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@Minerva...Hmmmm how about a 7??

Originally posted by Weasel:
<STRONG>@Minerva...Hmmmm how about a 7?? </STRONG>

Ummm, it's too low for me... Ask Waverly. He may be happy with that.

@Waverly...how's a 7 sound on the Evil chart???

@Weasel I don't have anything to compare too, but it sounds OK.

LOL

@Weasel: you've made some errors with my CHA and evil CHA as they do not seem to balance ech other out nicely. Either one of them is tool ow or the other is too high. My guess is that a CHA of -1 is too low for me simply because i'm not that horrible or ugly!
(girls do not mind to sit next to me in the train for example)

Originally posted by Omar:
<STRONG>(girls do not mind to sit next to me in the train for example)</STRONG>

Yes, but do they really know you?

@Omar...I will let the ladies correct it.

@Omar, you have started another topic area, called What Would You Do If You Could Be the Opposite Gender. I call attention to your opening post, wherein you write, in part:

I would get myself a nice collection of dildo's,vibrators and a good all-male gangbang movie; lie down in my bathtub watching and playing till the tub would be filled with my bodily fluids...

It is my regretable duty to inform you the above comments constitute an automatic -5 to your Charisma rating. You may also have secondary dermatological effects.

I'd suggest that you repent, if I believed in an afterlife based on a rewards/penalty hierarchy, but as I don't, I can only smile and wave, maintaining a considerable distance, and remaining upwind.

[ 05-08-2001: Message edited by: fable ]

ROFL

@fable: I believe Omar has already warned by Buck, so he may not need to wait until his afterlife to see what reward/penulty he would get...

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Weasel.

str. [14]
dex. [25]
int. [1-1]
wis. [1]
char. [1]
evil char. [25]

So you're not very charismatic then, Wave?

Originally posted by vixen:
<STRONG>So you're not very charismatic then, Wave?</STRONG>

Did you just mix up Weasel and Waverly?

Originally posted by Flagg:
<STRONG>Did you just mix up Weasel and Waverly? </STRONG>

Yes. Sorry. Weasel- you're not very charismatic then.

Doc was upset that I didn't include him...
Doc Waverly:
str. 14 - not quite as fit as Waverly
dex. 10 - nor as athletic
int. 22 - All knowing
con. 10 - less robust
wis. 15 - Actually has some, Waverly does not
char. 2 - Less charisma
Evil char. 18 New improved, with more Evil.

Here's Waverly (revised):
str. 17
dex. 15
int. 18
con. 16
wis. 2
char. 17
Evil char. 16

@Waverly: How do we know if we are talking to you or the Doc?

Originally posted by Minerva:
<STRONG>@Waverly: How do we know if we are talking to you or the Doc?</STRONG>

Good question How do I know if I *am* Waverly or the Doc?

Originally posted by Waverly:
<STRONG>Good question How do I know if I *am* Waverly or the Doc? </STRONG>

LOL Ask the Doc. He knows everything...

There's gotta be something in Irenicus that woman can become endeared to, isn't there?
I mean, look at Anomen. For the past four months, I've been reading nothing but "Anomen's a self-righteous dweeb" over and over again. But then the ladies probe deeper into his character and lo and behold! Underneath that self-righteous breastplate they find a heart of purest gold, and then "sigh sigh sigh I take everything back!" Woman! Can't live with them...

Anyway, I'm sure if they were to anatomize Joneleth deeper, they'd come to understand him in the same way as Anomen. Too bad no romance can develop between antagonist and protagonist, eh? That would probably ruin the game. Still, it'd be pretty funny:

Player: "Irenicus, I give you my heart as well as my soul!
Jon: My dear, I only need your soul; you may keep your heart... for now."
Player: "But I insist. You cannot have one without the other."
Jon: But if I take your heart, you will die!
Player: "I don't mean it literally, you dumb earless elf!"
Jon: "Forgive me, my dear. I... I have never been poetic."

Bump for new (and some old) male members to add their stats.