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Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2001 7:16 am
by Shadow Sandrock
I believe that God is a male... because the whole Bible calls God a male. I mean what more evidence do you need. Have you ever seen God called a "she" in the Bible? Or "Mother"?
But you don't have to listen to me... I'm just the average bleach blond global destruction weapon possessing Arabic tenderheart.... ^.^ Boo...
Unfortunately, Sandrock is an arabic global destruction weapon, and this was two days before 9-11

Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2001 7:29 am
by Xandax
Originally posted by Shadow Sandrock:
<STRONG>XD!!!!!!!!!</STRONG>
And this means excatly what?
Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2001 9:51 am
by Hekate
Good morning all. I'm a newbie!

I have been a newbie for awhile. Mostly lurking, really. But I just got a DSL modem, and I am ready to spam [dispite all this "communication" business that Weasels been pushing lately.

]
Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2001 9:54 am
by Minerva
Originally posted by Hekate:
<STRONG>[dispite all this "communication" business that Weasels been pushing lately.

]</STRONG>
Well, you've got old information there. Weasel himself has already forgotten about his new "communication, not spam" thing...

Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2001 9:58 am
by Hekate
It's just so hard for us newbies

to keep up with you professional spammers.

Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2001 10:00 am
by Hekate
It's just so hard for us newbies

to keep up with you professional spammers.

Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2001 10:03 am
by Minerva
Originally posted by Hekate:
<STRONG>It's just so hard for us newbies

to keep up with you professional spammers.

</STRONG>
Don't worry. You'll get used to it soon...

Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2001 10:08 am
by Hekate
OOPS! I am sooo excited that I'm stuttering. Relax, breath...The mantra of a newbie..."I can spam; i CAN spam; i can SPAM."
Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2001 10:23 am
by Mr Sleep
I recall you Hekate, you have spamming potential, keep it up

Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2001 10:27 am
by Minerva
Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
<STRONG>I recall you Hekate, you have spamming potential, keep it up

</STRONG>
Yeah, though just do it without too many double posting...

Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2001 10:34 am
by Hekate
Thanks for the encouragement Mr. Sleep
And look Minerva, I can spam with double posting

(my favorite smilie

)
Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2001 10:40 am
by Brink
Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2001 10:46 am
by Minerva
Originally posted by Hekate:
<STRONG>And look Minerva, I can spam with double posting

(my favorite smilie

)</STRONG>
That's not difficult.

If you want to be a spammer, you should do it without couble (or triple) posting.
Ah, and don't forget to read Brink's pre-spammer's guide. That will help you to be a good spammer.

Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2001 10:57 am
by Hekate
Originally posted by Minerva:
Ah, and don't forget to read Brink's pre-spammer's guide. That will help you to be a good spammer.

[/QB]
You mean there are spamming instructions? Next thing you know, you will be telling me there are spamming rules? Oh this is so complicated...

No, wait, "I can spam; i CAN spam, i can SPAMMMMM!"
Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2001 11:02 am
by Minerva
Originally posted by Hekate:
<STRONG>You mean there are spamming instructions? Next thing you know, you will be telling me there are spamming rules? Oh this is so complicated...

No, wait, "I can spam; i CAN spam, i can SPAMMMMM!"</STRONG>
Just read it.

It's a great laugh actually...

Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2001 11:02 am
by Brink
Originally posted by Hekate:
<STRONG>You mean there are spamming instructions? </STRONG>
I wouldn't call them
instructions...more like some
helpful (
)tips and tricks, really...

Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2001 11:25 am
by Hekate
I am familiar with your ways. I have been lurking around this board for some time now. It is much more fun to be a part of the spam than read through spam trails of days gone by.

Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2001 11:30 am
by fable
Originally posted by Hekate:
<STRONG>I am familiar with your ways. I have been lurking around this board for some time now. It is much more fun to be a part of the spam than read through spam trails of days gone by.

</STRONG>
This is a fundamental of spamming. Freshly baked, it has a savory aroma that can pick up your day, or make you sleep more quietly. But old spam is dingy and encrusted with lichen. It is caked with cobwebs, mothballs, and old telemarketing pamphlets. It is yesterday's non-news.
With the exceptions of factual spam, for instance, like the Dwarven Throwers thead up in the BG2;SoA area.
Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2001 11:41 am
by Aegis
Another person perverted by the twisted will of the spam... I love this place...

Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2001 2:29 pm
by der Moench
Originally posted by Hekate:
<STRONG>Good morning all. I'm a newbie!

I have been a newbie for awhile. Mostly lurking, really. But I just got a DSL modem, and I am ready to spam [dispite all this "communication" business that Weasels been pushing lately.

]</STRONG>
Master Weasel! There is a heathen among us! She brings evil new weapons to spam more effectively! This DSL is Devil's work! Out, out vile temptress!
Well, that is, unless you wish to become an Accolyte of Weasel and embrace the one true religion of COMMUNICATION!
All hail Weasel!