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Posted: Thu Nov 14, 2002 1:46 pm
by RandomThug
Bahah!
You attempt to keep the lagers to yourself BS? Behold the powers of idleness....
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Nothing much really, Im just good at it oh yeah and Fas I forgot whine definitly throw a few whine.whine.whine.whine's in.
Posted: Thu Nov 14, 2002 4:02 pm
by frogus
I like and respect women as individuals.
Posted: Thu Nov 14, 2002 4:22 pm
by RandomThug
My youthful friend.
My friend, male, comrade, hunter in arms.
Soon you will learn that while women bear the greatest of fruits, they also carry with them the worst of venoms.
While I am in love with my girlfriend (FEAR) I am also quite aware of the fact that her fangs are slowly digging deeper within me, and eventually I will be under her control.
Women lie every day. THink about it. Makeup to hide who really is behind all that, shoes to lie about thier height (A trick used to frighten those males of shorter stature, myself included (I push 5'9 on a good day). Push up bra's, Wonder bra's, water add in dealys to confuse us men with thier breasts.
Trickery! They yell about how all we do is stare at beautiful women who are airbrushed in magazines with big breasts and such. Then they doll up and push up and never ever ever SHUT UP.
Women are the masters of decieving. Albiet I still love them.
Evil lovely creatures.
Posted: Fri Nov 15, 2002 8:00 pm
by C Elegans
Originally posted by frogus
I like and respect women as individuals.
Yep, me too, seems so strange and contraproductive to generalize 3 billion people!
It is also strange that I am obviously not a women, neither is any of my woman friends and colleagues

Posted: Fri Nov 15, 2002 8:45 pm
by Zelgadis
Originally posted by C Elegans
Yep, me too, seems so strange and contraproductive to generalize 3 billion people!
Au Contraire! Generalization is efficiency! How can we hope to go through them all if we have to treat them all like individuals?
Do you want to flame me here, or is it more fun if I try to run?
Posted: Fri Nov 15, 2002 8:55 pm
by C Elegans
Originally posted by Zelgadis
Au Contraire! Generalization is efficiency! How can we hope to go through them all if we have to treat them all like individuals?
Do you want to flame me here, or is it more fun if I try to run?
Actually, I'm not going to flame you at all, since that is at least a fairly rational motivation

Posted: Fri Nov 15, 2002 9:11 pm
by Zelgadis
@CE, no flaming? I was all ready for some witty reparte and such. Drat
@All, I think I need to avail myself of your obviously great knowledge of women. What does it mean if a girl treats you like she wants to marry you and have your children one day every three weeks or so, acts like you are a pest a few days in those weeks, and on the days that are left like you are either a friend or just an aquantance?
Posted: Fri Nov 15, 2002 9:19 pm
by Mr Flibble
Originally posted by Zelgadis
@All, I think I need to avail myself of your obviously great knowledge of women. What does it mean if a girl treats you like she wants to marry you and have your children one day every three weeks or so, acts like you are a pest a few days in those weeks, and on the days that are left like you are either a friend or just an aquantance?
Men everywhere have been trying to answer that question since the beginning of time itself. The impossible search continues...

Posted: Fri Nov 15, 2002 9:20 pm
by Zelgadis
Oh, so its nothing new? Whew, thats a releif, i've been pretty puzzled by it for a long time now....
Posted: Fri Nov 15, 2002 9:28 pm
by Scayde
Originally posted by Zelgadis
@CE, no flaming? I was all ready for some witty reparte and such. Drat
@All, I think I need to avail myself of your obviously great knowledge of women. What does it mean if a girl treats you like she wants to marry you and have your children one day every three weeks or so, acts like you are a pest a few days in those weeks, and on the days that are left like you are either a friend or just an aquantance?
LOL..sounds like youve skipped the dating stage and flown right into
"old married couple"
Posted: Fri Nov 15, 2002 9:31 pm
by Bloodstalker
Posted: Fri Nov 15, 2002 9:34 pm
by Zelgadis
Uhhhh, is that good or bad BS?
@Scayde, darn, I heard marriage is the cure to love, i was hoping me and this girl could be something, but if we're already like an old couple i guess its over

Posted: Fri Nov 15, 2002 9:37 pm
by Tybaltus
Originally posted by Scayde
LOL..sounds like youve skipped the dating stage and flown right into
"old married couple"
Not that far!
Its seems like what teenage girls do all the time.

The day I realized there was no systematic or organized mannor to the way women work or their moods, was the day I lost more confidence then I could manage.
@Zel Trust me. Its very natural. I have no idea what she is thinking, but its common. Ive come to the conclusion (?) that she cant decide whether she really likes you or just wants to be friends. When she thinks you are a pest, shes just fighting with the decisions.
Posted: Fri Nov 15, 2002 9:38 pm
by Scayde
Originally posted by Zelgadis
Uhhhh, is that good or bad BS?
@Scayde, darn, I heard marriage is the cure to love, i was hoping me and this girl could be something, but if we're already like an old couple i guess its over
LOL.well just do what "old married couples" do...dress up like Tarzan and swing from the ceiling fan
Posted: Fri Nov 15, 2002 9:38 pm
by Bloodstalker
It's likely as good as you're ever gonna get, we constantly grate on womens nerves. They expect too much from us, esp on Sundays. At some point, all women will have hated you. It's half the fun

Posted: Fri Nov 15, 2002 9:39 pm
by Tybaltus
Originally posted by Bloodstalker
It's half the fun
I despise it.

Posted: Fri Nov 15, 2002 9:39 pm
by Scayde
Originally posted by Bloodstalker
It's likely as good as you're ever gonna get, we constantly grate on womens nerves. They expect too much from us, esp on Sundays. At some point, all women will have hated you. It's half the fun
LOL...and torture you for your own good
Posted: Fri Nov 15, 2002 9:40 pm
by Zelgadis
Posted: Fri Nov 15, 2002 9:40 pm
by Scayde
Originally posted by Tybaltus
I despise it.
LOL..you won't after you make up a few times