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Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2001 3:13 am
by fable
May all the savages of the world steal your underwear and leave only one sock for every pair in your sock drawer!
Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2001 3:31 am
by Harry2052
Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2001 7:13 am
by Osiris
@Harry - may the weather be fine for the third test.

Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2001 8:07 am
by Craig
May you fillings turn into fire ants
May all your condoms be lined with sandpaper
Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2001 9:49 am
by Aegis
May your birth control be relaced wit caffiene pills.
Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2001 1:21 pm
by Rob-hin
May you never have a sharp raizerblade.
Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2001 12:08 pm
by Bloodstalker
May the toilet paper you use have been dipped in red hot peppers.
Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2001 12:17 pm
by Yshania
May the peppers you eat have had toilet paper dipped in them

Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2001 1:01 pm
by Bloodstalker
@ Ysh
That's disgusting....lol
how are ya?
NOT @Ysh
May the people from Publishers Clearinghouse show up at your doorstep in the middle of a *personal* moment with your sheep.
Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2001 12:09 pm
by fable
May your daughter become engaged to William Shatner.
Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2001 12:30 pm
by Yshania
May William Shatner not even fancy your daughter

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2001 3:31 pm
by Aegis
May William shatner become engaged to your son...

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2001 4:27 pm
by CM
May your wife be Shatner!!
May tommy lee be your brother-in-law!
Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2001 8:17 pm
by fable
Originally posted by Aegis:
<STRONG>May William shatner become engaged to your son...

</STRONG>
Gods, I dribbled Dr. Pepper out of my nose after suddenly coming upon that one. LOL!
May your next employer be a love-starved Southern Baptist with bad breath and a pitbull he calls Sweetums.
Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2001 9:34 pm
by Curdis
May you run into a pack of hells angels while carrying a 10 gallon tin of axle grease.
@Fable - Dr Peppers! - EHWHWHWHWHWHW Can't figure out whether it was worse going in or coming out.