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Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 5:04 pm
by Greg.
10) Ninja style
9) Pretend you are a member of staff doing an additional show... Dress up as a character from the film for this...
Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 5:08 pm
by Damuna_Nova
[QUOTE=GregtheSleeper]9) Pretend you are a member of staff doing an additional show... Dress up as a character from the film for this...[/QUOTE]
That sounds like a way to sneak
in to a movie theatre.
Which is illegal,
Greg.
Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 5:13 pm
by Greg.
[QUOTE=Damuna_Nova]Which is illegal,
Greg.
[/QUOTE]
I never condoned such behaviour. Acting like that could get you banned...
Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 5:16 pm
by Damuna_Nova
8. Crawl
Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 5:48 pm
by JonIrenicus
7. Casting the spell invisible of course
Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 6:55 pm
by Bloodstalker
6. walk out backwards while waving hello to everyone.
Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 9:25 pm
by shana
Why would you want to sneak OUT of a theater??
Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 9:28 pm
by Damuna_Nova
There's a few reasons, like getting out of a bad date or an embarrassing situation.
Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 9:31 pm
by shana
Oh, in that case...
5. Fake a cell phone call (its on vibrate, of course), and apologize, as you leave, about the terrible (fake) news you just received.
Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 7:54 am
by Ravager
4. Point out a fire (that you probably started) and follow out the crowd.
Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 9:07 am
by Magelord648
3. Say you need the loo. (The easiest way)
Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 9:20 am
by Gunofgod
2. Roll, it's faster than crawl and if done the right way it's more silent aswell (trust me, I know
)
Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 9:43 am
by Fiona
1.Pretend to go to the toilet and lurk until a member of staff goes through the door marked Private. Slip through after and lurk again until that member of staff is alone. Tie them up, gag them, and then swop clothes (do not get distracted at this point). Walk (don't run) out through the staff exit
Top Ten Things You Can Guarantee your Parents Never Did
10. Kept on having children till they got parenting right
Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 9:47 am
by Damuna_Nova
[QUOTE=Fiona](do not get distracted at this point)[/quote]
But it's so tempting...
Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 9:50 am
by Gunofgod
9. participate in the Baltic Chain.
Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 10:14 am
by Chimaera182
8.) Have another kid, to repeat the fantastic success they had with the first.
Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 10:18 am
by Fiona
7. Ask a sibling why they can't be more like you
Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 3:01 pm
by shana
6. IT
Surely I'm adopted!!
Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 3:03 pm
by Fiona
Never had you down as an information technology expert, Shana
Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 3:06 pm
by shana
:laugh: