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Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2001 6:31 am
by Ubik
OK, boys and girls, here is the updated version of the cast for our film.
Antonio Banderas as Ubik
Tom Hanks as Weasel
Brad Pit as Mr Sleep
Anthony Hopkins as Anatres
Jim Carrey as Gruntboy
Jim Carrey as ms Sleep
Anna Paquin as Chrissy
(you know any well known young and kinda looking intellectual Japanese actress???) as Minerva
Hugh Jackman as Waverly
Jason Biggs (american pie) as Melosh tar
Samuel Jackson Omar
Any other who want to join the cast? And any suggestions about the title?
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You are all... Weasels!
Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2001 6:32 am
by Mr Sleep
Yeah you could be the forgotten man/sheep who attacks people who ignore him
Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2001 6:33 am
by Ubik
Originally posted by Weasel:
The fellow who played Darth Maul as Weasel
(Yea if I could jump around like that fellow...I would conquer the world. )
nope Weasel, Tom Hanks REALLY wants your role. He senses another uncle Oscar coming
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You are all... Weasels!
Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2001 6:34 am
by Mr Sleep
The Spam Killer : Revenge of the Sheep
Squeal Sheepy
And what are those wellies for?
[This message has been edited by Mr Sleep (edited 03-07-2001).]
Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2001 6:38 am
by Weasel
LMAO.....ok
Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2001 6:40 am
by BlackSheep
Great idea i will be the main actor!!!
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Baaaaaaad luck!!!
Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2001 6:41 am
by Ubik
I think we should make a slight change to the script. It is not one but TWO serial killers. I shall explain:
Brief summary:
- The guy A (let's call him "Omar") spams around in gamebanshee, indicating his twisted thoughts.
a newcomer comes in (guy B, let's call him Blacksheep) and they get involved in some way (common interests they share? like love for sheep? dunno, something like that) then they both get crazy and start locating the spammer-fellows from the SYM forum (one of those two becomes moderator so they locate the IP then there is some hacking involved - you know the way those things occur) then they trace them down and kill them one by one in some really horibble ways.
Any other suggestions?
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You are all... Weasels!
Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2001 6:41 am
by Mr Sleep
Yeah we can give him an Oscar for acting **** and being in an awful movie and still seeming nice and pleasent.
PS i hate the guy!
Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2001 6:43 am
by Mr Sleep
They have to have a sexual angle
Oh pass the virtual vasiline
Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2001 6:44 am
by Mr Sleep
Got to be Blackmail Pictures
Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2001 6:49 am
by Ubik
Actually, I imagine this a triangle...
he, he and the sheep
LMGDFAOTIH
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You are all... Weasels!
Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2001 6:51 am
by Ubik
now... how did this happen???
[This message has been edited by Ubik (edited 03-07-2001).]
Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2001 6:59 am
by BlackSheep
Originally posted by Melosh-tar:
Mike Meyers as Flagg. (He could be Dr. Evil)
or miny me
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Baaaaaaad luck!!!
Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2001 7:03 am
by Ubik
We should cast
Salma Hayek (she could act as... let's say... my wife
)
Liz Hurley (find the lady a role!)
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You are all... Weasels!
Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2001 7:08 am
by Waverly
@Ubik: Can I have retractable admantite claws?
Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2001 7:12 am
by BlackSheep
Originally posted by Waverly:
@Ubik: Can I have retractable admantite claws?
and I will need shortsword of backstabing
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Baaaaaaad luck!!!