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Dp doesn't know a song!? i don't believe it!

Kramor- your gonna leave me in the dust, i do believe! congrats!

*Loner takes her guitar onto the stage and begins to sing:*

Yesterday in old Fall River Mr. Andrew Borden died
And they got his daughter Lizzie on a charge of homicide
Some folks say she didn't do it and others say "of course she did!"
But they all agree Miss Lizzie B. was a problem kind of kid

'Cause you can't chop your papa up in Massachusetts
Not even if it's planned as a surprise
No you can't chop your papa up in Massachusetts
You know how neighbors love to criticize

Now she got him on the sofa where he'd gone to take a snooze
And I hope he went to heaven, 'cause he wasn't wearin' shoes (huh??...)
Lizzie kinda rearranged him
with a hatchet, so they say
Then she got her mother in that same old-fashioned way

But you can't chop your mama up in Massachusetts
Not even if you're tired of her cuisine
No you can't chop your mama up in Massachusetts
You know it's almost sure to cause a scene

Well they really kept her hoppin' all that busy afternoon
With both down- and upstairs choppin'
while she humemd a ragtime tune
They really made her hustle and when all was said & done
She'd removed her mother's bustle when she wasn't wearin' one

Oh you can't chop your mama up in Massachusetts
And then blame all the damage on the mice
No you can't chop your mama up in Massachusetts
That kind of thing just isn't very nice

Now it wasn't done for pleasure, and it wasn't done for spite
And it wasn't done because the lady wasn't very bright.
Y'see she'd always done the slightest thing that mom & papa bid
They told her "Lizzie, cut it out!"
SO THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT SHE DID!!

But oh you can't chop your papa up in Masssachusetts
And then get dressed and go out for a walk
No you can't chop your papa up in Massachusetts
Massachusetts is a far cry from New York!!

Oh no you can't chop your papa up in Massachusetts
(Jump like a fish, jump like a porpoise, all join hands in habeas corpus!!)
Can't chop your papa up in Massachusetts
(Such a snob, I've heard it said she met her pa and cut him dead!)
Can't chop your papa up in Massachusetts
(Shut the door and lock & latch it, here comes Lizzie with a brand new hatchet!!)
Can't chop your papa up in Massachusetts
Massachusetts is a far cry from New York!!!

OK Loner, i'll be keeping an eye on you!

@leedogg:

hi anybody up here??????

if so i liked a big cup a (very) strong coffie, i must get trough the day some how right

Dude: This is a self service Inn. I fired the hired help last week due to incompetencies.

Please make use of our fully equipped Karaoke facilities too

ok thnx Vehemence
good help is hard to find these days ain't it??

[ 06-14-2001: Message edited by: TheDude ]

Hiya people - wazzup?

Dude: Ah the days when Chrissy, Alexia and I would serve drinks in Brinks absense!

Spandax: Heya!

hi xan
'sup ??

Hiya you 2 - are you all that SYM can present at this hour - tsk tsk tsk

i think so maybe they all need to see the sleeping problems topic
for some nice staying up tips

but i have to go now sorry
see y'all later

See you Dude

Originally posted by Xandax:
<STRONG>Hiya you 2 - are you all that SYM can present at this hour - tsk tsk tsk </STRONG>

Well I'm outta here for a while, so your left with the dude.

Se you V.

So now I'm left alone - *sob*, oh well, I'm used to it

*looks around deserted pub decides to come back later*

Nooooooooooooo - I'm still here - and I'm bored

Hi Xandax