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Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2002 8:17 am
by Minerva
Originally posted by Fezek


I admit that I once put a whole egg in a microwave. Pop! :o
Jeremy Clarkson enjoys that. He once painted faces of Spice Girls on 4 eggs, and put them in the microwave to see which would crack first. :D

Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2002 8:55 am
by Ode to a Grasshopper
Grapes don't cope with being microwaved very well, either.

Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2002 9:40 am
by Georgi
Originally posted by Tamerlane
You may have your reasons...
Tumble drier not working? :D
Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
Grapes don't cope with being microwaved very well, either.
You don't say? :p Why would you want to cook grapes anyway? :D

Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2002 10:47 am
by Ned Flanders
Peeps

Anyone every put peeps in the microwave? That's the best. Peeps are those sugar coated marshmellows that typically take the shape of baby chicks and/or rabbits. I guess you could just put marshmellows in the microwave and watch that, but the Peeps are more fun. What can I say, I'm easily amused, at least I'm never bored.

Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2002 11:18 am
by Georgi
Re: Peeps
Originally posted by Ned Flanders
Anyone every put peeps in the microwave? That's the best. Peeps are those sugar coated marshmellows that typically take the shape of baby chicks and/or rabbits. I guess you could just put marshmellows in the microwave and watch that, but the Peeps are more fun. What can I say, I'm easily amused, at least I'm never bored.
You microwave poor little chicks and bunnies? :eek: You cruel person... wait till Viv hears of this!!! :D

Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2002 12:01 pm
by frogus
Jeremy Clarkson enjoys that. He once painted faces of Spice Girls on 4 eggs, and put them in the microwave to see which would crack first.
It was Jack Dee....

speaking of serving suggestions....I had a slat cellar with a serving suggestion on the back the other day:

Take 12oz of boned chicked, cut into rough inch square chunks. Finely chop 3-5 leaves of basil, garli and some cucumber. Boil dried sphagetti for 10-12 minutes, add olie oil and drain. Stir-fry chicken with finely chopped garlic for 3-5 minutes over low flame until light in colour. Mix basil and cucumber with sour cream and mix garlic chicken through, before serving with sphagetti. Add salt.

Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2002 12:34 pm
by Robnark
vaguely topic related...

www.rinkworks.com/said/warnings.shtml

Damn good site, and relevant too - check the signature...

Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2002 12:42 pm
by VoodooDali
In Texas, I once microwaved a ****roach. Didn't phase it one bit...walked out of there, scowling as usual...

Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2002 12:47 pm
by Georgi
Originally posted by VoodooDali
In Texas, I once microwaved a ****roach. Didn't phase it one bit...walked out of there, scowling as usual...
You obviously didn't follow the instructions correctly :D

Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2002 1:51 pm
by Weasel
Re: Re: People are stupid...
Originally posted by C Elegans

Must be because they can be sued if they don't have it ;)
Welcome to the US, where you can sue if your coffee is too hot or if it's too cold. :D

Where if you don't feel like working for a living, just run down to the biggest supermarket...find the drink section...open a can of 7 UP and pour it on the floor...lay down in it and scream bloody murder. :D :D

Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2002 1:54 pm
by Yshania
@Mah - I have seen some of those before, and had a good giggle at the others! thanks! :D

@Weasel - so your choice would be seven up? Ketchup would surely be more convincing that murder had taken place...or tomato puree for the more cultured among us? :D

Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2002 2:03 pm
by Weasel
Help! I'm in tomato puree and can't get up!
Originally posted by Yshania


@Weasel - so your choice would be seven up? Ketchup would surely be more convincing that murder had taken place...or tomato puree for the more cultured among us? :D
LMAO :D Well in court it's kind of hard to explain not seeing something red (ketchup) on the floor and falling down. :D But 7Up or Sprite....that's the ticket. :D

Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2002 2:04 pm
by Yshania
Re: Help! I'm in tomato puree and can't get up!
Originally posted by Weasel


LMAO :D Well in court it's kind of hard to explain not seeing something red (ketchup) on the floor and falling down. :D But 7Up or Sprite....that's the ticket. :D
Ah!! so you intended to slip? not to be literally murdered and bleeding lemonade? :rolleyes: :D

Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2002 2:05 pm
by VoodooDali
Re: Re: Re: People are stupid...
Originally posted by Weasel


Welcome to the US, where you can sue if your coffee is too hot or if it's too cold. :D

Where if you don't feel like working for a living, just run down to the biggest supermarket...find the drink section...open a can of 7 UP and pour it on the floor...lay down in it and scream bloody murder. :D :D
So that was YOU...

Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2002 2:12 pm
by Weasel
Pick a good jury!
Originally posted by VoodooDali


So that was YOU...
Was that you in the jury that day.....why did you limit my settlement to only 5,000,000,000 dollars and a life time supply of onion powder....why???

Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2002 12:32 am
by Tamerlane
Originally posted by Leonardo
There´s an old saying "the only thing well distributed in the world is dumbness".
Thats the smartest thing I've read in this thread. :D

Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2002 5:36 am
by Ode to a Grasshopper
You don't say? Why would you want to cook grapes anyway?


Stupid stoned snack ideas... :o

Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2002 5:39 am
by Beldin
Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper


Stupid stoned snack ideas... :o
LMAO :D

...@odie: ever tried chocolate on a Salamipizza ? (and of course Microwave it...)

;)


:cool:

Beldin

Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2002 2:59 pm
by Robnark
have to try the choco pizza. the best i've managed so far is smoking doritos.
cautiously reccomended ;)

Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2002 3:03 pm
by frogus
There´s an old saying "the only thing well distributed in the world is dumbness".
and McDonald's.
the best i've managed so far is smoking doritos.
polyfila.