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Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 1:20 pm
by shana
9. Please take me off your calling list!

Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 1:44 pm
by Dragon Reborn
8.*grunt*

Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 1:46 pm
by JonIrenicus
7. My son is on fire, can I call you later? :laugh:

Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 1:49 pm
by Darzog
[QUOTE=JonIrenicus]7. My son is on fire, can I call you make later? :laugh:[/QUOTE]
VERY NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 2:04 pm
by Fiona
6. I have won a prize? Oh that is wonderful. I am so excited. Do you know I think I will spend the prize on double glazing. You wouldn't happen to know anyone....? You would? Wow this is my lucky day!

Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 2:12 pm
by Dragon Reborn
5.how am I doing? HOW AM I DOING? MY WIFE LEFT ME, I LOST MY JOB, IM BEING EVICTED...IM JUST GOING TO END IT ALL NOW!!! *gunshot in background*

Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 2:21 pm
by JonIrenicus
[QUOTE=Darzog]VERY NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/QUOTE]

An old friend of mine used to say that when pranking the teleos. When they call back, "Is your son ok?" So funny and mean :devil:

Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 2:25 pm
by shana
4. Let your toddler answer!

Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 2:30 pm
by Lestat
3. Central Intelligence Agency, Operations Desk speaking, how may I help you?

Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 2:32 pm
by JonIrenicus
2. IRS, How may we help you today? :laugh:

Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 2:53 pm
by Dragon Reborn
1.nude :p

Top ten reasons to kill your spouse/mate/partner

10.whining about defending them...*grumble grumble*

9.Getting their socal securety checks! :p

Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 2:53 pm
by Chimaera182
8.) They always hogged the covers.

Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 2:57 pm
by Darzog
7. They squeeze the toothpaste from the middle of the tube! :mad:

Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 2:59 pm
by JonIrenicus
6. Ran out of *all* sexual positions :laugh:

Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 3:00 pm
by Lestat
5. Necrophilia

Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 3:00 pm
by Fiona
4. He put your whisk somewhere obscure

Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 3:03 pm
by shana
3. Your gerbils keep disappearing.

Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 3:09 pm
by JonIrenicus
2. He hid your "little helpers" :p

Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 3:15 pm
by Damuna_Nova
1. They suggested that you move in with your in-laws

Top Ten ways to kill a mockingbird. :p

Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 3:16 pm
by Fiona
1.She is Margaret Thatcher

Top 10 most boring things

10. Watching paint after it is dry


Oops. Ninja'd. Two or I withdraw?

Dn 10. Don't laugh at its jokes