Cellphones...
Cellphones...quite possibly the root of all evil.
My singular experience with a cellphone (I haven't tried it since) was in the early 90's, back when car phones were hip and people would install false ones in their vehicles to look like they were with it...
I signed on with
I won't mention the name of the evil empire in the hopes of having a convenient way of staying in touch with customers while on the road. This all appeared quite nice until the bill arrived....
The first bill was for US $1,400, which of course left me sitting there in stunned silence. After looking over the details of the calls made, I realized that not only had I *not* called Hong Kong or LA during the previous month, but that I also was not in the Chicago area, the Denver area, and the LA area, either...and it would have also been impossible for me to be in these places all at
the same time, or at least a few minutes apart from each other. Yet, these calls were made using my number, and so
insert name of evil empire dutifully billed me for it.
I called
the evil empire that day (using an ordinary phone of course

), and reviewed the bill with them, and informed them I would only pay for the $50 or so of calls that I had made. They apologized and told me it would never happen again.
The next month, the bill was worth $2200. Needless to say, I was not amused.

I decided to trash the entire concept, and go back to using payphones along the side of the road.

Of course, in order to do this, I had to battle Darth Vader of
the insiduous evil empire just to gain my freedom...and as it turns out, I was forced to pay a $240 penalty for breaking the contract.
Cellphones...more than likely the root of all evil.
