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Originally posted by Bloodstalker
You should have offered to play Post Office Than

Why settle for less?

Originally posted by Dire Wench
*smiles innocently from neighbouring toy box and proceeds to toss building bricks at Thantor*

Is this some sort of Wenchian foreplay? If so, when you are through toying with me, perhaps I can make some suggestions concerning the use of alternative building supplies. Hay comes readily to mind.

There's a dentist in Wellington, NZ called Dr Payne. Not a good name for a dentist.

Originally posted by Mr Flibble
There's a dentist in Wellington, NZ called Dr Payne. Not a good name for a dentist.

Sort of in contrast to someone I knew at school who played football and wrestling, and his last name was "Gentle". Some people joked about that for some time.

Originally posted by thantor3


Is this some sort of Wenchian foreplay? If so, when you are through toying with me, perhaps I can make some suggestions concerning the use of alternative building supplies. Hay comes readily to mind.

*sigh* My aim must be off, evidently those building bricks did not find their mark.....

and there are names for people who consider the throwing of potentially dangerous objects to be a form of foreplay........

The University of Wisconsin recently graduated a basketball player named Duany Duany. The joke around WI surfaced that he was "the man so nice, they named him twice".

My Druid in Throne of Bhaal was named Lyten Meeloafers.

I went to college with Ray Man.

Well, I though my real name was "Damn you" til I was about 17.

Damn you, don't touch that, damn you, don't bite the dog, Didn't I tell you not to crash that slumber party damn you

Yeah Yeah Yeah BS, my parents called me JC all the time.

I just tell'em, don't guaranttee they are new and original.

I was NEVER called SOB though, not in mom's presence anyway.

Originally posted by dragon wench


*sigh* My aim must be off, evidently those building bricks did not find their mark.....

and there are names for people who consider the throwing of potentially dangerous objects to be a form of foreplay........

Your aim is fine. They just bounced off.

Hmmm.... names like Mr. Wench?

Our family dentist`s last name means the same if you translate it from Norwegian to English.

Cavity

LMAO! Hilarious. That's the best one I've heard in a long time.

This isn't really about a play on words for a name, but have you noticed that some football players (men) have names like Stacy, Kelly, and Tracey. No one will make fun of them because they all weight 300 pounds, they don't have necks and their forearms are as big around as my waist. Are their parents setting them up to be football players or professional wrestlers? I ask this because the only guys I know named Stacy, Kelly and Tracey are football players and it seems to me that if I ran into a scrawny boy named Kelly I'd beat the crap out of him just for the hell of it.

So my question is this: if you have a boy, why give him a girl's name? Do you want him to 1) get beat up on a regular basis, or 2) play football?

Addendum: There are two male country-western singers names Tracy (Lawrence and Byrd) but they both may have played football in high school.

Originally posted by HighLordDave


Addendum: There are two male country-western singers names Tracy (Lawrence and Byrd) but they both may have played football in high school.

IIRC both are known to be brawlers. At least Lawrence. Byrd I'm not sure about.

Take the song by the man in black. Didn't he name his son Sue?



(I know one Tracy and he stands 6'7 and weights close to 300 pounds. )

Originally posted by Weasel
IIRC both are known to be brawlers. At least Lawrence.

I think Tracy Lawrence was shot at some point; since he's a country singer, I assume it was over either a girl, a trailer, a 72 Camaro or a dog.

Johnny Cash had a song "A Boy Named Sue" (based on a Shel Silverstein poem) but his own kids are named Rosanne, Kathy, Cindy, Tara and Johnny Carter Cash.

Originally posted by HighLordDave
Johnny Cash had a song "A Boy Named Sue" (based on a Shel Silverstein poem) but his own kids are named Rosanne, Kathy, Cindy, Tara and Johnny Carter Cash.

Please tell me they're not all boys!

Originally posted by Mr Flibble


Please tell me they're not all boys!

LMAO !
Given that this is country and western we are discussing, that could make for some funny song lyrics

gender bending meets rural culture

No; sorry for not making that clear. Johnny Cash has four girls and one boy (Johnny Carter Cash).

Originally posted by HighLordDave

I think Tracy Lawrence was shot at some point; since he's a country singer, I assume it was over either a girl, a trailer, a 72 Camaro or a dog.

Johnny Cash had a song

I heard it was the dog and the car...but this is second hand news.

I was referring to the song...in my own weird way..(Just forgot to put a smilie.)