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Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 2:00 pm
by Tribblemaker
... you run to the window, smash it open, and drag in the man who was a moment before washing the windows. There! With seconds to spare you grab the bucket of soapy water and fling it with all your strength towards the oncoming machine. bzzzzzzzt- bzzt bZZZZZZZZZt. . .
With a crackle of electricity the tank falls over on its side. VICTORY!
But wait, something oozes out from under the wheels and morphs into........
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..........
Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 6:11 pm
by Lady Dragonfly
...Joshie the Window Washer, the guy you dragged into the chamber! He seems a bit discombobulated...
Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 8:19 am
by DesR85
....but still remembers what you did to him and that made him real pissed. With the brush in hand, he charges towards you and whacked you to the ground. Before you could react, he is already on top of you, bludgeoning you non-stop. It seems like you're about to die when....
Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 9:08 am
by Avane
...you realise that Joshie is wasting his time. Bone Armour for Dummies
against a window brush? No contest. You roll the window clearner off you and to say thanks for all bashing with the brush, kick him in the ribs on your way out the door. But just outside the door...
Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 8:38 am
by DesR85
...a brick wall appeared and you slammed head-on into it.

You fell unconscious. When you woke up, you find that....
Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 4:18 pm
by AmpaSand
....You have level warped into a kind of marshmellow world. And they look hungry!...
Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 5:12 pm
by Lady Dragonfly
...but you are hungry too. You quickly draw your trusty .42 Knife & Fork and attack Marshmallow. Time for s'mores! Yeeha!!!!
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 4:19 am
by DesR85
...Problem is, these are not your ordinary marshmallows. These are exploding marshmallows.

One bite, and you're toast. You are starving and need something to eat nonetheless, so...
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 1:31 pm
by AmpaSand
...You take out your trusty attack denchures and set them loose. Now about that food...
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 1:54 pm
by Tribblemaker
. . . You think for a few hours, but the pain in your stomach clouds your head.
Who ate whose liver with some fava beans? Is this heaven? No. I'm still alive. . . Mmm... Practically unconscious you take a big bite of something soft and sweet. . .
BOOM
you're toast. haha toast. Wait! you're NOT toast!
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 4:50 pm
by Lady Dragonfly
...it was an exposion caused by your attack dentures biting off a piece of a particularly vicious Marshmallow. Your fireproof dentures are as good as new (a lil' bit bent and blackened, but still usable), and there is a whole load of well-toasted marshmallow! Sweet!!!
You dive in the marshmallow and start devouring it... and you don't pay attention to a strange smoke drifting out of...
Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 7:30 am
by DesR85
...a nearby tree. Within seconds, the whole area is engulfed in flames. In a state of panic, you jumped into a nearby pool with a straw as a snorkel. The flames raged on for hours until it waned. You peek out to find that the wildfires are gone. You decide to look for any nearby village but you will need to find a way to navigate through this charred mess.....
Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 10:04 am
by Lady Dragonfly
...no worry. You have a GPS implant. Unfortunately, it tells you that Marshmallows don't have any villages or towns. How are you going to escape from this M-world? Hm... maybe if you find another brick wall... or build one...
Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 5:54 am
by Avane
You reach into your trusty leather knapsack and extract a single brick and a bag of ready mixed cement. Well, it's a start, but you are never going to build a wall with just one brick [and to be honest, you're not sure that a brick wall is the answer to your problems]. After another rummage in your knapsack you come out with an Aladdin's lamp. You shudder slightly at the memory of previous encounters with the Genie of the lamp. Genies by nature are a pretty odd bunch, but this one... scareeeeeyyyy. You gently buff the lamp...
Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 12:55 am
by riotfellow
...nothing happens... you try again and again nothing happens. As frustation builds up your last attempt at summoning the creepy genie is hammering it into the brick. The lamp makes a lot of grumbling noises and the creepy genie emerges from the lamp. As the genie comes to its senses it yells:What do you want now?? ...
Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 7:28 pm
by Lady Dragonfly
...you quickly whip your Christmas Wish List out of your trusty leather knapsack:
1. Xbox 360
2. Metallica concert tickets
3. Fabio autograph
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758342. ...
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 10:10 am
by DesR85
....Problem is, the genie only allows three wishes, so, this forces you to choose wisely. After much thought, you decide to go for....
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 10:57 am
by Vicsun
1. X-Box 360
2. Fabio Autograph
3. The Great Wall of China
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 10:59 am
by fable
4. 10 different paperback romances by Johanna Lindsay, all alike.
5. A piece of string.
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 11:02 am
by Vicsun
6. A copy of The Complete Idiot's Guide to Counting to Three