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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2001 5:24 am
by Georgi
Eh, sorry, Veh, what did you say? I'm afraid I was ROFLMAO in a mocking fashion....
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2001 5:28 am
by Vehemence
LMAO @ Sleep!
Vehemence sits atop his lofty perch with binoculars in hand. "Blasted goons!" he mutters in anger, "I knew I shouldn't have gone for the weekly special!"
Vehemence decides on Plan C!
Moments later, seventeen samuri's surround Sleep surprising him with Silent approach. A quick HiYA! and a couple of well placed HAAAA!!'s later, and Sleep is back in another over-sized potato sack.
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2001 5:29 am
by Vehemence
Originally posted by Georgi:
<STRONG>Eh, sorry, Veh, what did you say? I'm afraid I was ROFLMAO in a mocking fashion....
</STRONG>
*Weeps silently in the corner with his manhood shattered into a thousand pieces*
I'm gonna need some super glue over here!
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2001 5:30 am
by Brink
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2001 5:33 am
by Weasel
Originally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG>*Weeps silently in the corner with his manhood shattered into a thousand pieces*
I'm gonna need some super glue over here!
</STRONG>
Duct Tape works wonders
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2001 5:35 am
by Vehemence
Originally posted by Weasel:
<STRONG>Duct Tape works wonders
</STRONG>
Aha! Even better! *grabs duct tape and works as masterfully as Michaelangelo*
HA! I am restored
And with the protection of duct tape too!
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2001 5:39 am
by Brink
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2001 5:39 am
by Mr Sleep
Sleep bizaarely manages to use the same tactics on the bag as before only this time with a different long object....
..... upon meeting the seventeen (shouldn't it be seven?
) samurai he exclaims......
"You have all seen the skill with which i dispatched the last group do you think you can fight against the Axe of the unsigned?"
"Your axe is of no use against our Swords of the ultimate signature" *gasp*
"You dare to use such accursed weapons against me......OK this is no longer funny....." sleep grabs his flamethrower " you know what this is......?"
"Ahhh it is the Waverly Flame, No"
At this point sleep uses the waverly flame on these accursed samurai, mid cackling and screams can be heard sleep shouting flames that have never yet been heard by any man.......
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2001 5:43 am
by Vehemence
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2001 5:52 am
by Brink
@Vehemence-I don't think you need one, but you should at least make sure the duct tape doesn't interfere with your, erm, needs to go to the toilet
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2001 5:54 am
by Mr Sleep
Get a catheter
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2001 5:58 am
by Georgi
ROFL
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2001 6:01 am
by Brink
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2001 6:01 am
by Vehemence
Vehemence mutters a couple of obscene words (which would not be suitable for those of you under the age of 402) at the sight of his seventeen silent samuri being smoldered by hot flames. Sitting and pondering the situation before finally screaming out "PLAN C!!!" A malevolent smile portruding across his face.
A moment later, a single solitary (man I like words starting with s!
) cyborg appears in front of Sleep. Sleep, upon seeing the cyborg and it's obvious power, flamer resistant metal and obviously un-dentable iron coting, decides to jump into the potato sack himself
VICTORY!
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2001 6:10 am
by Mr Sleep
Sleep quickly exits from the bag.... (again!?
) and runs up the hill to swipe Vehmence' catheter, vehmence shouts more obscenities, croaking into his whiskey.....
Upon landing on the plateau sleep throws the contents of the catheter on the cyborg, the pure acidic nature of the contents burns through the cyborgs shielding and leaves him as pulp on the floor....
[ 07-03-2001: Message edited by: Mr Sleep ]
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2001 6:29 am
by Vehemence
My catheter! Wait a minute... I don't have a catheter!! Then what did sleep just... and the cyborg.. um.. hmmm... Vehemence ponders for a moment as a squirril squanders out from the saftey (more s words!!!
) of it's home looking for it's catheter!
At any rate, Vehemence decides to let Mr.Sleep win this round... for Pland D is coming!
MUAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA *more evil laughter*
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2001 10:24 pm
by dragon wench
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2001 10:33 pm
by Vehemence
Originally posted by dragon wench:
<STRONG>See.....I just knew that you couldn't be trusted.......
</STRONG>
Funny word that... trust
Why is it that a lot of people having trouble trusting me? Is it the evil glint in my eyes? hmmm....
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2001 10:37 pm
by dragon wench
How did you know it was you I was talking about, is that a guilty conscience I hear speaking?
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2001 10:41 pm
by Brink
@dragonwench-I apologize for my part of spamming your thread