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A boat that is flowting on water, can also sink in it.
- Drunken master.

i'm a derrick, and derricks dont run

-bad taste

[QUOTE=Sytze]One of my favorite Boondock Saints quotes:

Doc: You know what they say: People in glass houses sink sh... sh... sh... ships.
Rocco: I got to buy you a proverb book or something, because this mix 'n' match <snip>'s got to go.
Doc: What?
Connor: Well, a penny saved is worth two in the bush, isn't it?
Murphy: And don't cross the road if you can't get out of the kitchen.

Paul Smecker: You know, you Irish cops are perking up. That's two sound theories in one day, neither of which deal with abnormally sized men. Kind of makes me feel like Riverdancing.[/QUOTE]

oooh! love that movie.

Smart cop: "it was six guys with guns"

Dumb cop: "what if it was one guy with six guns"?

(guess who of them who was right )

The boondock saints

"Did you ever notice how in the bible whenever God needed to punish someone, or make an example, or whenever God needed a killing, he sent an angel? Did you ever wonder what a creature like that must be like? A whole existence praising your God, but one wing always dipped in blood. Would you ever really want to see an angel?" Thomas from The prophecy

"I can lay your body out and fill your mouth with your mother's feces...or we can talk." Lucifer from The Prophecy

Lucifer: "We must talk."
Catherine: "Oh my God."
Lucifer: "God? God is love.......I don't love you."

"I'm an angel. I kill newborns while their mamas watch. I turn cities into salt. And occasionally, when I feel like it, I tear little girls apart. And from now till kingdom come... the only thing you can count on... in your existence... is never understanding why" Gabrial from The prophecy

"Vizzini: I can't compete with you physically, and you're no match for my brains.
Westley: You're that smart?
Vizzini: Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?
Westley: Yes.
Vizzini: Morons. " From The Princess Bride

Sir.Galahad= How do you know she is a witch?
Random Peasent=She turned me into a newt!... I got better.


Buffalo Bill=It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the Hose again.

Little Nickey=Popeyes Chicken is the shizznaz!

Not a movie per se, but from the stage version of a poular British sitcom about two uncouth flatmates named Richie (played by Rik Mayall) and Eddie (played by Adrian Edmondson).

*Richie comes in to the lounge, walking stiffly, with buttocks vey tightly clenched*

"Eddie...why have you put barbed wire down the middle of the toilet?"
"Because of the world health crisis, Richie."
"And what exactly do you mean by that?"
"*sigh* You can catch it off lavatory seats."
"Catch what?! An anus full of razor wire?!?!"
"I think you know what I'm talking about. I mean have you got a full *sexual* history of every one you've ever slept with? Hmm?"
"Yes I have as a matter of fact. I've got it right here, on me."
*produces piece of paper from pocket*
"That's a very small piece of paper..."
"Good grief Eddie, it's quality that counts, not quantity"
"And it's blank..."
"Yes it's an astonishingly accurate and detailed account of my life to date. I employed a private investigator. He didn't do any good, just stood in the gaarden all day looking at my hedge- three weeks later I found out he was a privet investigator- got to get that typewriter fixed!"

Rik Mayall is classic I loved his roles in Blackadder, he re-wrote his lines to be absolutely hilarious....

Flasheart: Enter the man who wears no underwear. Ask me why!
Class: Why do you wear no underwear, Lord Flash?!
Flasheart: Because the pants haven't built yet that'll take the job on!

And from series 4's 'Private Plane':

Lord Flash: "Treat your plane like you treat your woman."
Lt. Geroge: " How do you mean sir? Take her home for tea to meet your mother..?"
Lord Flash: "I mean get inside her five times a day and take her to heaven and back."

I guess Im getting political here, but from the latest Star Wars film:

Padme: So this is how liberty dies... with thunderous applauds.

Makes you think, doesn't it?

Padame: Wheres anakin, is he o.k?
Obiwan:I cut his legs off and set him on fire. Sorry.

[QUOTE=Darth Zenemij]Padame: Wheres anakin, is he o.k?
Obiwan:I cut his legs off and set him on fire. Sorry.[/QUOTE]

Ha, I need to see the new movie now! Thats hilarious.

Obi wan:Chancellor.
Anakin:Are you allright?
palpatine motions behind the pair
Palpatine:Count Dooku
Obiwan:This time we'll do it together.
Anakin:I was just about to say that.
Palpatine:Get help, your no match for him! He's a sith lord!
Obiwas:Chancellor Palpatine, Sith lords are our specilties.
Count Dooku:Your sords please master jedi, we wouldn't want to make a mess of things in front of the Chancellor.
Obi wan:You won't get away this time Chancellor.



Obiwan:You were the chossen one! You were supposed to destroy the sith, not join them. You were supposed to bring balance to the force, not leave it in darkness!
Anakin:I hate you!
Obiwan:You were my brother anakin. I loved you.

This is how it should have been:

Obiwan"You were the chosen one! You were supposed to desrtyoy the sith, not join them. You were suppesed to bring balance to the force, not leave it in darkness!
Analin:I was?!
Obiwan:Yes!
Anakin:Really?
Obiwan:Yes!
Anakin:Honest?
Obiwan; (getting annoyed) Yes anakin!
Anakin romise?
Obiwan:*throws lightsaber and cust anakins legs off and sets him on fire.

Got a couple from the movie "Groundhog Day", where Phill Connor is living the same day (february the 2nd, Groundhog Day) over and over again, ultimately learning how to be a good guy and conquering Rita's heart.
(my alltime favorite movie )

(Phill is driving recklessly when realizing that if the same day repeats over and over, there would be no consequences, ultimately he crashes and a cop show up at his window)

Phill: "Yeah uhm, 3 cheeseburgers, 2 large fries, 2 chocolate-shakes and one large coke."

(Phill is making out with a rather dumb woman)

Phill: "Oh, Rita."
Nancy: (stops kissing) "Who's Rita?"
Phill: "How should I know."
Nancy: "What is this, some kind of one-night-stand?"
Phill: "On the contrary, I love you, I've always loved you.
This is gonna seem sudden, but, Nancy will you be my wife?"
Nancy: "Oh, Phill." (starts kissing again)
Phill: "Oh,Rita"
Nancy: "Nancy!"
Phill: "Whatever."

(Phill is trying to seduce Rita, they start talking and Rita then asks if he is seeing anyone)

Phill: "What I really want is someone like you."
Rita: "Oh please."
Phill: "Well why not, what are you looking for, who is your perfect guy?"
Rita: "Well first of all he's to humble to know he's perfect."
Phill: "That's me!"

(Phill and Rita have just eaten some fudge (not exactly crucial info, but they did 'mkay?))

Rita: "There's something so familiar about this, do you ever have déjà vu 's?"
Phill: "Didn't you just ask me that?"

(Phill has conquered Rita's heart.The next morning he wakes up next to her, getting all exited and kissing Rita when finding out that he's not stuck in the same day anymore.)

Rita: "Oh Phill, why weren't you like this last night, you just fell asleep."
Phill: "It was the end of a very long day."

Fellini's 8 1/2: Producer to main character: "I've figured out what you're doing. You're trying to show man's internal confusion. But you have to be clearer."

Sam:What is this wonka? Some kind of fun house?
Wonka:Why? Having Fun?

Willy Wonka and the Choclate Factory, a great movie, I'm glad tim burton is remaking it.

I love Johnny Depp.

Bah, not jonny Depp, Depp means idiot in german I think.
Gene Wilder!

Sorry your tastes aren't like mine, man. But I love Jonny and I'm sticking to it.

He's a good actor and all, but to overrated.

He has done so many movies tho. I like how he takes character in a bunch of them.
I dont love Jonny like I love Brad.
*ducks out*