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Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2001 8:59 am
by Gwalchmai
Originally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG>I'd be a rooster with a whole bunch of chickens in my coop :D

Just think, you'd be a hit with all the chicks, annoy the hell out of the humans with a morning crow call and be able to strut around the place all day like you owned it! :D
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Growing up, we raised chickens. My Dad would always kill the roosters as soon as they were old enough to crow. You don't need roosters to get eggs from the hens! (A metaphor for life, maybe?) :eek:

Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2001 10:02 am
by Craig
Poler bear top of the food chain so i don't get killed

Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2001 10:11 am
by dragon wench
Poler bear top of the food chain so i don't get killed
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Er, I do believe that the Inuit and other people living in the North are generally happy to do in polar bears. If you're looking to stay on top of the food chain you'll have to stick with human.

Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2001 7:05 pm
by C Elegans
@Dragonwench and Craig: I can confirm people at Northen Greenland eat polar bears in the winter, when the pack ice streches too far for fishing and seal hunting. (I haven't eaten polar bear, but brown bear is quite good.)

Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2001 9:06 pm
by msdogg
laugh if you guys want, but i would like to be a dolphin. :eek: i see them all the time at work and they seem to have so much fun. :D


[EDIT]-ARGH! this is Leedogg, i forgot to log my wife out! i made her first post! :eek: she's gonna be p*ssed! :(

[ 06-27-2001: Message edited by: msdogg ]

Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2001 9:09 pm
by Vehemence
We wont laugh. :)

Besides, dolphins are the only other species on the planet, besides humans, that have sex for fun :D

I'd say they're pretty cool too :) I still want to be that rooster... just not on Gwalchmai's farm!!! :eek: :eek: :D :p

Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2001 9:36 pm
by leedogg
Originally posted by Vehemence:
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<snip>dolphins are the only other species on the planet, besides humans, that have sex for fun :D

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i read that too! :D

Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2001 2:37 am
by Mr Sleep
i'd heard about that dolphin thing as well, funny that :)

Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2001 2:49 am
by C Elegans
Originally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG>Besides, dolphins are the only other species on the planet, besides humans, that have sex for fun :D </STRONG>
Oh no, there are many other species than humans and dolphins. For instance, take a look at the Dwarf chimps, they have sex most of their waking hours. :)

Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2001 4:57 am
by leedogg
Originally posted by C Elegans:
<STRONG><SNIP>take a look at the Dwarf chimps, they have sex most of their waking hours. :) </STRONG>
i was gonna change my vote, but i think i'll stay with the dolphin. :D at times i've had the pleasure of the sex all day for a few days, i know this sounds crazy but i get bored with it then. :eek: too much of anything(except money) gets old quickly.

Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2001 5:04 am
by Mr Sleep
Shouldn't that be makes you get old quicker? :)

Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2001 5:12 am
by leedogg
Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
<STRONG>Shouldn't that be makes you get old quicker? :) </STRONG>
this could apply also. :D although some will argue it keeps you young. ;)

Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2001 5:15 am
by Mr Sleep
Depends on if your taking certain (v) drugs to help it.... :D

Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2001 5:43 am
by Vehemence
Originally posted by C Elegans:
<STRONG>Oh no, there are many other species than humans and dolphins. For instance, take a look at the Dwarf chimps, they have sex most of their waking hours. :) </STRONG>
Really? Cool... didn't know that. I guess this constitues my "learn something every day" for today :D :)

I'm still stickin' with the rooster! :D Although that sex for most of their waking hours thing is a real tempter ;)

Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2001 5:47 am
by leedogg
Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
<STRONG>Depends on if your taking certain (v) drugs to help it.... :D </STRONG>
ROTFLMAO! :D :D the WONDER PILL! :D

V's crowing "a [edit] or two 'll do!" (say it quickly) :rolleyes: shall the flames roll! :eek:

[ 06-28-2001: Message edited by: leedogg ]

Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2001 5:54 am
by Mr Sleep
:D :D

Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2001 6:06 am
by Vehemence
Originally posted by leedogg:
<STRONG>V's crowing "a c*ck or two 'll do!" (say it quickly) :rolleyes: shall the flames roll! :eek: </STRONG>
That's nasty! Not even gonna flame you in response to that one! :D I'm just gonna let you feel all guilty ;)

Um... you feeling guilty yet? No... ah come on!!! Just a little? Sheesh, maybe I need the girls of this board to teach me the finer points of making people feel guilty ;) :D

Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2001 6:08 am
by Georgi
LOL@Veh you could try, but I don't think it'll work so well for you... :rolleyes: :D

Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2001 6:10 am
by leedogg
there V', the guilt just wrecked me! see if thats better! :D :D


gotta go for a while, my wifes trying to call.

[ 06-28-2001: Message edited by: leedogg ]

Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2001 6:16 am
by Vehemence
Originally posted by Georgi:
<STRONG>LOL@Veh you could try, but I don't think it'll work so well for you... :rolleyes: :D </STRONG>
Lemme guess, I need poutier lips? :D