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Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 3:20 pm
by Damuna_Nova
Go for two.
Besides, your number one was a far greater reason.

Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 3:20 pm
by shana
DN9. You don't!!
F9. Waiting on slow posters.
Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 3:23 pm
by Lestat
D.8. Buckshot
F.8. Watch grass grow.
Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 3:25 pm
by JonIrenicus
D 7. By mocking it
F 7. Going to an "amusement" park
Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 3:27 pm
by shana
D6. Poison birdseed.
F6. Watching a broken TV.
Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 3:29 pm
by Damuna_Nova
D5. Tell it how it's stock is doing
F5. Lurk GB all day
Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 3:30 pm
by Darzog
D4. Slow boil with oinion, garlic and pepper to taste.
F4. Golf on TV.
Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 3:43 pm
by Dragon Reborn
D3.Fire Breath
F3.church
Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 4:52 pm
by EvilBelgian
DN2. Make it read "How to kill a mockingbird"
F2. Education
Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 1:44 pm
by Fiona
Dn#1. Take it to Belgium, apparently
F#1. The Mole ( thunderbird 2 pod vehicle)
Top 10 things heard a an amateur magicians' convention
#10. "Pick a card, any card....not that one, idiot
Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 2:11 pm
by shana
9. Watch me as I pull a rabbit out of my........oops!
Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 6:32 am
by Lasher
8. anybody got a 20$ bill?
Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 7:19 am
by Damuna_Nova
7. Tada! Wait...those aren't pigeons...
Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 8:50 am
by EvilBelgian
6. I can't make your watch reappear. For some reason no magician is willing to teach me.
Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 12:41 pm
by Darzog
5. Can I have a volunteer from the audience? Yes, Diana.... uh, I mean 'you there'... come on stage please.
Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 3:17 pm
by slade
4: I could of swore thats how the manuel said you had to saw the person in half.....I dont know what happened....its only a flesh wound after all
Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 11:14 pm
by Lasher
what is love?!?!?! baby dont hurt me dont hurt me, no more.
spam
Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 11:53 pm
by TonyMontana1638
3. *cough* Turn the smoke... *cough* Turn the smoke machine off Fabian!
Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 9:35 am
by JonIrenicus
2. *Abara kadabra* Hey it worked this time, I mean... of course it did.
Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 2:32 am
by EvilBelgian
1. Hand me the trick swo--, real sword that is.
Top ten Quotes out of a Quentin Tarantino movie
(one at a time will suffice)
10. Hamburgers, the cornerstone of any nutricious breakfast.