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*sniff* the college sank to the second page... well this boozer ain't lettin that happen.

Consider this a bump for perversion, corruption, debauchery and world domination . Just need a valid topic of spam .

So uhh, how is everyone? Still being perverse ?

Oh wow, in my frustrated/drunk/sick state the last few days I've neglected my plot to tak...*coughs* I mean college.

My thanks for saving it.

Aye, perversion abounded earlier today. Browse the Citadel and the Leather and Lace Cafe if you feel the need to be sure.

I just haven't felt up to lesson's being sick the past few days. I should get back to that with a lesson for today.

[QUOTE=Magrus]Oh wow, in my frustrated/drunk/sick state the last few days I've neglected my plot to tak...*coughs* I mean college.

My thanks for saving it.

Aye, perversion abounded earlier today. Browse the Citadel and the Leather and Lace Cafe if you feel the need to be sure.

I just haven't felt up to lesson's being sick the past few days. I should get back to that with a lesson for today.
[/QUOTE]

...and they say CELL PHONES are dangerous on the road.

You know what truly amazes me about your daily musings: they're so eloquently written, yet discuss such, well perverse things

Perhaps you should take an oath of abstinence and become a theologian and discuss much deeper, arcane and boring subjects . "St. Magrus The Leather Clad", I imagine some mad hippie flower child cult might decide to follow you

Benedictine monks are the best. I realised that I will eventually find myself in one of their monastic orders when I was very young... among other peaceful and harmonious things, a benedictine monk will be expected to aid in the vineyards and wine production/consumption. Spending my twilight years up in a belltower in Tuscany, my robes billowing open to young Italian temptresses. I will cry forth to the heavens gurgling on homebrewed vermouth...

It doesn't sound too bad you know

Aye, throwing those into the mix is a death wish. Not to mention unbearably awkward for whomever is on the other end of the line.

@Denethorn, why thank you. I try, I really do.

I've thought about truly opening a school and doing lesson's you know. Some things can only be taught hand's-on though, and honestly...I foresee problem's there.

Memories of an ex too shy to go to a "novelty shop" came back to me today. Ah, the whining after that bright idea really grated on my nerves.

[QUOTE=Magrus] Memories of an ex too shy to go to a "novelty shop" came back to me today. Ah, the whining after that bright idea really grated on my nerves. [/QUOTE]

Hot dogs don't, either, nor bananas - they fall apart.

No, no they don't. Popcicles work wonder's for short term fun, and I've been told pickles do too, although never tried it myself. If the girl's enjoyed it though, has to be true.

Well, everyone is leaving the house so it will be empty but I've no way to get to the liqour store tonight. *sobs* The injustice of it all!

Goddamn thats harsh (the liquor situation and the lesson of the day )

Don't you have any emergency backup supply beverages?

A few shots of SoCo, and 3 *sighs* Wine Cooler's. It's a sad day. I need a ride to the liqour store! I have $100 in my pocket but no ride!

Walk?

It will be a jobby craddling the booze back to the pad, but you can lighten the load on the way

It's a 2 hour walk each way, no way that's happening. I've thought of it, seriously. Then I think of the 2 hour walk BACK, with nothing to do but carry a bottle or two of alcohol. Yeah, 2 hours CARRYING alcohol. No way that bottle will be containing any alcohol by the time I arrive home, if I don't end up tipped over in some field somewhere instead.

It's a two-fer!



My younger brother's over, crashed on the couch with a beer between his legs. Poor little bugger worked all day and got drunk on the way over.

Now I'm full of booze and wired with no one to keep me company!

BEER!


Perhaps not the greatest place to post this as there is an exclusive liquor drinker on this forum

Awesome song.

Need a lesson don't I?

So Sayeth the wise Magrus.

The question is... which booze to stock up on . Does one follow efficiency and stock up on tequila, navy rums and other breeds of a ridiculously high alcohol content? Or follow the taste buds and go for booze of a lesser toxic quality.

(and I absolutely love "It's not the end of the world, you just need to crack another bottle open.", I'm stashing that one in the memory banks of great quotes )

Ah, a mixture is best. Just in case you must save some scared and frightened female's.

Indeed, as a well prepared booze hound must save females that reek of sobriety and fear.

Better to reek of booze than fear in my book.

[QUOTE=Denethorn]So Sayeth the wise Magrus.

The question is... which booze to stock up on . Does one follow efficiency and stock up on tequila, navy rums and other breeds of a ridiculously high alcohol content? Or follow the taste buds and go for booze of a lesser toxic quality.

(and I absolutely love "It's not the end of the world, you just need to crack another bottle open.", I'm stashing that one in the memory banks of great quotes )[/QUOTE]


I always went for cheap when i was younger. It took a lot more to get me drunk back then, and money was tight, so I drank the nasty stuff no one else would

But I suggest a steady diet of Turkey.