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Originally posted by Darkpoet:
<STRONG>How about a discussion on how many chips are in a chocolate chip cookie? </STRONG>

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You call that a disclaimer??? This is a disclaimer!

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I could conquer the world with a disclaimer like that Vehemence.

Objects in Mirror are closer then they appear.

Originally posted by Kayless:
<STRONG>I could conquer the world with a disclaimer like that Vehemence. </STRONG>

Whose to say I haven't already?

Originally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG>Whose to say I haven't already? </STRONG>

I see you are still all talk...

Originally posted by Flagg:
<STRONG>I see you are still all talk... </STRONG>

Like there's any difference between the two of you

All talk? You believe what you want to believe

Brink, theres one essential difference between Captain Flagg and myself... my pickup lines are better!

@V, WHAT?! LMAO Oh come on. Please stop.

Darkpoet: Your willing to say you think Flagg's pickup lines are better than mine???

Ok Flagg, how much did you pay him!

Looks like we're gonna need Chrissy as a referee here

Flagg and Vehemence-ROTFLMAO @ the both of you

Originally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG>Looks like we're gonna need Chrissy as a referee here </STRONG>

LMFAO... Now, that would be most interesting...

No V, you are both bad. LOL just joking.

Chrissy as a referee, that would be something to see.

Originally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG>You call that a disclaimer??? This is a disclaimer! </STRONG>

This is bizarre !!! Are you with the FBI ???

Hmmm... flagg and me with bad pickup lines, Chrissy as a referee, this gives me an idea!

*Posts a sign saying no bad pickup lines within a 40 yard radius*

Alternatively we could have a bad pikup line competition But i think that's been done before