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Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2003 8:28 pm
by Scayde
Re: Re: Re: Justification for the Invasion of Iraq (spam lightly)
Originally posted by fable
But we don't know if they were the kind that had breast lights. This is very important. There are a few items in every planetary culture that can be used to justify wiping out all life on that world, and trust me, lamps shaped like women with light-breasts is one of them. I understand that in a draft of Dante Inferno, found recently, there is reference made in one of the circles to these lamps.
Until we know more, we will only have conjectures to throw around. Of course, that's always fun.
LOL....Oh, I see, please forgive my fumble.... 
BTW, speaking of fumbles, @ Weasel, If you are going to quote me, at least have the kindness to correct my misspellings and typos ....God knows I need the help
Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2003 8:39 pm
by Weasel
The work of a Tyrant is never done.
Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2003 11:10 pm
by fable
Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2003 11:14 pm
by dragon wench
lol!
It could have been worse come to think of it
Just imagine if those troops had discovered pink and gold speedos hidden beneath Saddam's
Queen bed !
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2003 1:29 am
by Tamerlane
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2003 1:49 am
by Minerva
Judging by the original report and Weasel's reply to it, I realised the Husseins is vermint....
When/if the Marines find them, just neutralize them one way or the other...
That'll teach others a lesson.
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2003 2:49 am
by Osiris
Originally posted by fable
If Hussein survived the invasion, I suspect he'll be a lounge act in Las Vegas, soon.
After he's sold his life story to Murdoch and done the rounds of the talk shows.....
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2003 3:01 am
by Chanak
This is the general idea, Osiris. That will get him into a nice Beverly Hills address with the required Jaguar convertible and Rolls Royce coach. After this, it's radio talk show time, joining the likes of Howard Stern, Rush Limbaugh and Gordon Liddy on the airwaves. He'll go syndicated within 6 months, land a lucrative contract that puts his show on the radio in every major American city, sponsor a few WWF Wrestlers, make cameos on
The Osbournes, all the while juggling appearances in Vegas with Don Rickles and playing "Dueling Banjos" with country great Roy Clark on the new and improved "Hee Haw: Pickin' and a Grinnin' in the 21st Century" show on The Nashville Network.
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2003 3:20 am
by Maharlika
On justifying the invasion of Iraq...
...we need to bring back the Rambo series as a tie-up sequel to the movie "Catch Me If You Can."
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2003 4:33 am
by Minerva
Gold plated AKA41, they found in Udai's palace!
I heard he's worse than his dad, being brutal, murderous, serial rapist etc, but his taste is also worse!
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2003 6:20 am
by Tamerlane
Originally posted by Minerva
Gold plated AKA41, they found in Udai's palace! I heard he's worse than his dad, being brutal, murderous, serial rapist etc, but his taste is also worse!
I saw it too
The sad thing is that with his terrible reputation, it would of been used in the past.
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2003 8:51 am
by fable
Originally posted by Minerva
Gold plated AKA41, they found in Udai's palace! I heard he's worse than his dad, being brutal, murderous, serial rapist etc, but his taste is also worse!
Why is a gold-plated AKA41 worse than airbrushed paintings of topless women, and mirrored ceilings in bedrooms? At least the application of gold plate requires craftsmanship. Even Weasel could do airbrushing.
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2003 8:57 am
by Weasel
Originally posted by fable
Why is a gold-plated AKA41 worse than airbrushed paintings of topless women, and mirrored ceilings in bedrooms? At least the application of gold plate requires craftsmanship. Even Weasel could do airbrushing.
Hmmm might want to rethink the craftsmanship part...I have chrome plated a bumper (or two).
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2003 9:56 am
by Waverly
Sounds like Saddam has seen one to many 007 movies... or more likely... Austin Powers.
Yeah, Baby!
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2003 10:02 am
by Minerva
Originally posted by fable
Why is a gold-plated AKA41 worse than airbrushed paintings of topless women, and mirrored ceilings in bedrooms? At least the application of gold plate requires craftsmanship. Even Weasel could do airbrushing.
I thought they were Udai's as well....
Come to think of it, how did the Marines know the room belong to Saddam?
They might be his sons/top rank officers, and Saddam could be sleeping in his old bedroll in the basement.
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2003 10:06 am
by fable
Originally posted by Weasel
Hmmm might want to rethink the craftsmanship part...I have chrome plated a bumper (or two).
If Hussein shared a trait with Weasel, then all claims to craftsmanship must be negated. I politely withdraw my previous endorsement of gold-plated AKA41s.