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Originally posted by Bloodstalker
a sample of southern literature, aka, poetry


Suzy Lee fell in love.
She planned to marry Joe.
She was so happy bout it all, she told her pappy so.

Pappy told her, "Suzie Gal" you'll have to find another.
I'd just as soon yo maw don't know, but Joe is yo half-brother.

So Suzie forgot about her Joe and planned to marry Will.
But, after telling pappy this he said "There's trouble still".

You can't marry Will, my gal, and please don't tell yo mother, cause Will and Joe and several mo I know is yo half-brother"

But Mama knew and said "Honey chile, do what makes yo happy.

Marry Will or marry Joe, You ain't no kin to pappy!"

ROFLMAO!
Would that be "free love" Southern style?

Originally posted by dragon wench
ROFLMAO!
Would that be "free love" Southern style?

I ain't sure, but I'll ask Pappy later and get back to you

Originally posted by dragon wench
ROFLMAO!
Would that be "free love" Southern style?

LOL....I was wondering,
is there an equivelant of the southern redneck in the great north west?

Originally posted by Scayde
LOL....I was wondering,
is there an equivelant of the southern redneck in the great north west?

Oh indeed there is !
Coastal cities such as Vancouver and Seattle are relatively "civilised" but once you venture into the interior of both places..... it becomes difficult to actually escape the redneck culture. In fact there is one area in British Columbia, called the Kooteneys, where the inhabitants are commonly thought to be inbred.....

Originally posted by dragon wench
Oh indeed there is !
Coastal cities such as Vancouver and Seattle are relatively "civilised" but once you venture into the interior of both places..... it becomes difficult to actually escape the redneck culture. In fact there is one area in British Columbia, called the Kooteneys, where the inhabitants are commonly thought to be inbred.....

LOL.......With a name like Kooteneys I am not at all surprised

Originally posted by Scayde

LOL.......With a name like Kooteneys I am not at all surprised

lol! Interesting you should mention that, the nickname of the place is actually "The Cookys"
As with many such areas, the surounding scenary is actually very beautiful... very green and mountainous.....

@DW: Apparently this Canadian redneck sub-culture has spilled over into the states which border British Columbia...while in Washington State, I encountered such rednecks. Indeed, a Pacific Northwest version of Bubba...instead of old greasy ball caps and WWF t-shirts, however, these guys wore touques and oversized flannel shirts.

Goodness, they had "Great White North" bumperstickers on their 4WD trucks...

"Hey...like, want to go spotlight some deer, eh?"

Originally posted by Scayde
@ Chanak: LOL...While I have never been to the Canadian North West, I have seen some guys in Northern Cal and Nevada that I was sure were the inspiration for "Twin Peaks" .....LOL.....North Taho has a few that come to town on the weekends to see what the "city folks" are doin, and possibly kidnap some "new blood" to take back to the mountains when they go

Speaking of California...let's not forget Rio Linda...a western copy of certain places in the South...

Twin Peaks...LMAO! I remember that...

This all has a "Deliverence" sort of feel to it...as in, "Them woods back there."

@BS: "Daaang" is indeed a more generalized application, whereas "Dammy" is specialized in use. Weasel ought to be here...his input would be invaluable.

Originally posted by Chanak
Speaking of California...let's not forget Rio Linda...a western copy of certain places in the South...

Twin Peaks...LMAO! I remember that...

This all has a "Deliverence" sort of feel to it...as in, "Them woods back there."

@BS: "Daaang" is indeed a more generalized application, whereas "Dammy" is specialized in use. Weasel ought to be here...his input would be invaluable.

LOL..Yes, Twin Peaks Was one of the few television shows ever to come out that could claim me as a true fan I never missed an episode

But I wonder why when ever anyone mentions the southern archetype that the movie Deliverance comes up

No!!!...Wait !!..don't answer that ..........

Originally posted by Chanak
"Hey...like, want to go spotlight some deer, eh?"

That's shine deer. The spotlight is just a tool of the trade.

Originally posted by Skooter327
That's shine deer. The spotlight is just a tool of the trade.

We don't use spotlights, we tie uncle Jed on the cab. It only works on bright nights though, Jed has a habit of mooning everything we pass, and the light just kinda reflects....Uncle Jed, he don't like the tanning bed

Originally posted by Scayde
OK guys.this is for real...the lady that runs the register at the cafeteria here at work for some ungodly reason felt the need to share this little bit of her family history with me last night.

Her parents are her aunt and uncle...it goes like this:

Her Dad's Mom married her Mother's Dad, making them step brother and sister, the in turn married each other.

It gets better.

Her Father's brother's daughter, married her Mother's brother

THe lady's ex-husband is this brother's wife's brother

Now the family is mad at her because she married her uncle (her mother's sister's husband who she has been having an affair with )

*giggle*

Does it get any better than this

I think I know which person you are talking about...this fits...

Originally posted by Chanak
I think I know which person you are talking about...this fits...

LMAO...I Know...
I really should not have been all that surprised.....

But what tipped you off?

Was it the left eye that keeps drifting to the side

Originally posted by Scayde
LMAO...I Know...
I really should not have been all that surprised.....

But what tipped you off?

Was it the left eye that keeps drifting to the side

Yeah...that, and her overbite.

Originally posted by Chanak
Yeah...that, and her overbite.

LOL....yea...all three teeth

three teeth? damn, she is blessed, ain't she?

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
three teeth? damn, she is blessed, ain't she?

LOL..Yea....real centerfold material......For "Ridge Runner Weekly"