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T'lame-o, you b!tch. You toss monkeys off like you were rolling around in a barrel with Waverly (the tomato fondler) and a family of Racoons.

Just remember Dp..You'll always be older than I am though *throws boot polish at Dps back*

At least he didn't mention the nuns.

Originally posted by Gruntboy:
<STRONG>T'lame-o, you b!tch. You toss monkeys off like you were rolling around in a barrel with Waverly (the tomato fondler) and a family of Racoons.

</STRONG>

ROTFLMAO I smell smoke, throws a bucket of water on T.

Nah. I think T's too classy a lady to respond to something as low as that, right T?

T--what are you doing with that duct tape?

And you, DP, you eggy-smelling, Calvin Kline Underwear sniffing, Swan-paddling buffoon. Your arse itches like your ex-boyfriend put chili powder in the lubricant.



<I feel like flames - anyone noticed? >

Fable, you , you, um... I can't think of anything nasty to say.

You're verbose.

And good morning to you too Grunt May a thousand syphilitic camels spit in your cous cous You'd know all about monkey tossing too wouldn't you?

I consider myself taped and corked.

ROFL.

I'm also off so feel free to call me behind my back.

LOL

T, he has tossed so many monkeys (in public, no less) that his friends manage a concession renting umbrellas to anyone passing within twenty feet. To those that refuse the umbrellas, they usually furnish a priest afterwards who performs exorcisms at cost.

Okay, so I *am* a little verbose.

@Grunty, Well hello, you marine fondling, pig humping, goat rapist.

edit:
Sorry for intruding...

[ 07-10-2001: Message edited by: Gwalchmai ]

Originally posted by Lainy:
Lost: One male Great Dane. Tan in color, with shaved underbelly. Answers to the name of Cupid. Last seen wearing red mittens duct taped to all 4 paws.
Reward: $1 and 10,000 kisses.

OMG
Quick, Grunt, write a Haiku about Lainy and her canine companion

[ 07-10-2001: Message edited by: Waverly ]

@ Waverly Quit posting pics of your girlfriend May a lovesick walrus appear in your shower

Gwalchmai avers:
Uh, Fable? I think you are confusing spamming with defecation. Intentional, perhaps?

My post expressed my views, but deliberately couched in the lingo of old American "medicine shows," since, for some reason, I had the Wizard of Oz on my brain, today. Every medicine cured and helped everything, from cleaning the sinuses to lubricating the intestines. (At that time, they didn't separate it into large and small intestines, and the colon was patiently awaiting its rise to fame and fortune.)

Casual conversation isn't defecation. It's music.

since, for some reason, I had the Wizard of Oz on my brain, today

Uh oh, he's been lurking in our threads. No doubt the antispam request in the topic heading caused massive internal pressure as he tried to resist the temptation to add spam.

Originally posted by dragon wench:
<STRONG>Uh oh, he's been lurking in our threads. No doubt the antispam request in the topic heading caused massive internal pressure as he tried to resist the temptation to add spam. </STRONG>

Yep, cos there's never any spam in our thread. Nonono. Not any. Ever.

EXPRESSIONS FOR WOMEN ON HIGH STRESS DAYS

1. You - Off my planet.
2. Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?
3. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
4. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
5. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be.......?
6. I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 30 years.
7. Allow me to introduce myselves.
8. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
9. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
10. I'm just working here until a good fast-food job opens up.
11. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
12. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you weren't
asleep.
13. I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one.
14. How many times do I have to flush before you go away?
15. I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?
16. You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.
17. Can I trade this job for what's behind door # 2?
18. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
19. Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done.
20. Earth is full. Go Home!
21. Is it time for your medication or mine?
22. How do I set a laser printer to stun?
23. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
24. I don't have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem.
25. I don't get mad, I get even.

@DP, I take it you've known people like this?

@Fable, Some one just emailed it to me. But, I have heard all of them.