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Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2002 2:21 am
by Weasel
Royal Order # 2
Due to public outcrys, protests are now illegal till further notice.
Sub order # 2.1
An increase in taxes is due to take effect upon the posting of this message.
Your most humble king,
Weasel the First 
Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2002 2:22 am
by Eerhardt
Re: Re: Hear ye hear ye!!
Originally posted by Beldin
No worries, we'll resist.
Beldin F. Hunchback, spokesman of the rebels.
Viva la revolución!
I blow my nose at you, so-called Weasel King!
E.
Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2002 2:23 am
by Mr Flibble
Re: Re: Re: Hear ye hear ye!!
Originally posted by Eerhardt
Viva la revolución! I blow my nose at you, so-called Weasel King!
E.
Hear Hear!!
Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries!
Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2002 2:24 am
by Bloodstalker
Revolution calling
Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2002 2:25 am
by Beldin
Originally posted by Weasel
Royal Order # 2
Due to public outcrys, protests are now illegal till further notice.
Error accessing Data "illegal". Do you want to : (R)etry, (I)gnore or (A)bort ?
c:\>
I <enter>
Echo Royal Command ignored !
c:\>
A <enter>
Echo King Aborted...process "Royal Head" executed...initiating elections...
No worries,
Beldin
Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2002 2:39 am
by Weasel
Royal Order # 3
Due to threats to the security of the Empire of Weasel™, I sadly give the funds needed to form the Royal Protection Squad.
RPS will be lead by the most honorable Gruntboy. From this day forth, Sir Grunty the Brave™ will have the authority to try criminals/desidents/sloggers/unbelievers in the true rule of Weasel the First on the spot and take what every action needs (In accordance with Sub Order # 3.1) to protect our fine people.
Sub Order # 3.1
Limited space in our jails means no new prisoners can be taken, eliminate them on the spot.
Your most humble king,
Weasel the First™
Empire of Weasel™,Sir Grunty the Brave™ and Weasel the First™ are protected under the seal of Weasel INC.
Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2002 2:41 am
by Tamerlane
Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2002 2:41 am
by Bloodstalker
*hurls rotten tomatoes at the furry varmint*
Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2002 2:46 am
by Eerhardt
Bah, you don't frighten us
! The revolution will see to the downfall of
you and all your Royal knnnniggets!
Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2002 2:59 am
by Bloodstalker
Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2002 3:02 am
by Eerhardt
Burn down the castle!
Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2002 3:06 am
by Beldin
Make him return where he
came from !
Back to your humble roots,
innkeeper Weasel !
Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2002 3:08 am
by Bloodstalker
Viva la Revelution
Now, a list of demands.....form our most prolific spkokeman
Later all
Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2002 3:14 am
by Eerhardt
Later dude
- well spoken, Beldin
! Down with Tyranny! Up with elections
!
Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2002 5:28 am
by Dottie
I can see history repeat itself...
Good luck father, you know you'll need it.
Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2002 5:37 am
by der Moench
Originally posted by Vinin
I say Weasel be our nations leader.
Oh, yeah, baby! Let the Revolution begin!!!
Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2002 9:05 am
by Tybaltus
Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2002 10:00 am
by Weasel
Royal Order # 4
Due to the accidental fire at Weasel Ranch 8™, I have now added a tax to every smilie used here at SYM to help the most humble leader/king of all Weasel the First™ rebuild. In these times of need I expect all to do their part.
1. Donate more than you can afford.
2. Name your first born Weasel.
3. All the ladies send pics to Weasel the First™.
Your most humble king,
Weasel the First™
Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2002 12:05 pm
by Vicsun
Weasel get ahold of yourself! Do not get your dark past get to you! Fight your evil side! Fight it, I say! You can overcome your Dark Days of Spam. You are not a tyrant. Deep inside you long for the light. You
know it.
And to all to people who want free elections - Weasel already won those. Anyone remember "Weasel 4 president"?
I believe in the founding father of COMM
Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2002 1:05 pm
by Kayless
Originally posted by Weasel
Royal Order # 4
Due to the accidental fire at Weasel Ranch 8™, I have now added a tax to every smilie used here at SYM to help the most humble leader/king of all Weasel the First™ rebuild. In these times of need I expect all to do their part.
NOOOOOOO!!!
