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@Gwally!!!! ROFLMAO!

OKAY EVERYBODY FOLLOW THE BOUNCING BALL

He was afraid to come out of the limo
He was afraid to come out today
He was afraid to come out of the limo
Cause if he did, he'd hear them say...

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Tell the SYMers what he wore!

It was an itsy bitsy teeny weeny
blue speedo held up with Xmas lights (Hey--just pretend this part rhymes, okay?)
that Mr. Sleep wore for the first time today

An itsy bitsy teeny weeny
form-fitting blue speedo
so in the limo Sleepy wanted to stay

Voo: ROFL!!!

Bloodstalker has recovered quickly, pulling Viv to the side and offering to buy here her own petting zoo if she would consent to allow him the pleasure of escorting such a lovely lady.

Unobserved by all, BS quickly tucks the wallet he has *borrowed* from Gwally into his pocket.

@ Gwally, they should hire you to announce at the Oscars
@ VooD ROFLMAO

Thank you Voodoo! You seem to have a pretty good view from where you are!

Well, back at this end of the carpet, things are heating up. Georgi has just bust on the scene, yelling and brandishing a flaming sword! Oh, my gosh! I don’t think I have ever seen a more closely-tailored and revealing set of chainmail in my life! She seems to be saying something about ‘putting out’ and how Waverly may never date again. Wow! Fable, dual-wielding his canes with amazing specialization, has managed to both disarm and placate Georgi at the same time! He may be old, but he has things well in hand so long as his hip joints hold out!

A hush has fallen over the crowd….. someone is coming. Ah! Its C Elegans dressed to the nines in a sleek, backless, black latex catsuit! She looks like it was painted on! Wonderful! Though, she seems to be a bit hot…. Bloodstalker has boldly approached her with a pair of scissors, and she does not appear to be taken aback!

I’ll have more on this situation as it develops! Back to you, Voodoo!

Originally posted by Gwalchmai
Fable, dual-wielding his canes with amazing specialization, has managed to both disarm and placate Georgi at the same time!

Erm, exactly what kind of canes are those?

Originally posted by Gwalchmai
Wow! Fable, dual-wielding his canes with amazing specialization, has managed to both disarm and placate Georgi at the same time! He may be old, but he has things well in hand so long as his hip joints hold out!

ROFL! I can also use the bones of my kneecaps for sudden melee strikes. They count as 2d3 +2 for a first round surprise attack.

A hush has fallen over the crowd….. someone is coming. Ah! Its C Elegans dressed to the nines in a sleek, backless, black latex catsuit! She looks like it was painted on! Wonderful!

This really says a lot about the kind of people who are attracted to forums. I think I will go meditate a bit, and then take a cold shower.

All of the sudden everyone turns their heads and they hear the clattering of a carriage, then gasp when they see it pulling up, driver-less and horseless...

The carriage is a deep ebony black, and the windows are even blacker. Not even the vaguest shadow of the carriage's occupant can be glimpsed.

Everyone wonders who THIS could be?

A sound of tiny gears is heard in the hushed silence, and from the top of the carriage and large periscope is arising. It is obviously that whoever is inside will be able to view all the proceedings without ever setting foot from the carriage.

Who could it be?

The Ultimate Lurker--that's who!

It's BUCK SATAN, folks!

Originally posted by VoodooDali
The Ultimate Lurker--that's who!

Well, Voodoo, heh, heh, even though he is certainly a shoe-in for the Lurker Award, it’s a bit presumptuous of us to announce it now, isn’t it? I think Master Buck will want to fake his surprise as much anyone! Heh, heh….

Oh, and may I say, my dear Voodoo, how lovely you look in your silver cowgirl outfit? Bonanza Jellybean would be proud!

I see that HighLordDave has graced us with his presence tonight, making a spectacular entrance wearing a turban and floating cross-legged in midair! I know some of you are thinking that he is being a bit ostentatious with this overt demonstration of his mental powers, but I think this is his statement saying that he won’t concede to the earlier allegations of mind-control vote tampering. This is a controversy that has marred these proceedings, but he is certainly putting on a brave face!

Oh! This is all just so exciting! Don’t you think, Voodoo!

*As WORD tries to sneak on in through the backdoor a guard promptly yells, "HEY WHO THE (explitive deleted) IS THAT?!!" and WORD is subsequently thrown off the property*

BAh foiled again!!

Is this thing on? tap...tap...tap
IS THIS THING ON?
Gwally gives a thumbs up
IT'S HARD TO HEAR MYSELF ABOVE THE NOISE. THERE'S A TERRIBLE GRATING SOUND ON THE ROAD. I SEE SOMETHING APPROACHING...VERY SLOWLY.

SCREEEEECH

IT'S A HERD OF SHEEP! THEY'VE BEEN HARNESSED TO A SLED, AND SOMEONE IS YELLING: "MUSH. MUSH, SHEEP!"

WHY--IT'S AEGIS! IT'S AMAZING HE GOT THOSE SHEEP TO BE HIS SLED DOGS, BUT EVEN MORE INCREDIBLE IS THE FACT THAT HE SLEDDED ALL THE WAY HERE FROM THE FROZEN WASTELANDS OF CANADA WHEN THERE'S NO SNOW WEARING ONLY A MAPLE-LEAF EMBLAZONED SPEEDO!

Oh, Thank God. Aegis just pulled back on the reigns
That horrific sound of blades on pavement has ended.
BAAAAAAA!!!!

Oooh, I'm just so thrilled to be here, aren't you Gwally?

Yes, I am, Voodoo! Gidiyup!

It seems speedos are the fashion statement of the evening, folks! Gruntboy has just sauntered up the red carpet with a dashing pin-striped speedo that looks to be a few sizes too small! He rounds out the ensemble with a pair of hip waders, and that’s it! Simplicity in itself! But my eyes start to burn if I look at him too long. Perhaps not the affect he was looking for…

Eh? What’s this? There seems to be a commotion at the front door? Its Craig! Looks like the police won’t let him ride his tricycle into the theatre! He’s going to have to park it next to Yshania’s motercycle. He looks a little glum, but he’s dressed to party in flip-flops, jeans, a Pikachu t-shirt, and a Bob The Builder Construction Hat! Way to go Craig! Can he win an award? Yes he can!

Gwally, from where I'm standing I can see another limo pulling up. It's really long---wow there's a hot tub in the back!

Yes, spandex is definitely the in-thing tonight--Nippy's attired in a silver spandex jumpsuit, with a long fluffy scarf. The radio's blasing, Nippy's bopping and he's drinking out of the hot tub.

It appears that the substance in there is neither hot nor is it water--he's standing in a tub full of Ned's Electric Shine!!!!

there is a rumble as several SYMers stampede to the tub

"Nippy, how does it feel to be at the 2nd Annual SYM Awards Show?"

"Voodoo, I've got a surgically implanted disco beat. My show has to be 130 beats a minute or better. Let's hit it! Open up them pearly gates because I am the California earthquake!"

"Wow--Nippy, you must have been hitting that shine all day!"

"I'm gonna stand up for rock and roll tonight, baby... In fact, by the time we hit the stage, I'll be lucky to just stand up!"

And there you have it--Nippy, proprietor of The Old Banshee.

Take it away, Gwally!

Hoping off the greyhound bus across the depot, Obsidian grumbles unhappily about how Aegis wouldnt give him a lift in from the frozen wastelands of Canada.

Has anyone else noticed how Gwally hasnt left his podium yet? Methinks he's going for the classic "no pants while on TV" routine. Cudos to you!

Quickly lads! You know the plan!
"I think Obs, but where can we get a duck and a house at this hour?"

Originally posted by VoodooDali
Please excuse us while we take a small commercial break. Gwally, quick, let's grab a beer.

I'm there, Voodoo, with bells on!
Order me a Modelo and whatever you'd like, while I hit the head....

Good thing I haven't missed it yet.

We’re back, and the festivities are still in full swing! (Yes, I know it seems like they are dragging on and on, with a lot of people milling about, but have the Oscars ever started on time?)

Well, it’s a good thing the ceremony hasn’t started yet, we still have a few late arrivals! T’lainya is here, looking tall, dignified, and stunning in her red dress with matching fur-trimmed cape. Don’t worry, folks! The fur came exclusively from evil giant minks who died violently in the heat of battle! I see T’lainya carries her toothed scepter as a reminder that she is still a moderator here, despite being up for several of the awards!

Speaking of moderators, The_Deacon and Flagg are putting in an appearance despite being underdogs for any of the awards. The former moderators are strutting their stuff with a cute little synchronized dance step as they make their way up the carpet! That’s showin’ ‘em how it used to be done, guys!

I'm glad you've dropped the latex and catsuits.