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Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2002 6:32 am
by Beldin
An African or European swallow?

Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2002 6:39 am
by Aegis
Bring out yer dead!

Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2002 6:39 am
by Osiris
You silly English K-nights
I wave my privates at you
I fart in your general direction.... :cool:

Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2002 6:40 am
by Beldin
We dine well here in Camelot.
We eat ham and jam and spam a lot. ;) :D

Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2002 6:43 am
by Ode to a Grasshopper
I have to push the pram-a-lot.

Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2002 6:58 am
by Osiris
No one expects the SPANISH INQUISITION... :cool:

Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2002 8:11 am
by Ned Flanders
by beldin
We eat ham and jam and spam a lot.

LMAO! That's my old signature.

Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2002 8:13 am
by Ned Flanders
My nipples explode with delight!

Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2002 8:19 am
by Ode to a Grasshopper
On second thoughts, let's not go to Camelot. It's a rather silly place, really.

Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2002 8:25 am
by Ned Flanders
**Concorde knocks his coconuts together rapidly in succession as launcelot leaps to the next rock**

Well taken, Concorde!

Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2002 8:31 am
by McBane
**An arrow flies past Sir Lancelot, and buries itself deep into the chest of Concorde** Message for you sir!

Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2002 8:35 am
by Ode to a Grasshopper
The wealth of copyright infringements in this thread would keep an army of lawyers busy for a decade... :D

Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2002 8:35 am
by Ned Flanders
Concorde! Concorde, speak to me!

**unravels the note served with the arrow**

"To whoever finds this note, I have been imprisoned by my father, who wishes me to marry against my will. Please, please, please come and rescue me. I am in the tall tower of Swamp Castle."

At last! A call, a cry of distress! This could be the sign that leads us to the Holy Grail! Brave, brave Concorde! You shall not have died in vain!

Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2002 8:37 am
by McBane
Originally posted by Ned Flanders
Concorde! Concorde, speak to me!

**unravels the note served with the arrow**

"To whoever finds this note, I have been imprisoned by my father, who wishes me to marry against my will. Please, please, please come and rescue me. I am in the tall tower of Swamp Castle."

At last! A call, a cry of distress! This could be the sign that leads us to the Holy Grail! Brave, brave Concorde! You shall not have died in vain!
**struggles to sit up** I'm not dead sir.

Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2002 8:39 am
by Ned Flanders
Well, you shall not have been mortally wounded in vain!

Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2002 8:50 am
by McBane
I think I'll pull through sir!

Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2002 8:57 am
by Ned Flanders
No, no, sweet Concorde! Stay here! I will send help as soon as I have accomplished a daring and heroic rescue in my own particular... (sigh)

Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2002 9:00 am
by McBane
Idiom sir?

Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2002 9:05 am
by Ned Flanders
Idiom!

Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2002 9:09 am
by McBane
I''ll just wait for you here then sir. **Concorde sighs and looks around**