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Welcome back, Nael!

Originally posted by Georgi


Ummm... you missed Waverly in wet tennis shorts and MAharlika in a G-string, does that count?

WB

I wasn't wearing a G-string (it was BS ). I was wearing a sarong. Underneath my sarong was, well, my birthday suit. . My native G-strings are for the next show....

WB, Nael. Hope the new format of the forum suits better for you. You still haven't got your own avatar.

Welcome Back!

I hope you have black and gold in your wardrobe!

no black and gold in the wardrobe...i was rooting for the steelers just because i know it is nice to be in a town when they win a championship (san antonio spurs).
but startign next year i'll cheer for the houston texans. actually i don't care much for professional football, college football is more my thing. and next season texas A&M plays the university of pittsburgh up here, so that should be fun.

and as far as the weather has gone, i brought the texas weather with me. it was 60 degrees today and 73 last week. it got really cold last weekend though, -20 wind chill, but it eased up pretty quickly.

Originally posted by nael
and next season texas A&M plays the university of pittsburgh up here, so that should be fun.

Which team do you want to win?

oh come on...i haven't been gone that long for you to ask such a silly question.
gig 'em aggies!

Originally posted by nael
gig 'em aggies!

Bleah, don't you mean "Gag'em Aggies"?

damn T sipper

Originally posted by nael
damn T sipper

Y'know, due to the fairly recent wet t-shirt contest over at BS's tavern, "T sipper" sound really, really...wrong, especially after Waverly and Maharlika's antics.

well, i missed those antics, so i am not too sure what all they entail or why T sipper is that bad. but it is a deragotory statement towards UT

Originally posted by nael
well, i missed those antics, so i am not too sure what all they entail or why T sipper is that bad. but it is a deragotory statement towards UT

I know.

If you want to know about the antics(though I'm not sure why you would ), read the last few pages of BS's tavern.

WOHOO Wet -Shirt Conest (be sure to wear white )

Now BS's Tavern is heaven on earth... I mean SYM

Welcome back nael! The Shadow Mages have missed you. Here's the Hell Orca to show you how much we care.

"Uh, hello."


Who the heck are you and where is the Hell Orca?


"I'm Gamera. You know, the Kaiju guy."


"He fought me once."


"Right. Anyhoo, Nael's been gone so long that the Hell Orca decided to go on a vacation."


Oh... Okay. Well then, here's Gamera to show you how much we care!


"You're the best nael!"

*sniff**sniff*
*wipes tears from eyes*
i have never been so moved...a personal welcoming from gamera.

Gamera is all well and good, but let's see if we can find the Hell Orca. *Pulls out his patented Bag of Holding/Garbage Bag* Now what do we have here...


"I sure could go for some Spam
about now... Mmmmm, Spam."


What the heck is the Spam Dragon doing here? Get back in the bag!



"NO ONE ORDERS DORFMU AND LIVES! DISPAIR PUNY MORTAL, FOR YOU WILL FEEL HIS WRATH!"


I wasn't talking to... Waitaminute. Where did you come from?



"DORFMU NEED NOT EXPLAIN HIMSELF TO LOWER LIFEFORMS! HE IS RULER OF ALL HE SURVEYS! BEND DOWN AND KISS HIS HAIRY KOBOLD GOD TOES!"




"DON'T YA'LL BE BRINGIN' THAT WHACK SH*T IN HERE! YOU AIN'T NOTHING BUT A SKANK ASS PUNK!"


"Shut up, shut up! Can't ye' all keep yer' yaps closed for one bleeding moment?! I have a wicked hangover from drinking all that dwarven ale last night!"


ARGH! All my gif characters are overwhelming me! WE'RE DOOMED!!! (Still no Hell Orca though)

Originally posted by Kayless
ARGH! All my gif characters are overwhelming me! WE'RE DOOMED!!! (Still no Hell Orca though)

Get a hold of yourself man! *Nippy slaps Kayless*

Find the Hell Orca, we need it!

Owch! Slap them not me!


"No slap Kayless some more. He likes it. Trust me. Teehee!"


WHAT?! TRAITOROUS PEON!


"Yikes! See ya!"


"All right! Who stole my Legends of the Fall tape? They will PAY!"


Grrr... Can this get any worse?

"IT'S DISCO TIME BABY!"



ARGH!!! (All this and still no Hell Orca)

Damn it man! Where is the Hell Orca! You need to find it! Mount a search party! Send Dorfmu and that Gibberling lord out, they will either kill each other (Not a loss) or stumble on the Orca, it is the way of the unlikely hero...

Not to worry. Dorfmu the Kobold god and Funktor the Gibberling god may talk tough, but really they love each other.



"BLASPHEMY! DORFMU WILL MAKE YOU PAY FOR SUCH SLANDEROUS LIES!"



"HEY, YO! THAT SH*T AIN'T FUNNY B*TCH!"


Whatever. Why don't you guys make yourselves useful and look for the Hell Orca?


"Never fear! *hic* I can cast a Locate Person spell to divine his location."


Is that whiskey I smell? Perhaps you shouldn't cast spells when you're drunk…


"Shaddup! If I wanted your *hic* opinion I'd of summoned an ogre to beat it outta ya already. Now where was I… Ah yes! Abra Cadabra, Hocus Pocus, Yoyo Ma!"


I’m no wizard, but I don’t think that sounds right.

POOF!


"AAIEEE! MY FLESH! IT BURNS!!!! WAAAAAA!!!"

Well, that was... gruesome. (And still no Hell Orca)

Ha-ha-ha!

Kayless, you are a hoot!! If we still had the ability to rate members, I'd give you a five.

See, this is why I never bother spells. With a Two-Handed Sword in my hand, I know I won't randomly and sporadically burst into flames...

*Nippy sees a flaming thing rum past him*

"Stop, drop and roll kids!"

*Nippy kicks the body to put the flames out.*