Gruntboy's Boudoir

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Thu Jul 12, 2001 2:43 pm

True enough.

vixen · Post by **vixen** » Thu Jul 12, 2001 3:48 pm

Originally posted by Gruntboy:

Oh and chocolates served by Gruntboy clad in skintight shorts.

Hmm...I was tempted for a minute till I read this line.

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Sat Jul 14, 2001 11:18 am

You gave me a very very bad mental image

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Sat Jul 14, 2001 9:11 pm

"AH, MY MINNION GRUNTBOY DOES HIS WORK WELL. THIS PLACE IS A BASTION OF PERVERSION AND TWISTED INTENT! MUWAHAHAHAHA!!!"

"Oh Lord in Heaven! Hallowed be thy name! Only with your help can we defeat this vile evil! We must call upon, The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!!"

*Cracks open a Bible* "Armaments Chapter Two: verses 9-27. And Saint Attila raised the Holy Hand Grenade up on high saying, "Oh Lord, Bless us this Holy Hand Grenade, and with it smash our enemies to tiny bits." And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs, and stoats, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and lima beans..."

"Skip a bit, brother."

"Right then. And the Lord spake, saying: "First, shalt thou take out the holy pin. Then shalt thou count to three. No more, no less. *Three* shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. *Four* shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is RIGHT OUT. Once the number three, being the third number be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

"Amen."

"NOOOOOOOOOO!!! I CANNOT BE DEFEATED!" *BOOM*

And the peasants rejoiced.

[ 07-14-2001: Message edited by: Kayless ]

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Sat Jul 14, 2001 9:47 pm

Kayless: The Master of Animations

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Sat Jul 14, 2001 10:00 pm

I try

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Sun Jul 15, 2001 6:54 am

My eyes... must run

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Tue Nov 20, 2001 10:24 am

I've said it before, and I'll say it again... THIS IS SOME SCARY SH!T!!!

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Wed Nov 21, 2001 2:37 am

ROFLMAO

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Wed Nov 21, 2001 4:57 am

Originally posted by Kayless:
I've said it before, and I'll say it again... THIS IS SOME SCARY SH!T!!!

It's founded by Gruntboy. What do you expect?

He'd be dissapointed if you weren't scared...

pict · Post by **pict** » Wed Nov 21, 2001 7:06 pm

where are the babes?

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Wed Nov 21, 2001 7:10 pm

Aha! A new member!

Welcome here pict

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Wed Nov 21, 2001 7:32 pm

Muwhahahaha!

*Erh*
Yes... Excuse me... Welcome Pict!

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Wed Nov 21, 2001 7:37 pm

Shh, Aegis, don't scare him away!

@Pict: Ehrm, and what is a sweet little new user such as youself doing in a place like this?

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Wed Nov 21, 2001 7:45 pm

sorry...

fable · Post by **fable** » Wed Nov 21, 2001 7:45 pm

Better check his ID. It could be anybody in disguise--one of Waverly's sheep, DP, or even Grunt, himself. That moustache looks fake, and his shepherd's staff is plastic.

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Wed Nov 21, 2001 7:48 pm

Originally posted by pict:
where are the babes?

Here's one:

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Wed Nov 21, 2001 7:50 pm

Scary... very scary...

Azeroth · Post by **Azeroth** » Wed Nov 21, 2001 7:55 pm

Originally posted by Gruntboy:
Enter, ladies, and be prepared for a world of ecstatic delights.

Tired of pubs, patios and parlours? Want to cut straight to the chase - pleasure? Look no further.

Soft lighting, scented candles, silk sheets and romantic make-out music. Gruntboy's Boudoir is resplendent as it is decadent.

Oh and chocolates served by Gruntboy clad in skintight shorts.

For $1 million, even the guys can get some.

I must tell Katie about this place. Oh, she will be so excited.

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Thu Nov 22, 2001 4:57 am

Leave the newbie alone!!!

Sailor Saturn - you're one sick puppy, darlin'.