Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2002 9:05 am
I must be evil, since the COMMs have devoted an entire thread to combat the wickedness of this topic. 
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Kayless ate your baby
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Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2002 9:14 am
I think you'll find that the whole purpose of that thread is to produce a wonderfully ironic place for the Rolling Thunder to park after we're finished in "SYM Factions"...SLURRing will shortly commence in that thread, just like what my mate Nostradamus told me down the pub last night
Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2002 9:17 am
Hey, whatever rubs your Buda, bub. SLURR away. I'm just happy to be recognized by my peers (accusations of evilness notwithstanding). 
Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2002 9:21 am
Hunter. S. Thompson - Better Than Sex: Confessions of a Political Junkie Trapped Like a Rat in Mr. Bill's NeighbourhoodJFK's ghost will haunt the corridors of power in America for as long as the grass is green and the rivers run to the sea.....Take my word for it, Bubba. I have heard his footsteps for 30 years and I still feel guilty about not being able to explain the biggest news strory of my lifetime to my son.
At one point, not long ago, I went to the desperate measure of confessing to the murder myself....
"Son," I said, "I'm sorry to ruin your beakfast, but I think the time has finally come to tell you the truth about who shot John Kennedy."
He nodded but said nothing. I tried to keep my voice low, but emotion made it difficult.
Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2002 9:21 am
Re: Re: Yes Georgi Evil is another one of my middle names.
Yes the book.
Originally posted by Tamerlane
It also doesn't hurt to have an evil tyrant hand book on the side
Yes the book. Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2002 9:25 am
Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2002 9:37 am
Super Furry Animals - ChupacabrasHave you heard about the bats?
eat your goat and then your cat
soon enough you will not smile
when it comes you will run a mile
Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2002 9:40 am
I think the Ghost JFK is scarier. "Ooh, the toilet's flushing and no one's there. Aren't you scared?"
Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2002 9:45 am
Did you eat my hamster?
Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2002 9:58 am
Yes. I ate Tinkerbell too. 
Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2002 10:08 am
You fiend!!
I'm going to have to ring up Freddie Starr's lawyer - he's gonna get you for libel
She was my special friend as well...*sniff*
I'm going to have to ring up Freddie Starr's lawyer - he's gonna get you for libel
She was my special friend as well...*sniff*
Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2002 10:18 am
I think that one was a metaph...oh forget it.Originally posted by Kayless
I think the Ghost JFK is scarier. "Ooh, the toilet's flushing and no one's there. Aren't you scared?"
Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2002 10:41 am
Been there. Done that.Originally posted by fable
No? What if we strap you to a chair and force you to watch every episode of the Teletubbies, or the Smurfs?
Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2002 11:45 am
OK Keyless, do you responsible for "The Mysterious Spears Breast" scandal ? You really have to be careful answering this ya knowOriginally posted by Kayless
Yeah you read it right. It was me, not the dingoes. I’m also the one who’s killing chickens and goats in Mexico. Yep, this lugubrious Frogman is really the Chupacabra. I also shot JFK and J.R., kidnapped Elvis and Jimmy Hoffa, and used my big ass feet to stir up sasquatch rumors. Oh, and you know that whole Roswell thing? Me again.
Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2002 12:17 pm
Oh yeah, there also mine...Originally posted by fable
No? What if we strap you to a chair and force you to watch every episode of the Teletubbies, or the Smurfs?
Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2002 2:34 pm
@Kayless. So you're the one that puts mildew on my bathroom tiles?
Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2002 6:39 pm
Tasted great too (With some fava beans).Originally posted by Kameleon
You fiend!!
I'm going to have to ring up Freddie Starr's lawyer - he's gonna get you for libel
She was my special friend as well...*sniff*
It's funnier if you take it literally.Originally posted by frogus
I think that one was a metaph...oh forget it.
My smurf minions took care of that one for me (I subcontract) .Originally posted by KidD01
OK Keyless, do you responsible for "The Mysterious Spears Breast" scandal ? You really have to be careful answering this ya know
Yep. I also steal your car keys and hide them under the couch cushions.Originally posted by Gruntboy
@Kayless. So you're the one that puts mildew on my bathroom tiles?
Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2002 7:37 pm
So that was you!Originally posted by Kayless
Yep. I also steal your car keys and hide them under the couch cushions.
Posted: Tue Jun 11, 2002 1:22 am
Kayless are you responsible for boybands and jar jar binks?
Posted: Tue Jun 11, 2002 2:15 am
So, Kayless ate Tinkerbell, eh?
Reminds me of a Far Side cartoon I saw once.
Reminds me of a Far Side cartoon I saw once.