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Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2002 2:39 pm
by Gnu
Oh no, m'lady, I fear I have never met you other than here.
Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2002 2:41 pm
by CM
You not pick on me???
That is the day i will stop being a chauvinist and become a feminist!
facade is just a cover for your tender hearted feelings
What are you smoking?
It is no facade.
Why does everybody say that?
I mean none of my friends seriously think i am a chauvinist.
It is damn annoying.
And viv it is easy to get on your good side.
All a guy needs to do is act nice ie lie and like animals.
It is really not that hard!!
And what estrogen shots?
That is mean that is just plain mean!
Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2002 2:51 pm
by Vivien
Originally posted by Gnu
Oh no, m'lady, I fear I have never met you other than here.
So, is what CM says true? You're lying to get on my good side?!
CM:
You know the first step is to stop being in denial all the time...then you can embrace your feminist side and finally be at peace! No more pretending, no more hiding, no more going into your closet to read romance novels
(Oops..I really promise to stop being mean soon)
Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2002 2:59 pm
by CM
What feminist side?
there is no such side to me.
And romance novels, well if DL or FR has romance what can i do?
I read the books, if they have romance in it i have to read it as well.
Prentending yeah right.
Hiding from women never.
Unless it is my mom and i have done something stupid.
Then i don't hide i take the car and disappear for a good couple of hours!!
And as a woman you are naturally mean, and thus you can't stop being mean to me.
So don't try the impossible.
Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2002 3:08 pm
by Gwalchmai
Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2002 3:11 pm
by CM
Hopeless?
WHy do you say that?
Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2002 3:16 pm
by Gwalchmai
Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2002 3:19 pm
by CM
Originally posted by Gwalchmai
You keep coming *this* close, and then you open your mouth....
LMAORRFL!!!!!!!!
Now that is funny.
Well what can i say, i like to keep it interesting!
Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2002 4:03 pm
by Vivien
Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2002 4:09 pm
by Sailor Saturn
Originally posted by Vivien
Exactly what's involved in ridding someone of their chauvinism? Does this involve cutting off certain body parts?
I tried that on him once. Didn't work.
Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2002 4:10 pm
by CM
And dear lady what is that first step?
Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2002 4:35 pm
by Vivien
Originally posted by CM
And dear lady what is that first step?
You must first admit to your feminine impulses
Accepting the truth is but the first step.
Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2002 8:47 pm
by Der-draigen
I haven't read through all 3 pages to see how far this has gone off-subject, so please forgive me if I'm interrupting any serious spam
My favorite chain e-mails are the ones that have a thoroughly tooth-rottening poem about angels, then tell you to forward to 50 people; and if you can't find 50 people to forward it to, that means you have no friends. Or, "Send this back to the person who sent it to you, that way they will know you are a TRUE friend." You can stab them in the back next week if you like; they'll still be your friend because you sent this e-mail!!
Personally, I believe everyone who sends me such drivel is doing so in an ill-disguised attempt to kill me.
I also like the ones that talk about some dying kid in Malarkie, Ohio, who is an absolute angel sent from God to earth and makes everyone's life into a continual ray of sunshine; whose last wish is to get into the Guinness Book of World Records for the most signatures collected over the e-mail. Or a dollar will be donated to Johnny's medical fund (his parents are uninsured and poor and have fourteen other children plus Grandma to care for) every time the e-mail is forwarded. Barf.
Then there are the ones that talk about the "power of prayer." Like the congregation that wanted to build a new church parking lot but a small hill was on the spot they needed, and they couldn't afford to have it dozed. So they pray all night and lo and behold the next morning some contractor or something basically volunteers to flatten the hill. That's nothing compared to the one about the girl who went down a dark alley containing a suspicious-looking character at one in the morning and prayed, escaping attack; while another girl passed the same spot not long after, neglected to pray, and was attacked. That one especially just warms my heart and reassures me once again of God's universal love and care for all.
If everyone would like to see some of these e-mails and others, go to
this site. Go to the Glurge Gallery. There's some great stuff in there.
Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2002 8:58 pm
by ThorinOakensfield
Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2002 9:22 pm
by Bloodstalker
The things some people will go through for a hug......but then again, these ARE Viv's hugs we are talking about.
Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2002 5:44 am
by Mr Sleep
Well due to another.com becoming a pay service i had to swap over to Hotmail (grr.....
) and within a day i had 30 spam emails, every day i get 30 more, they must be following me around.
Oh and how many times must i be offered a diploma.
And no i don't want Nigeria to deposit a million in my Bank Account
Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2002 6:12 am
by Tamerlane
I use hotmail, but only because that I don't like the look of outlook.
The trick is to put up a junk mail filter and place it only on exclusive. That way only emails from your address book will be sent to you.
As for the diploma's *sigh* if only life was that easy
Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2002 6:25 am
by Mr Sleep
Originally posted by Tamerlane
I use hotmail, but only because that I don't like the look of outlook.
The trick is to put up a junk mail filter and place it only on exclusive. That way only emails from your address book will be sent to you.
As for the diploma's *sigh* if only life was that easy
Well i don't want to do that in case someone want's to email me from GB
Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2002 6:33 am
by Tamerlane
Oh well...
Guess you could live with all the spam.
Wait a sec, what am I saying. I pity your situation Sleep.
Hope you find that wonderful e-mail site which we have all spent our lives searching for.