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Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2001 11:19 pm
by CM
May you never get caught sleeping in class.
But may you not get noticed when you are making fun of the teacher!
Pray you don't press reply all when you have to send a very private message.
Happened to me twice!
Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2001 4:58 am
by Aegis
Originally posted by Fas:
<STRONG>Hey it was my first time!!
But it was good!
Triple post?
With my network problems i will set a new record for like posting 5 times!</STRONG>
Uh, Fas. I alreayd hold the record. I have like a Deca-post or something like that. See counting with Aegis.
Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2001 8:25 am
by fable
May you go before your God in clean conscience and with perfect hair.
Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2001 8:52 am
by Kayless
Happy belated 4k fable.
May your wisdom grow as the hair on your toes.
Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2001 8:57 am
by fable
Originally posted by Kayless:
<STRONG>Happy belated 4k fable.
May your wisdom grow as the hair on your toes.</STRONG>
Thank you! May your falafal always regard you with the esteem proper to your august estate, and with the love a grain dish properly owes to its parent.
Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2001 9:16 am
by Kayless
May the Tidybowl Man never emerge from his toiletry spelunking to extract revenge against you for unwarranted bowel movements.
Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2001 12:34 pm
by Aegis
May you never wash floors in a non-ventilated room with multiple cleaners, and be attacked by the brand name mascots.
Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2001 1:04 pm
by Bloodstalker
May you never be woken from a dream involving you, Pam Anderson, Kobe Tai, and Jenna Jameson, only to roll over and find a Rosanne Barr look alike.
Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2001 1:13 pm
by Ned Flanders
May the IRS never knock on your door wearing only a space helmet and a french tickler.
Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2001 1:15 pm
by Ned Flanders
@ Aegis,
As long as the congrats are going out.
May we congratulate you on 4000 posts
Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2001 1:18 pm
by Ned Flanders
May your diet never consist of gopher and gopher.
Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2001 1:45 pm
by Sailor Saturn
May you never get stuck sitting between two 300lb men(or women) who haven't taken a bath in 20 years.
Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2001 1:53 pm
by fable
May your path be ever smooth, and may you never receive a visit from a large man named Vito at two in the morning.
Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2001 2:06 pm
by Ned Flanders
May you not join a cult promising happy life only to find your the next victim on the sacrificial list.
Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2001 2:11 pm
by Craig
May you never have to jump out of a plane with only you finger nails attached with stroneg rope(that give me shiver)
Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2001 2:13 pm
by Sailor Saturn
Originally posted by Ned Flanders:
<STRONG>May you not join a cult promising happy life only to find your the next victim on the sacrificial list.</STRONG>
May you never be disappointed by the method of sacrifice should you join a cult promising happy life only to find you're the next victim on the sacrficial list.
Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2001 2:25 pm
by Ned Flanders
@ all spammers: May you never be forced to post while wearing mittens.
Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2001 2:27 pm
by Sailor Saturn
Originally posted by Ned Flanders:
<STRONG>@ all spammers: May you never be forced to post while wearing mittens.</STRONG>
Sounds like fun!
@fellow spammers: May you never have to lurk! *shudders at the thought*
Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2001 2:48 pm
by Aegis
May you never fear meeting Gruntboy and Waverly in person!
Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2001 2:53 pm
by Craig
Imposible!
May you never have fire ant eggs implanted into your brain