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Originally posted by McBane


I must object, Your Honor. My client is innocent until proven guilty (God knows how often I've said that! ), and closes his establishment prematurely would be financially devastating.

I also need the establishment open to conduct interviews with all of the defense witnesses.

**talks with his Ironsides (Raymund Burr) voice**

How many times do I have to say bull in one thread?

Originally posted by Nippy


How many times do I have to say bull in one thread?

Nippy! - Shush!! Thats what lawyers do.

Originally posted by McBane


I must object, Your Honor. My client is innocent until proven guilty

Not in SYM...

Originally posted by McBane


I must object, Your Honor. My client is innocent until proven guilty (God knows how often I've said that! ), and closes his establishment prematurely would be financially devastating.

I also need the establishment open to conduct interviews with all of the defense witnesses.

**talks with his Ironsides (Raymund Burr) voice**

I can not see how one can conduct interviews in the place of quesiton, that makes no sense

Originally posted by McBane


Nippy! - Shush!! Thats what lawyers do.

Should i throw Nippy out.

Originally posted by Mr Sleep


I can not see how one can conduct interviews in the place of quesiton, that makes no sense

It puts both the prospective witness and yours truly in a more relaxed atmosphere, therefore eliciting a more truthful interview.....

(Nippy, keep quiet!)

Originally posted by ThorinOakensfield


Should i throw Nippy out.

You can try, then I would be forced to remove you and your godhood to the back of the court where I will apply a severe sack-beating to you.

I move we place Nippy under a gag order.

Originally posted by McBane


It puts both the prospective witness and yours truly in a more relaxed atmosphere, therefore eliciting a more truthful interview.....

(Nippy, keep quiet!)

Bull....

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
I move we place Nippy under a gag order.

OVERRULED!

Originally posted by McBane


It puts both the prospective witness and yours truly in a more relaxed atmosphere, therefore eliciting a more truthful interview.....

(Nippy, keep quiet!)

Surely that would be better in private, Ubik would probably enjoy the up close and personal lawyer

Originally posted by T'lainya

OVERRULED!

Yeah! You damn right T'l! Your rule!

To all of you who ordered the gag:

@T.....I didn't know you were the judge!!!

By the way, who is prosecuting? if no one can be found, I make a motion for the case to be thrown out, as the defense cannot defend when there is no one to defend against.

Originally posted by Mr Sleep


Surely that would be better in private, Ubik would probably enjoy the up close and personal lawyer

Fortunately for me, I was not planning to call Ubik as a defense witness.

Makes a mental note to cut Nippy's beer allotment in half due to his apparant betrayal....

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
@T.....I didn't know you were the judge!!!

By the way, who is prosecuting? if no one can be found, I make a motion for the case to be thrown out, as the defense cannot defend when there is no one to defend against.

Well said. I see you have been studying law during your last stint behind bars.......

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
@T.....I didn't know you were the judge!!!

By the way, who is prosecuting? if no one can be found, I make a motion for the case to be thrown out, as the defense cannot defend when there is no one to defend against.

BS is soon to be thrown out of court if he disrepecsts the law anymore!

OBJECTION!

But the law states that the prosecution must bear the burden of proof.....also, the defense has not been made aware of the charges being brought against us. This gives us no chance to formulate an adaquate defense, and is ground for declaring a mistrial.

I live in KY, I run shine, I know loopholes.

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Makes a mental note to cut Nippy's beer allotment in half due to his apparant betrayal....

Do you want me to show those shots of you, Buzz and Ned after a night of shine?