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[QUOTE=dragon wench]Whenever I read things like this I'm reminded of how grateful I am that Aegis lives more or less on the other side of the country from me! [/QUOTE]

Amen! It's funny how certain parts of Canada are like completely different places. There's the Yukon, NW Territories, and Nunavut. Then there's the West. Then there's Ontario. Also Quebec. The Martimes. And Newfoundland. All are so different. It's no wonder why Buzzy slipped past the border with Aegis undetected.....

I was personally more worried as to how Aegis slipped into the US

[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]I was personally more worried as to how Aegis slipped into the US [/QUOTE]Indeed! Aegis is a prime example of why you guys need to tighten up border controls If only you could see the havoc and devastation he's already wrought upon this side of it!

I think we should just annex Canada and be done with it.

I don't know...we'd get Aegis in the deal.....

[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]I don't know...we'd get Aegis in the deal..... [/QUOTE]Then again... we'd get Weasel!

[QUOTE=dragon wench]Then again... we'd get Weasel! [/QUOTE]

I'd take that trade

[quote="Bloodstalker]I don't know...we'd get Aegis in the deal..... [/quote][QUOTE=dragon wench]Then again... we'd get Weasel! [/QUOTE]
Sounds like Canada should be begging[/i"] to join us...

But you guys get Shatner....and Glen Clark, the premier who spent tax money on casinos....and Gorden Campbell, the premier who always DUI's....and Lucien Bouchard, the crazed former Quebecois leader who wants a seperate nation for Quebec....and the Rhino Party, who wanted Canada to be shaped like a Rhino....and Jean Chretien and his crazy accent....and think of all the plantlife you'd be getting....and you'd be getting our lumberjacks....and you'll get our icy wasteland up north.....

And of course you'd get my "bones".....

@ The Z,
don't forget about the Marijuana Party!

You know a few months ago we actually stopped to let Gordon Campbell cross the street... what a missed opportunity that was!

Any party that wants to pay down the national debt with an American Express card (so, the Rhino party) would be deserving of my vote any day.

[QUOTE=dragon wench]
You know a few months ago we actually stopped to let Gordon Campbell cross the street... what a missed opportunity that was! [/QUOTE]

No charges would be laid either

[QUOTE=The Z]No charges would be laid either [/QUOTE]Indeed, we only would have needed to claim we'd been out drinking Maui Wowies....

[QUOTE=dragon wench]Indeed, we only would have needed to claim we'd been out drinking Maui Wowies....
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Does that have any labrodor in it?

[QUOTE=dragon wench]Indeed, we only would have needed to claim we'd been out drinking Maui Wowies....
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That's a drink?

[QUOTE=Ned Flanders]That's a drink?[/QUOTE]Sorry, I should have explained further

The said Premier, Gordon Campbell, was arrested in Hawaii for drunk driving some time ago. At that point various restaurants and bars in Vancouver began serving up martinis that they named the Maui Wowie....

[QUOTE=Ned Flanders]That's a drink?[/QUOTE]

If not for DW's context in her sentences, I would have thought that they were shapely legs by the seaside.

I think I need a Maui Wowie too.

[QUOTE=Maharlika]If not for DW's context in her sentences, I would have thought that they were shapely legs by the seaside.

I think I need a Maui Wowie too. [/QUOTE]LMAO!
This is really funny, because wide speculation is that the premier was actually in Hawaii with his mistress

I would like to spend time in Hawaii with a mistress drinking maui wowies. It's probably as close as one can get to heaven on earth.

Unfortunately, I don't like martinis...