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And the end of that quote: "Tourists love that sort of thing"

Tourists in FR!?

This thread is too good to let die!

I can't believe no one has mentioned the Korgan quote which is randomly triggered when he's in an outdoor forest setting:

It's been a while for me to remember, but the jist is:

*Korgan grumbles under his breath*
"Hmm, nuttin but a place for tree-huggin berry-eatin pointy-eared softies. Hrmmff! Might as well lock the lot 'o them in a box and burn it."

Would love to see the exact quote again, if someone with an infinity editor can retrieve it.

How long would Korgan and Aerie play together before one left the party? Surely not long enough to get to Planar Sphere.

ToB, ANomen and Imoen.

(Starting from the middle.)

"Imoen: Well, a full hundred of them marched all solemn-like up to Candlekeep about ten years aho, all to donate a single book to the monks. Did you know that?

Anomen: No, but it sounds like something the Order might do, depending on the book.

Imoen: It was a big book, as I recall. I stole into the archive to look at it... did you know it had all sorts of pictures of naked men and women? Total filth! I'm surprised the Order even had something like that.

Another for Minsc

I know he keeps getting mentioned in this thread but he really does get some great lines.
Heard a new one (or one I just don't remember hearing before) last night. Minsc took a couple of nasty backstabs from the "Rune Assasins" under the tanner's shop. He was down to about 10 hit points and said something along the line of, "I must get help soon, Boo is too young to avenge to me!"

A really funny quote which I can't remember is when you take Minsc to see the play in the Five Flagons. It's easily missed because the NPCs stop walking once the play starts and often don't get close enough to reply. If anyone can find it, his reaction is priceless.

Another one I like is when that womanizing elf tries to hit on Edwina, but sometimes I think the best quotes were in the original:

Merchant: Who are you?
Me: I am Foolio Displasius, destroyer of the Seven Suns! Raaghh!
Merchant: It'll take more than a few foolios to destroy the Seven Suns.

and

Guard: You! What are you doing in the Silvershield estate?!
Me: I don't know.

Minsc in the Five Flagons

Catterick,

I remember the one I think you are referring to. After the crowd boos (no pun intented) the actors off stage, Minsc makes some type of comment asking why the play is ending and something along the order of how "he was caught up in the story" and how "great a drama it was". Too funny, and sooo Minsc-like.

If you click the bartender few times he says: "I gotta stop dipping in to me own ale"

Three of my favorites come from merchants/innkeepers:
"Never had rats, no siree"
"I love money...yes, I do"
And my favorite (and the rarest) you hear him mumble something and then he says " I hate those money grubbin scum"
"

Another of my fovorite lines is from BGI ....
"Korax thinks you look very tasty today..."
Kagain is also funny to listen to.

"To end, like THIS"

By yours truely :laugh: