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Posted: Fri May 11, 2001 12:58 pm
by fable
In that case, Minerva would be verging on the petite: a wisp of a woman, a thing of scarves and make believe, blown on an idle spring afternoon's fancy out of the valley and across the hills.
Or maybe she's faking it.
Posted: Fri May 11, 2001 1:01 pm
by Minerva
Well, it's not different here. Some shops, like Marks and Spencers made the measurement slightly bigger than normal, so sometimes I can even get into size 8.
Tell the truth, I wear size 10 bottom and size 10/12 top if it's long sleeves shirts/jackets. I have relatively longer arms.

Posted: Fri May 11, 2001 1:02 pm
by Waverly
At the risk of being flogged or even killed, I never considered 8 to be 'petite'. Normal and healthy I would say.
Posted: Fri May 11, 2001 1:02 pm
by Weasel
Originally posted by fable:
<STRONG>In that case, Minerva would be verging on the petite: a wisp of a woman, a thing of scarves and make believe, blown on an idle spring afternoon's fancy out of the valley and across the hills.</STRONG>
What pretty words
Originally posted by fable:
<STRONG>Or maybe she's faking it.</STRONG>
Then a drop kick

Posted: Fri May 11, 2001 1:03 pm
by fable
Alright, let's summarize our findings up to this point.
Minerva has a small bottom and a rather larger top. She's small, and her hands drag along the floor as she walks. When she's driving, she drives on the left side of the road.
I wonder if this will do as a resume.
[ 05-11-2001: Message edited by: fable ]
Posted: Fri May 11, 2001 1:05 pm
by Darkpoet
Originally posted by fable:
<STRONG>Alright, let's summarize our findings up to this point.
Minerva has a small bottom and a rather larger top. She's small, and her hands drag along the floor as she walks. When she's driving, she drives on the left side of the road.
I wonder if this will do as a resume.</STRONG>
I see you are going to be in prison for a long, long time.

Posted: Fri May 11, 2001 1:07 pm
by Waverly
Well, Fable, that should deflect any heat from me...
Posted: Fri May 11, 2001 1:08 pm
by fable
@Waverly: Well, Fable, that should deflect any heat from me...
Nah. I'm just having fun. They *know* you're a delusional maniac.

Posted: Fri May 11, 2001 1:10 pm
by Weasel
Originally posted by Waverly:
<STRONG>Well, Fable, that should deflect any heat from me...</STRONG>
LMFAO

Posted: Fri May 11, 2001 1:16 pm
by Minerva
Originally posted by fable:
<STRONG>In that case, Minerva would be verging on the petite: a wisp of a woman, a thing of scarves and make believe, blown on an idle spring afternoon's fancy out of the valley and across the hills.
Or maybe she's faking it.</STRONG>
I thought this was rather nice, even though the last sentence...
But your resume was awful!

Posted: Fri May 11, 2001 1:19 pm
by fable
Okay, Minerva, we'll retract the resume, with apologies from all concerned. You could, of course, post a photo up on the web, and copy it here, but I suppose that would spoil the mystique of it all.
So, rather small, if long in the arm--thin-boned? Hair color? Skin tone? Number of eyes? Let us not be hesitant, here; enlightened minds need to know.

Posted: Fri May 11, 2001 1:19 pm
by Darkpoet
Sorry Fable you are going to solitary confindment(other wise known as the hole.).
Posted: Fri May 11, 2001 1:23 pm
by fable
Solitary? Does this mean no access to the board, a diet of bread and water, and no old Russian films?
Posted: Fri May 11, 2001 1:25 pm
by Waverly
Not that I wouldn't love to see a picture of the goddess, but really Fable.
Why don't you show us how it's done? See if you can get the zookeeper to snap a couple photos of you rutting against a tree and post them here for us to gawk at

Posted: Fri May 11, 2001 1:27 pm
by fable
@Waverly: Why don't you show us how it's done? See if you can get the zookeeper to snap a couple photos of you rutting against a tree and post them here for us to gawk at
This may come as a surprise to you, Waverly, but some of us lack your need for fiber in the oddest places.
Posted: Fri May 11, 2001 1:34 pm
by fable
Okay, I've got a hit a nap, then back to work, later. One last thing, though--I hope nobody was really offended by anything I wrote, above. The last thing I want to do is hurt anyone with anything I write. But if it's all in good fun, among friends, it's fine.

Posted: Fri May 11, 2001 1:34 pm
by Darkpoet
Originally posted by fable:
<STRONG>Solitary? Does this mean no access to the board, a diet of bread and water, and no old Russian films?</STRONG>
Bread, red wine, brie, and All in the Family reruns.

Posted: Fri May 11, 2001 1:38 pm
by Waverly
Originally posted by Darkpoet:
<STRONG>
Bread, red wine, brie, and All in the Family reruns.

</STRONG>
This isn't club med... You can eat beetles, watch the 700 club, and once a week we'll have a horse urinate on you.
Have a good weekend

Posted: Fri May 11, 2001 1:39 pm
by Minerva
@fable: You didn't offend anyone as far as I am aware, so don't worry.
See you later.
Posted: Fri May 11, 2001 1:53 pm
by Minerva
Originally posted by Waverly:
<STRONG>
This isn't club med... You can eat beetles, watch the 700 club, and once a week we'll have a horse urinate on you.
</STRONG>
My room is better than club med...
[ 05-11-2001: Message edited by: Minerva ]