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Originally posted by Aegis
Actually, wouldn't Weasel be your father?

So I have two dads? Bloodstalker and Weasel?

Originally posted by Aegis
Actually, wouldn't Weasel be your father?

Actually, Weasel is MY father AND Z's father and uncle.

But before we knew I was Weasel's daughter, CE put us up on a date.

Sorry, Z. You were wrong. You see, a one-night stand with Weasel - before Iknew he was MY father - when I was with BS resulted in you. Though BS still thinks he is your father.

Therefor, he is Z's Granduncle.

And Ty is the removed cousin of mine.


...I feel like a true Arkansas native now.

Great, next thing I know, Waverly will be my great uncle.....

Originally posted by The Z
Great, next thing I know, Waverly will be my great uncle.....

Well... Not exactly...

Originally posted by Aqua-chan
Well... Not exactly...

Why do I get the feeling I now have three fathers......

Originally posted by The Z
Why do I get the feeling I now have three fathers......

You were a very complicated birth.

By the way... I'm your step cousin, too.

Great. Weasel, Bloodstalker, Waverly, and possibly more SYMers are my fathers/grandfathers/granduncles. Kayless is my uncle, Bloodmist is my brother, and AC is my mother and cousin, making T'l, Scayde, and Ysh my aunts, which would make Chanak another uncle. And Ty is a distant uncle. Please tell me there's not more......

*smiles mysteriosly at Z*

Oh....my....God.....

Originally posted by The Z
Oh....my....God.....

sorry to have to come to you like this......you should also knwo that I found out in the BG2 forums a while ago that Stilgard is my lost brother...... teh family grows bigger every day......

Z, I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this, but...

I'm afraid that you have a son.

Or, at least you would have...

But Kayless ate your baby.

@AC.....and who would the mother be?

@garaz.....*groans*...

Originally posted by The Z
Great. Weasel, Bloodstalker, Waverly, and possibly more SYMers are my fathers/grandfathers/granduncles. Kayless is my uncle, Bloodmist is my brother, and AC is my mother and cousin, making T'l, Scayde, and Ysh my aunts, which would make Chanak another uncle. And Ty is a distant uncle. Please tell me there's not more......

Dang.......AC realy gets around

well while we're at it, I feel really sorry for Z to tell him this but the baby of teh girl which his late son married was found consorting with weasel and has since then not been spotted.....again sorry to be hard on ya

@AC.....and who would the mother be?

I thought YOU were!

Dang.......AC realy gets around

And I don't get paid for it anymore.

@AC....What? I'm not heterosexual.......

@garaz....*groans again*

oh, I forgot to tell u something your..... no I'll leave that for a merrier hour, you've got enough pain as it is

Originally posted by The Z
@AC....What? I'm not heterosexual.......

You're not?

That's OK. My alter-ego (Who could also be considered as your mother, but is actually male) is homosexual. Go figure.

Originally posted by Aqua-chan
You're not?

That's OK. My alter-ego (Who could also be considered as your mother, but is actually male) is homosexual. Go figure.

You mean that was Bobby and not you???????? ARRRRRGGGGHHH!!!! *Runs out screaming*

Originally posted by The Z
You mean that was Bobby and not you???????? ARRRRRGGGGHHH!!!! *Runs out screaming*

I think we scared him off.....what a pity...now we can't torment him anymore......