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Luis said I'm a judge but I have no idea where I am or what I am supposed to do... Shall I leave?

[QUOTE=Brynn]Luis said I'm a judge but I have no idea where I am or what I am supposed to do... Shall I leave? [/QUOTE]

Erm... No Twont be any fun without you.

Guys, final chance, start the giggling and the poking around, make one player pissed with each other

Brynn, just roll a character up. my guy is a living consturcut(sp?) so shadows wont affect him. he'll still see the cheating. but bribes work wonders.

i say Ik and giles should fight. but i think giles would win

OK:

Updating Players:

Werebeargoddess: Seri the Griphon

Gilles: Turnpike the Goblin

Aegis: Tingle Orcstench the Dwarf (Champion Belt)

Locke: Smoked the Human

Darth: Argantes the Necromancer

Ikky: Ikarus the Robot Scientist

Rob: Nibor the Avenger

Magrus: Mag the Drunk Monk

Demo: D the Warforged Fighter

9 Competitors. I'm subscribing one too, so that we'll close the number of required fighters, with a nice 10th player.

So, the fighters are ready, except for my char sheet, wich is comming up next.

ok, so when are the first fights going to start? and hes D the warforged fighter. do i need to say what hes made of? he is armor in a sence.

Name: Taco the Tequila Drinker (TTD)

Class: Ai caramba! He's a bartender.

Stats: (do I haves statses? I meansss I thought I wass justs a drunks barstenders...)
St: 14
Dex: 16 when drunk, 12 when sober
Con: 17 when drunk, 9 when sober
Wisdom (to pick up the chicks): 9 (tells a lot about him)
Inteligence (to pick up the chicks): 12 (tells a lot about him)
Charisma: 17 when drunk, 15 when sober (at least he tries to be cool with the customers and gain some propina)
Cheating: 10 when drunk, 18 when sober (he's a cheater. But when drunk he'll admit it often if asked)

Weapons:

The Terrina of Fury +3, + 9 vs boring customers: Whenever bored enough, he'll whack the customers hard with this terrina, wich is made for proper hot food keeping, so will burn the enemies in the face, no save. Defensive weapon.
José, the Ever Fixed bottle: His other atack is a different one. He will use his tequila bottle to whack in close range or long range the Enemies. His bottle will recover the normal shape or return to his hands instantly. Not much damage, but helps making enemies dizzy for a while.
Whip, the waiter towel: Whenever someone bores him enough, he uses the Whip, the waiter towel. He uses it exactly as a whip. It hurts. It really hurts. The enemy will keep jumping and shouting "ouch" for a while, because of the burn.

Potions:

He'll carry three full bottles:
1 - Cm's Wanker Choice Tea
2 - Iridur Morningblade (TM) Tequila Bottle
3 - Magrus (TM) Vodka with Gummy Bears

Armor:

Armor? have you ever seen a bartender wear armor? I'm fat, i'm big and I'm gunna throw you out of the window, ye drunkard !

- ER! My dammit coach forgot to post my sideckicks. He must be too drunk, time to cheat him... btw, I'll have the Shadows as sideckicks. Jest fer fun.

not bad, for a drunk

And now: The most expected, the most anticipated, the most desired:

The FIGHT LIST!!!

First Fight:

Tingle Orcstench versus Nibor the Avenger!

Second Fight:

Seri the Griphon versus Argantes the Necromancer!

Third Fight:

D the Warforged Fighter versus Ikarus the Robot Scientist!

Fourth Fight:

MaG the drunk Monk versus Taco the Bartender!


Fifth Fight:

Turnipike the Goblin versus Smoked the Human!

First fight players, please post your BATTLEPLANS!!!! After that, ye'll have two days to send me your strategy corrections and cheats via PM so that I can elaborate the fight.

Let the Taunts begin too! If you dont like your enemy, or think your character is more worthy to be alive cause his breath is worst, post it!

Also, please, players without sideckicks, you may choose your sideckicks before the first battle, and you'll keep them till the last battle you fight in the championship.

So, without further ado... LET THE STRATEGY BEGIN!

Mind your spelling, Brazilian person! Ikarus the Scientist.
Oh, and mister D, you might as well write that down somewhere, or try to remember the name of the guy that's going to can your 'behind'. (Hey, we practiced in some bar once How is your face?)

Fixed, mr Ikky!

erm... thats the first... TAUNT!!!!

are right lil man, thats it. when i get done with you there gonna have to use a tea strainer to find you. and this time *pounds chest* im all Mithral(TM) and stone.

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Sidekick:
Demon: There is only one kind of Demon: The Tanajuraaa. He will be able to cast hopelessness kind spells and two direct atack spells on your oponent.
[/QUOTE]

Hey luis do we need to come up with our sidekicks spells?

and my items and moves. ill get back to ya on that one.

[QUOTE=Demortis]
Hey luis do we need to come up with our sidekicks spells?

and my items and moves. ill get back to ya on that one.[/QUOTE]

Demo, you may either pick a sideckick from the list or make one. Three spells/atacks, remember.

And you can also try to customize one...

As for the weapons/moves, there is a list of weapons, and moves must be made by you. Do not overpower, that's the fun of the thing.

*The judge raises for her seat and makes an announcement*

OK, I have come to my senses, rolled several dices, refused bribes, and prayed to the gods to give me wisdom and after two days of solitude spent with meditation ober this holy game I have come up with the results!

First Fight winner: Tingle Orcstench!

Second Fight winner: Argantes the Necromancer!

Third Fight winner: Ikarus the Robot Scientist!

Fourth Fight winner: MaG the drunk Monk!

Fifth Fight winner: Turnipike the Goblin!

Thank you, thank you, congratulations for the winners! Now I'm off to Hawaii

....

(Oh yes, I know. Xandax told me I shouldn't be posting just a smilie, so here is your text.)

Yeah, I know the fights haven't been fought yet. So what?

[QUOTE=Brynn]Yeah, I know the fights haven't been fought yet. So what? [/QUOTE]

I can't believe you'd let me loose.

[QUOTE=Rob-hin]I can't believe you'd let me loose. [/QUOTE]
I have no idea who's your character

I can't believe she let me win? Ow, this is so confusing Brynn!

[QUOTE=ik911]I can't believe she let me win? Ow, this is so confusing Brynn! [/QUOTE]
I have no idea who's your character either

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]- ER! My dammit coach forgot to post my sideckicks. He must be too drunk, time to cheat him... btw, I'll have the Shadows as sideckicks. Jest fer fun.[/QUOTE]

Can I still create a sidekick?
Got a fun idea.

@ Brynn
It's Nibor! He's cool...yeah.