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Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2001 8:43 am
by Gruntboy
Joke:
3 guys and a girl get marooned on a desert island. They all discuss the most immediate problem - what will they do about sex? They agree to share girl, 1 week each as her husband. The girl is quite pleased, she has 3 men pleasuring her, marooned on a tropical paradise <apart from poison monkeys>.
The girl suddenly dies <poison monkey>. Oh no! What will they do now?
A week passes. Things are fine.
Another week passes. Things are OK.
Another week passes. The men get tense.
Another week passes. Things are bad.
Another week passes. They bury the girl.
Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2001 9:26 am
by dragon wench
LOL GruntBoy!
I think I'd take a boomerang. Handy for bringing down birds (I'm allergic to many fish).
Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2001 10:37 am
by Minerva
Originally posted by Waverly:
<STRONG>Weasel can have the picture... I'll take Minerva
...and sunscreen.</STRONG>
Thank you for the offer, but I'm quite happy with myself.
Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2001 10:39 am
by Craig
I'd bring a paddle so me and weasle can row to land(up the sea without a paddle)
Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2001 10:42 am
by Waverly
Originally posted by craig:
<STRONG>I'd bring a paddle so me and weasle can play 'the principal and the naughty student'</STRONG>
Weasel?! Shame on you
@Minerva
But I thought I could bring
anything
[ 07-02-2001: Message edited by: Waverly ]
Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2001 10:49 am
by C Elegans
A surf board, I've never time to learn this and Sweden is not the right place
(Real answer: a Swiss army knife)
Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2001 10:50 am
by Minerva
Originally posted by Waverly:
<STRONG>@Minerva
But I thought I could bring
anything
</STRONG>
You've got sunscreen, haven't you?
I am regretting for my post somewhere else, claiming "I won't wield sharp objects towards other people"...
If I haven't, I don't mind you take me to the desert island. It can be fun chasing you around with my knife.
Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2001 10:55 am
by Waverly
@Minerva I can run pretty fast, especially if so motivated.
I'd risk it
[ 07-02-2001: Message edited by: Waverly ]
Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2001 11:01 am
by Weasel
Originally posted by Waverly:
<STRONG>Weasel?! Shame on you
</STRONG>
LMFAOGDPSYAKM
Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2001 11:30 am
by Minerva
Originally posted by Waverly:
<STRONG>@Minerva I can run pretty fast, especially if so motivated.
I'd risk it
</STRONG>
Damn!
Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2001 11:33 am
by Darkpoet
A box of bandaids.
Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2001 11:34 am
by dragon wench
Welcome back DP, we've missed you.