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humped the orca

A warrior named Fleagle was sharpening his big pole which he wanted help Buck The-Troll make kobold soup with crutons in hot cross buns while balancing multiple square wooden bowls with metal forks and 2 spoons and three fingers each with an onion coated with Spam and blue cheese, which btw smelled fresh and fruity. But the warrior with brussel sprouts and a martini could not handle her! She stepped into a big womens boutique store with credit cards stolen from her upset warrior friend who hadn't realized he was a Troll. And then he drank the martini and yodelled wildly unsheathing his AMEX but alas, it was maxxed out! Fleagle was confused, like craig, he filleted a squid using only his fillet making thingy. Mmmm Mmmmm Mmmmm he said after placing it down his plaid leather jerkins with pink flowers while he sings CAT SCRATCH FEVER and dances like the Big Troll with pongo-sticks up his a..armsleeve. But the squid was too fat to be eaten by the mean terd like troll because it smelled of pea soup with rotten brocoli and spam chowder. While dancing a-jig. Having gone hungry without any peanuts or peanut butter. Decided he should make his own mustard jelly butter using only mustard jelly and butter magically procured by an old swamp hag while shouting "ARRRRRRRRRRRRIBA!". Then he saw purle monkey dishwashers attacking buck satan. Luckily for Buck, Gruntboy's pantless marines came in the penis like APC while shooting at Sailor Star Maker but he missed not even once and hit Buck the talking goat who has no male prostate organ for it has a enlongated stick used for sweeping up and down The Vicors, Pipe but after that it was put back into the coca-cola flavored condom for safe keeping. The talking gibberling humped the orca...

while singing the-national-anthem

of Weaselland, they

called upon the

rabid sailor scouts

of ancient yore

to transform alot

Edit: I took out the 'henshin' to make it make more sense Henshin means 'transform' anyway.


[ 01-06-2002: Message edited by: Shadow Sandrock ]

, while walking nude..

(((an inside comment: they get nude when they henshin)))

And flirt with

an asexual jedi

until the warrior

women of Tralfalmadore

got a headache

"Too much spam"

(Note: she says that)

runned trough her

like an erotic

D:

Teletubbie once said,

"Tee hee hee"

har har har

and drank beer