sun tan ;o)

Originally posted by Bordin_Steelaxe
Gaaaah, why all the fuzz about elven gals? They don't have no meat that you possibly could hold onto! Every second you were together with her you would think "Oh by golly, I hope I don't break her while touching her pale skin", oh yeah... They really ARE PALE! They could use a bit of a sun tan ;o)

Well, Gold Elves in the Forgotten Realms have tanned-looking skinned naturally, I believe. Read "Elfshadow" by Elaine Cunningham in case you haven't yet. There a few goldies in there. I've notice that Gold Dwarves in Icewind Dale II normally have about the same skin color as well, and almost as much charisma.

Aye, I be thinkin' that our other kin wouldn't think too highly of being ammunition as well.

Easy on the beards...

...my fellow vertically-challenged friends.

Check out Kayless' latest DCI issue. I'm sure you guys would feel appreciated.

Originally posted by Kameleon
Yes, worse than that DCI ep where the werewolf gets Magic Missiled in the balls.

Hey, that was Arudin's Low Blow not your plain vanilla Magic Missle.

Originally posted by fable
Come we to kobolds. I'm really surprised you haven't even mentioned these little fellows; why, compared to dwarves, kobolds get hardly any press at all!

Kobolds are people too.

Originally posted by Maharlika
...my fellow vertically-challenged friends.

Check out Kayless' latest DCI issue. I'm sure you guys would feel appreciated.

Woohoo! Free publicity!

The Dancing Frog's back ! I'm glad I pretend like Castor to piss Bordin a bit

You did what to Bordin?

Originally posted by Kayless
You did what to Bordin?

Kid must've liquified him and then drank him

Any explanation (other than a typo) is going to freak me out a bit.

LMAO Check this out :

Originally posted by Bordin_Steelaxe
Finally someone understands how the world works, even though you're not quite familiar with dwarf dreams as I can see, not everyone is dreaming of elven women (I don't like their pointy ears, they give me the creeps *Shudder*)

Originally posted by KidD01
Elven gals are sassy (insert dirty thoughts here) and their ears are not so pointy as the Vulcans

Does that sounds like Castor to you ? Glad I don't loose any eyeballs

Perhaps...

Originally posted by KidD01
Does that sounds like Castor to you ? Glad I don't loose any eyeballs

...at least you didn't try to persuade others in doing something for you by offering to show Bordin's...

...well, axe.

Originally posted by KidD01
Does that sounds like Castor to you ? Glad I don't loose any eyeballs

That's somewhat Castor-esque but it lacks the inherent offensiveness of his pick up lines.