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Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2004 9:08 pm
by The Z
[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]More disturbing than I had imagined
I came from myth, strode into reality, ascended to legend,and am currently fading back into myth to renew the cycle. And I am never without alcohol.
[/QUOTE]
You don't know the half of it
Never without alcohol? Even if I took it from you?
Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2004 9:11 pm
by Bloodstalker
But half is more than I really want to know anyway
I have a never-ending supply.
Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2004 9:17 pm
by The Z
[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]But half is more than I really want to know anyway
I have a never-ending supply.
[/QUOTE]
Are you sure? I can show you how I was made using bones and other "props".
But Father Weasel says that the only thing that never ends is his glorious empire!!! Arrgggh! My poor innocent brain can't handle this!!!!
Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2004 9:20 pm
by Bloodstalker
You need a woman
You're old enough to know now....your father is a master of deceit. He lied to you, and will probably blame it on me.
Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2004 9:24 pm
by The Z
[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]You need a woman
You're old enough to know now....your father is a master of deceit. He lied to you, and will probably blame it on me.
[/QUOTE]
What is this "woman" you speak of? Can I put bones in it? Can I eat it?
But Weasel would never lie to me! How...why...who...when...where...what......
That dirty little Weasel.....once my bones get a hold of him
Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2004 9:26 pm
by Bloodstalker
[QUOTE=The Z]What is this "woman" you speak of? Can I put bones in it? Can I eat it?
But Weasel would never lie to me! How...why...who...when...where...what......
That dirty little Weasel.....once my bones get a hold of him
[/QUOTE]
You have so much to learn
Yes, Weasel is vile in all his ways. It would not surprise me to learn he had fathered you just to have the pleasure of watching your faith in him destroyed.
Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2004 9:31 pm
by The Z
[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]You have so much to learn
Yes, Weasel is vile in all his ways. It would not surprise me to learn he had fathered you just to have the pleasure of watching your faith in him destroyed.
[/QUOTE]
Teach me!!! Teach me!!! With the absence of Weasel and the knowledge of his betrayal I am yours to teach in the ways of the women!! My bones and me are at your disposal!!!! I will hurl my bones to wreak the vengeance of Bloodstalker, Lord of Lurkers, across all of SYM!!
Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2004 9:38 pm
by Bloodstalker
[QUOTE=The Z]Teach me!!! Teach me!!! With the absence of Weasel and the knowledge of his betrayal I am yours to teach in the ways of the women!! My bones and me are at your disposal!!!! I will hurl my bones to wreak the vengeance of Bloodstalker, Lord of Lurkers, across all of SYM!!
[/QUOTE]
Let it be known the world over, the offspring of Weasel has pledged allegance to me. This is a great day indeed.
Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2004 9:49 pm
by The Z
[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]Let it be known the world over, the offspring of Weasel has pledged allegance to me. This is a great day indeed.
[/QUOTE]
*Grovels in awe at the Lord of Lurker's Magnificence*
Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2004 10:30 pm
by Gwalchmai
[QUOTE=Maharlika]
Now I can see why this place is called the House of Disgust. [/QUOTE]Actually, you can sort of
smell why this place is called the House of Disgust....
Posted: Thu Jun 24, 2004 6:29 am
by Maharlika
Posted: Thu Jun 24, 2004 6:50 am
by Luis Antonio
[QUOTE=Maharlika]
Like how?
Like Teen Spirit?
Like plain ol' BS?
Both? [/QUOTE]
Mah, I think we should keep away from the spam house of the Disgust, cause tea mixed with whiskey is not so cool for the health, you know.
BTW, where is Fas?
Posted: Thu Jun 24, 2004 6:58 am
by Maharlika
The Search for COMMrade Fas
Good question, Luis. 
Follow the bone trail?
Posted: Thu Jun 24, 2004 7:01 am
by Luis Antonio
[QUOTE=Maharlika]
Good question, Luis.
Follow the bone trail? [/QUOTE]
And the Tea smell as well.
Damn tea drunkards!!!
Posted: Thu Jun 24, 2004 2:16 pm
by Eerhardt
Since this thread was started by BS, and I found no evidence of it being mentioned before, I figured this was the right place and the right time to mention the blatant product placement of Wild Turkey in a movie I saw yesterday. I am - of course - referring to Marvel's
The Punisher
Posted: Thu Jun 24, 2004 2:20 pm
by Luis Antonio
[QUOTE=Eerhardt]Since this thread was started by BS, and I found no evidence of it being mentioned before, I figured this was the right place and the right time to mention the blatant product placement of Wild Turkey in a movie I saw yesterday. I am - of course - referring to Marvel's
The Punisher [/QUOTE]
Yeah, this is the place for almost everything. Wanna buy a booze? Dont do it, BS is paying. *hand Eernhardt a tequilla bottle*. BTW, I used to be the waiter here. I wont deliver tea anymore, but I got plenty of whiskey and tequilla.
Enjoy!
Posted: Thu Jun 24, 2004 2:28 pm
by Eerhardt
Thanks, Luis - glad to meet ya ** pours himself a shot of tequila, downs it and pours himself and Luis another shot **
and spikes it up some more, for old times sake
I guess the days of bar monkeys waiting on tables are over
- damn, that Fas for shooting Dusty
!
Posted: Thu Jun 24, 2004 2:34 pm
by Gwalchmai
Well, Things go better with
Product Placement, y'know. Have a
Product Placement and a smile. I'd like to buy the world a
Product Placement, and keep it company.
Posted: Thu Jun 24, 2004 2:36 pm
by Luis Antonio
*sips some tequila*
Eernhardt, how do you define your own science? I mean your sig, could you explain it again?
*fill up the glasses*
Just dont spit, you're crapping up the floor...