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Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2002 7:08 am
by Ode to a Grasshopper
@Eerhardt-I know, I was just seeing if being an emotional drunk suited my style or not.
It doesn't.
Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2002 7:11 am
by Beldin
Re: Re: Re: how would you die in an horror movie
Originally posted by Azmodan
why not!...... if you were the black kid, the redhaierd, or the one with glasses you wouldent have survived 10 min into the movie!
It's just so ... so .... UNfitting.....
I'm living just to have FUN....in every possible way...and that just doesn't FIT
.....
No worries, though, I'll survive it
Beldin
Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2002 7:29 am
by Azmodan
it would be a sad thing to die from beeing a virgin......*L*
Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2002 7:34 am
by Beldin
Originally posted by Azmodan
it would be a sad thing to die from beeing a virgin......*L*
LOL.
BTW - I've always wondered why NONE of the heros in "Fantasy" films and/or books thought of the most convenient way to save the virgin from being sacrificed too the dragon...
..... It's SOOOO clear if you REALLY think about it....
...
Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2002 7:44 am
by Ode to a Grasshopper
Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2002 7:51 am
by Azmodan
Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2002 7:55 am
by Beldin
Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
Very Pratchett-esque @Beldin.
I've read them ALL. In german AND in english. I LIKE them....
Maybe because I THINK "Pratchett-esque " or even "Adams-esque"...
But If you really like NAUGHTY humor - try Tom Sharpe....
Originally posted by Azmodan
*lol* you naughty one........you!
**bows his head humbly**
I'm glad you like it !
Haven't you thought of it ?
Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2002 8:07 am
by Ode to a Grasshopper
Pratchett-esque minds are so hard to find these days. I know what you mean, I think the same way, only slightly more cynically and with a blacker humor.
Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2002 8:11 am
by Beldin
Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
Pratchett-esque minds are so hard to find these days. I know what you mean, I think the same way, only slightly more cynically and with a blacker humor.
I'm regrettably not a really "black" humorist...more of a dark grey
...and some of it get's lost when I'm searching for words in english...
but I get along fine so far.....
Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2002 8:18 am
by Ode to a Grasshopper
You're not missing out on much (re the dark grey humor), you still get all the good comebacks and don't feel so mean over the running commentary in your head at the antics of the rest of the world. Also having a black sense of humor tends to make you feel older and sadder when you read the paper and other documents of human activity.
Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2002 8:20 am
by Beldin
Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
...the running commentary in your head at ...
I'm SOOOOO glad I'm not the only one with that...
....
Sometimes it sounds like the two guys in the "Muppet Show"...
Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2002 8:36 am
by Ode to a Grasshopper
Mine's just a single voice with a penchant for cynicism and a particular love of irony and poetic justice (hence the sword name in the DF story), but I know what you mean. It's actually quite useful a lot of the time, but it can be annoying. When I was undergoing that hypnotherapy it kept up a running commentary and distracted my conscious mind so the therapy didn't work. If humans ever become telepathic I'll be murdered within a day because of that voice.
The only time it ever shuts up is when I'm reasonably stoned, which is part of the enjoyment of the experience.
Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2002 8:38 am
by Beldin
Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
If humans ever become telepathic I'll be murdered within a day because of that voice.
The only time it ever shuts up is when I'm reasonably stoned, which is part of the enjoyment of the experience.
There MUST be some relationship between the two of us......
or some kind of parallel evolution...
Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2002 8:59 am
by Ode to a Grasshopper
Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2002 11:17 pm
by Tamerlane
Sorry to hijack your thread Azmodan
but I haven't seen this test shown yet. Possibly the greatest one ever...
The
gender test
And for the record, I am a male
Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2002 11:56 pm
by Beldin
Originally posted by Tamerlane
And for the record, I am a male
Me too. Surprise surprise....
Posted: Tue Jun 18, 2002 12:20 am
by Eerhardt
Male
Answers below...
- Now, which shape do you prefer?
Red square
- Which color makes a better tee-shirt?
green
- Please pick a number.
6
- Would you rather print or use cursive?
print
- Would you rather be rich or famous? Think about the possibilities.
rich
- On a camping adventure, you get separated from your friends. You haven't seen them in hours, and you're completely alone in the woods. Would you...
look for them
- Which is better, a happy ending or a total surprise?
total surprise
- Would you rather fall to your death or drown?
fall
- When you get a headache, do you usually take painkillers?
no
- And would you rather be deaf or blind? Seriously.
deaf
- Do you ever think about the beginning of time and wish you could've been there to witness it?
yes
- If given the choice, would you rather...
die happy
- Scientifically speaking, which do you think came first?
the Egg
- Are clams alive?
yes
- Which animal is smarter?
a horse
- Do you think that one day there will be world peace?
no
- Please choose one:
french fries
- Do you like having your picture taken?
no
- Would you rather be hungry or cold?
cold
- Are you afraid of death?
no
- Our claim that we can guess everyone's gender is "impressive" and yet "retarded", writes one Spark fan. Which is it?
retarded
- Back to gender questions. So, would you rather live in a blue bedroom or a white bedroom? Picture this in your head.
white
- Does Canada suck or what?
yeah
- Which would you rather be?
completely and forever lonely
- Do you sleep on your stomach or on your back?
stomach
- Which word is grosser?
moist
- For years, philosophers have debated over what determines the future. Some say that fate exists, and that choice is an illusion. Others believe that we make choices of our own free will. What do you believe in?
the ability to choose
- More important, do you prefer to drink with a straw?
no
- Consider the following sequence. Please choose whichever object you think fills in the blank better:
Red circle
- And which is a better way to ship things?
in a truck
- If you had two jobs to do, which would you do first?
the harder one, to get it out of the way
- Scenario: If you don't have the money by Tuesday, the kid dies. You can't get the money. Do you...
call the cops
- Which number do you think fits better in the blank: 2, 4, __ ?
8
- College is worth both the time and the money.
true
- Technology always prevails.
false
- Who will win?
The left monkey
- Myths are often based on fact.
true
- What is the greater value of the Internet?
communication
- Best friends can be worst enemies.
true
- In a certain light, nuclear war would be exciting.
false
- You're on the last page! Which is more correct?
the right
- Which would you really prefer?
a fair fight
- Is consciousness an illusion?
no
- Do you associate better with people of your own gender?
yes
- Do you like to go to the movies by yourself?
yes
- Which is a better nickname for a male porn star?
The Slot Machine
- Stop and think about your middle name for a second. Does it end with a vowel?
no
- Do you usually carry stuff in your pockets?
no
- Which place is worse?
the hospital
- And finally, were you born in an even or odd year?
even
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Posted: Tue Jun 18, 2002 12:39 am
by Ode to a Grasshopper
I'm a man too, though it wasn't by much...
Posted: Tue Jun 18, 2002 12:56 am
by CM
Posted: Tue Jun 18, 2002 2:51 am
by Georgi
So many tests, so little time...
"Imagine, right, imagine the part of you that was you when you're speaking to me, isn't you, but that the you that's you when that's happening, the real you is the you that ... ****, what was I saying? It's all about society, isn't it? Morality's just ... What?"
You gotta know, even if you're Einstein, you won't be as great as him, if you don't throw away that SLOTH inside you.
God will punish you for being lazy you know...
and even if you don't believe in God...
What's wrong to be not-lazy, after all? It's for your own sake!
Your flesh was devoured, probably by the animated corpses known as zombies. Tough luck.
And @Odie you'll be pleased to know that I am definitely a woman
